15 Works in Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney

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    There's a well-kept secret wedged somewhere in between Indiana, Michigan and Pennsylvania. It's a tiny, irrelevant town called Sherwood. It doesn't look like much, granted. But if you look just a little bit closer at the shit-box suburban houses, you might catch sight of a girl with big, brown eyes laughing with a boy in a trench-coat.

    If you take the time to examine the cafeteria at Westerberg High, you might find students gaping in awe at a duo of beautiful bitches surrounded by a sea of people and yet completely alone.

    If you let yourself believe – just for a moment – that perhaps it's possible that life isn't war, maybe you'll see a tangled blur of black, blue, pink and yellow huddled around a lunch table for a precious half an hour, giggling together, having overcome the brutal boundaries of High School.

    What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
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    43,038
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    478
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    What would happen if JD had a brother instead of just being alone besides his dad? Would he be less insane, or would he still kill 3 of his classmates and attempt to blow up a whole high school?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,660
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    54
    Hits:
    155
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    Alternate heathers that takes place after meant to be yours

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    893
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    243
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    Basically the title. Also kinda maybe inspired by @HamilWhoTangled so thats fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,146
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2504
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    heather chandler and heather mcnamara go on a double date with ram and kurt. takes place at the same time as veronica and heather duke's sleepover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,545
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    494
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    Jason Dean's first ay of school..
    He meets people..
    And someone finds out something is wrong
    ------------
    Beware the tags
    No rape happens but they do discuss it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,237
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    684
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    Nothing ever changed.
    Moving from city to city. School to school.
    J.D didn’t even bother with names or faces anymore. Not like he was ever gonna stay there for longer than a few months.
    J.D here goes a lot to 7/11 and may meet a drunk young woman named Veronica there.

    Now what if that certain brunette offers friendship to our slushy loving emo boy?

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    Or

    What if...AU from Heathers! Basically a fix it! Or is it?

     

    Or
    Person who’s first language isn’t english and has never watched the full musical ->

    makes a random fanfiction about the slushy loving psycho who is also hella manipulative and just a bastard. A sly bastard. And I always like the „villains“ more anyway! More angst and gore material!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    467
    Chapters:
    1/13
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    101
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    Welp, my friend gave me this idea lol
    Lets hope this goes well >:3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    247
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    Jason Dean is a strange boy, he knows that much. After all, normal people are not wrestling the voices in their head or going to the phycologist because they can't cope with their mother's suicide and their dad's evermoving job.
    So yes, J.D is not average, but never in a million years could've he guessed that it would be his brain the savior of the students of Westerburg High (ok, maybe he could see that actually). Regardless, he is quite proud of his current plan, so much so he might tell his phycologist about it!
    On second thought, no, telling a functioning adult that your best plan to bring a bully down is to get her a partner (especially when said person is also a girl) might not be the ideal course of action.

    OR

    The one where J.D is not so fucked up, so instead of murder he decides to get Heather Chandler and Veronica Sawyer together, since happy people are not jerks (he would know).
    BUT HE IS NOT A CUPID! This is just strategy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,492
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3008
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    Summary

    JD loves fireworks, and Veronica craves. How perfect can they be?

    Alternative: an AU in which Veronica goes along with JD’s plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    749
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    Haven't you ever wanted to know how the Kingdom of Heather Chandler formed? The lives she ruined in the process? The effects that would last forever - or at least until somebody killed you with drain cleaner.

    Well boy, do I have a story for you...

    (Backstory of the Heather's, plus a few more peeps)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,870
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1300
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    Veronica wished for a second chance. She got one.

    Apparently her victims got one, too.

    Aka

    The "sent back in time to fix shit" trope but Heather C, Kurt, and Ram remember

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,116
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    725
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    Ram tells Veronica he’ll give her $100 if she makes out with him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1928
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    Summary

    Veronica goes to visit JD's grave

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    943
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    In a universe where only the "incident" with Heather Chandler happens, soon the time arrives for JD to move out with his dad, but not before leaving a nice present for his favourite people to hate: Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1718

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