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    part 2 lol but its 10x worse bc i cant write good. also sorry if the tags aren’t accurate.

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    The story of me getting kidnapped and tortured by the Russian government after writing Zombie Putin smut on my Ao3 account

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    473
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    1/?
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    The fic where Starbucks burns down McDonald's house and he stays at kfc house ig??? idk might fix this later

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    1/?
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    Pro Hero Hawks had a terrible day at work. On top of that, his favorite food place, the KFC, was closed and he wasn't able to get his much needed chicken tenders. Luckily, his beloved Colonel Sanders is there to comfort him.

    A very short fluff scenario.

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  5. Tags
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    this is satire and its about ronald and sanders there is smut and swearing, mildly linked to my other fic on here.

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    837
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    2/?
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    Cleanders smut. What else do you need to know

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    Omni man gets slammed to the wall.

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    (Originally Uploaded March 20-April 4 2020)

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    "Mmm," the Colonel moans wantonly, the digit popping free from his lips with a lewd sound. "That's finger-lickin' good."

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  10. Tags
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    Jack from Jack in the box and Colonel Sanders from KFC are rivials. But maybe they are more than that?

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    You’re in a loving relationship with Colonel Sanders aka the KFC guy and dear God he’s a sex-machine. I didn’t read this over because I’m lazy and have a lot of college work to do so you’re gonna have to deal with it. I’m putting my English major to good use. Hope you have a finger lickin' good time reading this!

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    15
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    1
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    You know that i-ready prompt video that was like "Clean, Separate, Cook, and Chill?" Yeah, I'm only focusing on the "Clean" and "Cook" aspect. You read the tags. You know what this will entail.

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    there is a man in colonel sander's chicken coop. a man who may in fact actually be a furry.

    also he is bleeding

    what the fuck

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    Colonel Sanders and General Tso meet under mysterious circumstances, and find they have some things in common.

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    colonel sanders has it all: a loving partner, a herd of chickens, and an overly affectionate mop, but something's afoot. trouble in paradise? what will he do?

    angst/breakup/get back together fic told in letters written on KFC napkins

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    Hawks lays an egg, and is prepared to become a father with his boyfriend, Dabi. But things take an unexpected turn that leaves Hawks devastated and out for revenge...

    (please, for the love of god, do not take this seriously. i'm already at my limit. i'm on the verge of tears just thinking of it. i don’t even think i ship dabihawks)

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    colonel sanders meets the most attractive man he's ever seen in the grocery aisle of his local supermarket. antics ensue

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    22
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    1
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  18. Tags
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    This is the continuation of a fic my friend wrote me as a joke.
    You are a college student and you are currently stuck on campus with no way to your car. It just so happens that The Colonel is there to help you.
    Lmk if you want me to post the first part, it isn't really needed foe this fic but it's funny.

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    Vegan chain-restaurant mogul Mr. Rosenthal gets an unlikely visitor at an ungodly hour who tests his resistance to his world-famous herbs and spices.

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    2,110
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    Yoda was slowly approaching, nervously looking at him. Sanders sneezed on Yoda, and Yoda smiled lovingly at him.

    Language:
    English
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    960
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94

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