13 Works in Lazer Ted (Friends at the Table)

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    Lazer Ted's parents are coming to visit for the holidays, and you know Mako isn't about to miss THAT mess. It just...doesn't quite turn out to be the kind of mess he expected.

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    Note: Contains foul language and a couple brief sexual innuendo jokes.

    Pinch-hit Secret Samol gift for SmithyBadger. They asked for the Chime doing "domestic nonsense" but also was interested in what their social media would look like... so I tried to do both! The third picture is based on this tweet: https://twitter.com/toilethospital/status/1220652111140216832

    Unfortunately I didn't properly sign up for Secret Samol in time this year, but I was stoked to do such a good prompt as a pinch-hitter!

    Text is transcribed for each image for your convenience~

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    "I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under"- Mako Trig, probably.

    For the prompt "Mako is a John Mulaney type stand up comedian, except he apparently isn't very good? he's probably kinda funny but he doesn't have a good show, no one laughed, and the whole gang comforts him on a night out."

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    Five times Mako hacks things accidentally because of Cass, and one time it's intentional.

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    "But what really is dark matter?" Cass asked the audience, setting Mako up for the terrible joke he'd talked them into including.

    Mako's grin widened. "Well, it's dark and it's matter!" He paused for a laugh that, in their rehearsals, had been a lot louder and longer.

    ---

    In the Godlove-September axion dark matter research group, two graduate students can't seem to get along. Mako Trig, Maryland September's star theorist, and Cassander Timaeus Berenice, Orth Godlove's prized experimentalist, seem to be endlessly bickering about who broke what (Mako did) and who did what calculation wrong (Mako did) and who set back Cass' career (Mako did). But is there a covert care concealed by the constant quarreling? Yes. Yes, there is. It is fan-fiction, after all.

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    Day Thirteen: Transition

    Something in the subtext of his fabricated history, or something in structure of his brain, or something in the way those things interact, means that he is not what he is.

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    It’s not quite a family reunion, but it’s close. Today they decide to meet with the sun and the surf on a neutral planet.

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    Lazer Ted has been wanting to show Mako something special for a very long time

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    Jacqui started working at the coffee shop to have something normal and, well, that's the opposite of what she'll get.

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    It takes time to travel back to Counterweight from September, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes time is needed to process events. However, that point is moot when everyone involved refuses to admit that they need to recover from anything in the first place.

    Or: Cass has designated themself as unofficial supervisor for everyone’s internalized emotional crises, and anyone who doesn’t like it can just suck it up.

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    Lazer Ted was there, he'd always be there, Mako was, his little buddy, for all that it was worth.

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    From the journal of Ted Horst: Yeah, uh. I’m about to drop the hottest track of 80673. You already know what it is. Keep it wavy. Yeah.
    (Lazer Ted goes out with a bang.)

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    It takes time to travel back to Counterweight from September, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes time is needed to process events. However, that point is moot when everyone involved refuses to admit that they need to recover from anything in the first place.

    Or: Cass has designated themself as unofficial supervisor for everyone’s internalized emotional crises, and anyone who doesn’t like it can just suck it up.

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