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    “You are pregnant.” It was not a question. He did not know how she knew.

    “What?” Jaskier spluttered out as he sat curled up in the bathroom. “That’s impossible.”

    “You fell in love with a Witcher, my boy. Nothing is impossible.”

    She had been right, of course. Jaskier didn’t know how or why, but somehow in those scarce nights of pleasure, he had become pregnant. It seemed like a giant joke. Yet, as all things were with a Witcher, it was never a joke.

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    Geralt abandoned Jaskier when neither of them know he’s pregnant and the two brothers come in to save poor Jaskier. Chaos ensues during following winter at Kaer Morhen.

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    Aiden spends his first winter at Kaer Morhen among the wolves. Lambert’s family may not approve, but neither are going to let that stop them being together.
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    In which Aiden learns a whole lot about why Lambert is the way he is, Lambert finally understands that he’s worth a whole lot more than he thinks, and Vesemir realises he may have been a little too hard on the youngest witcher of Kaer Morhen.

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    History says the Witchers' keeps have all been sacked and destroyed. Prophecy says the children of the Black Sun will be the end of the world.

    History is wrong. Prophecy is vague, but in a way it is right.

    The world they knew is ending. It doesn't start with Geralt of Rivia.

    (This is mostly an AU of the Accidental Warlord AU series by Inexplicifics, please read that first!)

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    Winter at Kaer Morhen is coming to a close. Ciri, Eskel and Lambert unwind before taking their friendship to new depths.

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    The Warlord of the North is the bogeyman of every Redanian's bedtime stories after his conquests began spanning the continent. A recently adopted Jaskier finds himself navigating the maze that is witcher politics after participating in the Eswanian envoy. While the witchers and other inhabitants of the keep are delightful company, Jaskier soon finds himself in a dilemma and those bubbling feelings for a certain White Wolf certainly aren't helping.

    This is heavily inspired by inexplicific's 'Accidental Warlord Series' (go check it out if you haven't already)

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    When Jaskier becomes frustrated at Eskel's insistent staring, he confronts the Witcher to figure out what, exactly, Eskel's problem is. Turns out the problem is that Eskel wants something he thinks he can't have. (But, oh, he can.)

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    King Geralt wants to end the war with Redania, but the only way to do it is to marry the omega son of his hated foe. Prince Jaskier is thrilled to be free of his abusive father, but isn't optimistic about marrying a king with a brutal reputation.

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    “You know there’s a lot of traditions here that we don’t keep anymore,” he says, after a moment, turning back to Ciri.

    “...like beating trainees?” she offers, and Lambert’s face twists, but he nods.

    “Exactly.” He glances to Vesemir, then hums. “Some of them though, it’s not that they were awful, or ineffective. It’s just that we no longer have the trainees to continue them.”

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    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier and Geralt must being the journey of finding each other and completing their home, after words said in frustration and anger rip them apart.

    Destiny must find a way to bring her children back together, after a misused wish and a jealous mage ttys to rip them from each other. Will Jaskier overcome it or will the hurt be to great, exspecialy when he discovered the blessing that will change his life forever

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    “Jaskier, damn it, what happened?” Ugh, Geralt was smacking his cheek again. Damn his hand for being so warm. Maybe he was suffering more loss of blood than he’d thought, he was certain he ran just as warm as the other witcher.

    “Melitele’s great heaving bosom, Geralt. I can’t even die in peace, can I?” Not that he was going to die, mind, but he would love to suffer in peace before the bleeding slowed enough again for him to go about his life.

    “You’re not going to die, idiot.” That stupid, warm hand was peeling back his bandages now, poking and prodding and ignoring Jaskier’s very manly whine of pain.

     

    Julian Alfred Pankratz has been running around as a human for almost thirty years, now. He stepped off the Path to heal his grief, and yet here he is in Kaer Morhen, wounded and risking all his secrets spilling out onto the steps.

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    Kinktober Day 28: Omegaverse w/ a light free-use vinaigrette (custom prompt)

    Jaskier’s arrival at Kaer Morhen kicks all three Wolves into rut as Jaskier's heat shows up out of nowhere. As the pack figures out the dynamics that work for them, Jaskier tries to keep up with his insatiable alphas. What's a bard to do?

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    “Tell me,” she snarls, “I have your life in my hands, bard, and you will tell me where Geralt of Rivia is so I can give you the mercy of a crushed heart.” 

    Blood wells in his mouth and when he tries to speak, it bubbles from his lips and doesn’t stop. A warm fog edges in on his vision and Jaskier reaches for it desperately, seeking the peace that darkness offers him. He wraps it around himself and if he ignores the pain thudding with every labored pulse of his heart, Jaskier is able to go to that place in his memories where Geralt throws his cloak to him, grumbling about how he can’t sleep with Jaskier’s teeth chattering so loudly. 

    He hears Fringilla, feels her nails dig into the resisting muscle of his heart, but he sees Geralt. Sitting across from him by the fire and trying to hide the quirk of his lips as Jaskier drowns in his cloak. I’ll die for you, he wants to say, though Geralt isn’t real and each breath Jaskier takes is more difficult, I will die a thousand times if it means you live. 

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    Trouble finds Jaskier and brings him to Nilfgaard, but our bard inevitably finds his way free and back into the hands of the Witcher that left him on a mountain all those months ago.

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    Aiden takes a contract on the Duke of Velen. He's not expecting the most interesting part of the whole affair to be meeting the duke's betrothed.

    His daemon thinks they should keep her. Aiden's not sure how that will work, given that he's already got a Wolf and doesn't know how Lambert and his daemon might feel about adding someone else to their little pack, but it's awfully tempting.

    And Cats aren't very good at resisting temptation.

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    “Should we ask Geralt if you deserve more?” he asks, taking a moment to bend over her and suck a mark into her hip. Yennefer is incapable of answering, so Jaskier goes ahead. “Well, Geralt? Does our lovely Yennefer deserve to come?”
    Geralt hums, the low sound vibrating in the air around them, and shakes his head. His eyes gleam in the dim light, and Jaskier catches sight of a fang peeking over his curled lips.
    “No.”

     

     

    OR: The trio have finally got their collective heads out of their asses to spend the winter together.

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    Kinktober Day 11: Orgasm Denial

    Lambert has been playing with Jaskier for hours. Hours. They’ve had to take breaks for naps and meals. Jaskier has reached the point of breathless sobbing more than once. Finally, Lambert calls in reinforcements in the form of Eskel and Jaskier thinks now he’ll finally be allowed to come. But Eskel’s just there to axii the bard while Lambert hammers his prostate like it owes him money.

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    His mistake was building so much of his life around Geralt. He'd always been that way, wriggling himself in where he wasn't wanted: with the Pankratzs, Marx's damned lyrical club, the Cintran court. He did his best to maintain a clean break- carefully pulling his belongings from Roach's saddlebags, sewing his leg back up at the bottom of the mountain, avoiding any mention of wolf witchers, and escaping Rience on his own. // He's arse over tits indebted to Geralt. He doesn't even need to apologize when he's knocking on Jaskier's door at dusk clutching his child surprise.
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    The eyes disappeared for a moment and Geralt felt like collapsing but the peephole didn't close. Instead after an endless minute, pale fingers poked out offering... something. Geralt took it and looked down at his own fingers. A real Nilfgaardian silver penny. A rare sight these days. Jaskier must have been checking for a doppler. // Geralt doesn't want to think about why he'd felt it was necessary.
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    "She's called the Mischief Maker-" Jaskier thumped on the wall, "and she's not just a wagon Geralt. She's my home now. My livelihood. All wrapped up in one and I won't let you part us. She's on wheels Geralt."

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    After a mandatory four years alone on the Path, Geralt returns home for the winter eager to reunite with old friends, eat good food, and spend some quality time with his lover.

    However, the rangy blade of a boy Geralt had known all his life is gone. He's been replaced by a mountain of a man who's finally grown into the promise of his body. Eskel is at once both dearly familiar, and a total stranger and Geralt is left reeling. He finds his feet eventually.

    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

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    Vesemir had tried to bury his life before Barmin had picked him up when he was eight years old and his easy-going and promiscuous ways after starting out on The Path for various reasons. With the recent changes in Kaer Morhen brought about by Geralt becoming Warlord of the North, he had been focusing on the present and the improvement of the Witchers within the keep.

    With the upcoming Progress to review the Wolf Lands and building diplomatic ties having bought up the uncomfortable topic of Rivia. A place he had not been for the better part of 300 years. He hadn't counted on Ciri digging into his hesitancy and accidentally pulling someone from his past into Kaer Morhen.

    Vesemir now had no choice but to face his past and deal with the person he had longed to see being abandoned on the side of the road when he was eight years old.

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    Geralt had known that it was only a matter of time before they met down at the hot springs.
    Yet that knowledge had done nothing to prepare him for the sight that greeted him.
    Jaskier was kneeling at the edge of a pool, just shy of touching the water. His hair was curling at the tips, damp from the humid air. He must be feeling the heat rising up firm the pool, for his bare skin was glistening with sweat.
    Geralt swallowed thickly, his heart suddenly beating in his throat, as he realised that Jaskier had stripped down to his small clothes.
    He hadn't noticed Geralt yet, too focused on lighting dozens of candles all around the pools.

    OR: Jaskier gives Geralt a massage down at the hot springs

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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