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    Buttons had asked Olivia the question lingering on his mind.

     

    in her immense wisdom, she responded,

     

    "Why not both?"

     

    *Buttons character study, I just think he's neat

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    Edward Teach could handle this, thank you very much. He could! He was the scourge of the Seven Seas, the dread pirate that made all colonists piss their breeches on the sight of his flag, damn it! He could surely charm the clothes off the Gentleman Pirate. The only thing standing between him and the chance to bed Stede Bonnet was himself.

    Blackbeard could always take what he wanted, but that was the problem, wasn’t it? Because for once in his life, Ed wanted to do things right.

    How lucky he was to stumble across a heavy tome on their latest raid. He usually didn’t pay attention to books, but ever since boarding the Revenge (ever since Stede), he found a renewed interest in everything - books included. What a lucky day! This one promised to contain valuable information about the exact subject he desperately needed to study.

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    An extended version of a previously posted oneshot, featuring but not limited to:
    - an authentic retelling of what it's like to be a fourteen-year-old rock band fangirl in a group chat with your unhinged friends
    - a tired musician trapped in the image he cultivated by himself
    - a blissfully unaware suburban dad waltzing into a relationship by accident.

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    Три раза, когда Эд лично ради Стида надрал зад морскому дьяволу и один, когда уступил ему.

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    Stede Bonnet is a merman who longs to be a pirate. When the chance comes along for him to have legs, he jumps onboard. However, in order to keep them, he has to kill or seduce a pirate captain in two weeks. Easy, right?

     

    Title of this fic is a line from the song "Calypso" by John Denver.

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    Stede Bonnet has been planning the perfect art heist since the age of 15. He's gathered his crew, he's secured his venue, and everything is sure to be perfect... As long as famed art thief Blackbeard doesn’t get in the way.

    Oceans 11 meets OFMD, including crew shenanigans, rivals to lovers, and oh so many harebrained heists.

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    "I’m no prostitute, mate!” But then Stede had a brilliant idea…

    In which Stede becomes a prostitute, is really bad at it, but finds love and family anyway.

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    Instead of meeting a young Calico Jack aboard Hornigold's ship, 12-year-old Edward Teach meets a young Stede Bonnet (because fuck Calico Jack, that's why!).

    12-year-old Stede ran away from school and his horrible classmates, only to be seized by Captain Hornigold's crew and held for ransom.

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    A deep, rolling growl started in the back of his throat and bubbled up out of his mouth. His jaw hung open, unable to contain the sheer weight of it. The panting started. Each breath was a full-body movement. Izzy could feel the moon above him, despite the many layers of man-made architecture attempting to separate them.

     

    The change had begun.

     

     

    The notorious witch Blackbeard's right-hand man Izzy Hands has recently come down with a serious case of the dog days. In order to help Izzy maintain control during the light of the full moon, they seek the help of The Gentleman Vampire; a man they've heard knows an herbal remedy.

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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    No one expected for it to rain black snow on a lovely August day, however, the Earth decided to crack itself open to the Tartarus pit, engulfing several lives.

    In the midst of the gods’ wrath, Stede and Ed watched their very lives get threatened. Trusting in one another, their story is buried along with the rest of the others.

    Being buried won’t be the end of their story. . .

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    Stede Bonnet was a highly renowned professor at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. Now he manages a soda shop called "Fiiz"
    Choosing to finally come out and divorce his wife, newly ex-Mormon Stede Bonnet lost his cushy job and looks to his young, college-aged queer employees for guidance in this new turn his life has taken.
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    I wanted to heal my own trauma that came with being raised Mormon, in Utah, while being queer. I see myself in Stede, but that alone wasn't enough for a fic. Then, I was explaining the concept of Utah's soda shop culture on the Our Flag Means Brainrot Discord server, and I realized how much Edward "dollop of milk and seven sugars" Teach would love these absurdly sugary and caffeinated drinks.

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    Nathaniel belongs to the sea. And the sea can transform anything.

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    When Stede encourages the crew to share scary stories on the deck one night, not everybody really understands the brief. After a few attempts with varying success, what actually gets their hearts racing isn't a story at all.

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    Nathaniel Buttons is a pirate of many years, who harbours a terrible secret - he sees ghosts of people who have died violent deaths, which in his line of work is common. Lucky for him, he has come across a new ship with a captain who doesn't seem the sort to attract phantoms. But not all is well aboard the Revenge, for his crewmates have brought their own ghosts aboard...

    This canon-compliant fic follows Buttons as he deals with his own past trauma and that of his crewmates manifesting as spirits and ghosts, and learns how to let go of them. Happy Halloween!

    (Thanks to @metavenhorst for Beta reading this!)

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    Stede: Oh. There’s only one bed.
    Ed: 'S ok, mate, I can sleep on the floor. [please don't make me sleep on the floor]
    Stede: oh but your knee! No we'll just share the bed. We're friends! Friends can share a bed!
    Ed: Yes. Sure. [Don't think about his legs don't think about … ]

     

    Just a drabble set after s1e4 of Our Flag Means Death, with the crew stuck at an inn where every room only has one bed. This is dumb, I was out of ideas for this one and I just want to be a Flufftober completist. That is all.

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    alternate take on the 'run me through' scene

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    Every human is born holding an Egg and If you're lucky your Egg will hatch.

    Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach both come from entirely different backgrounds but each long for an Ornis Bird, a creature containing their counterparts heart and soul. Supposedly the bird will guide you to your other half but getting to that point can take a lot of work and nothing is ever guaranteed.

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    “How would you feel… about owning a Ren Faire?”

    “You know I hate the Ren Faire, Stede? I said so the other day.”

    “Really? When?”

    “WHEN WE WERE AT THE FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIRE.”

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    A Ren Faire modern au in which Stede Bonnet gets a divorce, builds a Renaissance Faire (Revenge-ssance Faire?) in 3 months, and catches the attention of the only man who’s bored at Blackbeard’s Ren Faire.

    Now complete! Huzzah!

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