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    Regulus doesn't know if he's even able to bleed anymore. Hogwarts can't save him; his brother thinks him a 15-year-old force of evil; even his own friends can't make him feel anything. Exhaustion is tearing him apart, but as much as they try, no one can save him from himself. Then, his brother's best friend starts turning up out of nowhere demanding to make sure Regulus is safe. Too worn down and desperate to resist, Regulus reluctantly agrees to the check-ins. They seem like the obligatory kindness of a pitying acquaintance, but Regulus finds that James cares more for him than he could have ever imagined...and that he cares just as much for James.

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    The Dursleys put Harry into an orphange only a few months after they found him on their front step. Years later for a school project Harry contacts his birth family which soon reveals his married godfather and his husband to be his mates, a secret affair, truth about the past, and a sexual awakening for an almost 40 year old man with three kids. (Don't look at me he became gay all on his own. Seriously no matter how many times I tried to keep him straight he didn't want to listen to me.)
    Oh and Harry is an Omega.

    HarryPotterxSiriusBlackxRemusLupin
    Alpha!RemusLupin
    Omega!HarryPotter
    {PS I welcome translations as long as you ask and give credit. I also post my work on AO3, Tumblr, and Wattpad. You can find me on Twitter also! If you translate this fic and need any help with understanding anything please feel free to message me on any (or all) of my profiles.}

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    Regulus Black is hiding too many things
    He hide’s his eyes, his freckles and his heart
    But how long can you hide things from people who go looking ?
    Regulus deals in secrets and lies, he always has and he plays people against each other for pure pleasure, but at the same time his mind is constantly wondering to old memories and a certain beautiful boy
    How long can he remain the ideal child ? And how long can he remain sane ?

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    Lily Evans has every reason to hate James Potter. He is annoying, arrogant, and he bullies her best friend mercilessly.
    However, over the years, people change, some for the better, some for the worse; and as they do, so do Lily's feelings towards them.

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    Sirius and Remus are packing up belongings at Grimmauld Place when Harry stumbles across a photo, raising the question: Who is the man in the photo?

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    A tale of how Muggle fanfiction saves the lives of James Potter, Lily Evans Potter and Regulus Black, thanks to the psychic abilities of one Marlene McKinnon.

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    Regulus is just trying to get through school so he can move on to be the best figure skater ever, he doesn't want or need any type of relationships besides the friendship he has with his roommate Remus Lupin, but when his instructor recommends him for a job teaching figure skating basics to the hockey team, Regulus has to deal with a bunch of stupid puckers messing up the perfect system that is his life. He never expected to see his brother again after he ran away from home, or to have to teach a brother who doesn't even recognise him, much less fall for his brother's best friend.

    BI-WEEKLY UPDATES

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    In which James Potter, the Crown Prince of the prosperous kingdom Godric's Hollow, stumbles across an abandoned tower and discovers a beautiful boy with long, golden hair. Regulus is a mystery that James is eager to solve and James is Regulus' only escape to the outside world. Will Regulus take James up on his offer to see the floating lights that have been a dream of his forever? And will either of them realise their mutual connection to Sirius Black before it's too late?

    OR:

    The 'Tangled but make it Jegulus' AU that literally no one asked for but we all desperately need.

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    Regulus wants some silence so he sits in the common room in the dark with an almost extinguished candle (drama queen much). James is on a mission to give Dorcas a letter from Marlene because they are cute and in love (LOVE DORLENE). James sneaks into the Slytherin common room.... he gets a bit distracted.... gets back on task ofc..... gets a bit more distracted.... and well you'll see. This is very fluffy. Like so fluffy and cute and I love it.

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    Although James Potter is a creature of the sun, Regulus cannot deny the joy he feels seeing him during the Winter.

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    James Potter is in his fifth year at Hogwarts when he's kidnapped by a time travelling Sirius who just fell out of the veil. And then his adorable son arrives. Also Voldemort is still a thing.

    James is an optimist though so…things could probably be worse?

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    And then Lily bollockses it all up. She can see a little indentation in Narcissa’s bottom lip where she must be repeatedly gnawing at it, the only indication that she’s less than perfect. And Lily leans forward and kisses her, right on those lips.

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    In an effort to prove James’ love for Lily is superficial Severus gives him a truth serum. Unfortunately this plan backfires hard.

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    Remus Lupin wants to take Sirius Black on a date. Sirius knows that unless his brother, Regulus, does so first, he won't be allowed. So, Remus enlists the help of James Potter.

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    Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You.

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    Regulus Black roams around the halls of Hogwarts as his animagus: a black cat.

    He mostly goes by unnoticed, and he definitely doesn't expect to be held and spoiled by James potter.

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    “Hey, little guy.”

    Meow.

    James smiles, removes the rest of his cloak, and reaches down to pet his new friend. The cat seems careful, it took a few seconds for it to fully lean into the touch, but when he did he was met with a soft sound from James. A reward.

    “You’re not McGonagall, are you? Meow once if I’m wrong.”

    Meow.

    “Yeah, I didn't think that one through,”

     

    Based on a Twitter thread by @emmaa_garciiaa11 THANK YOU

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    (AU)

    En el otoño de 1971, durante su segundo año de Hogwarts, Bellatrix conoce por primera vez a Lily, desatándose en la Slytherin un frenesí de atracción y odio que contrasta con la pura adoración que siente Severus. Con el pasar de los años y el ascenso de Lord Voldemort, el triángulo amoroso entre los tres adolescentes decidirá el destino del mundo mágico.

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    Hogwarts does D.A.R.E. essays, and the Marauders took that personally.

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    As Harry and his family are busy preparing for his wedding, he decides to secretly invite three men, his fathers past lovers, in hopes that one of them is his other father.

    i.e. the marauders x mamma mia crossover no one asked for xoxo.

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    "As he made his way into the familiar compartment, he barely noticed Peter, or even James.

    Good bloody God. Sirius’ mind went carefully blank as the taller, almost unrecognisable boy, in front of him turned from where he was stashing his trunk. Remus Lupin had shed his meek, soft exterior; his rounded baby face had slimmed and hardened, all sharp edges and a pronounced jaw..."

    Sirius returns from summer break not expecting much - and definitely not expecting Remus Lupin to have gotten... insanely attractive.

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    why god did they have to be so annoying all the time, why couldn't they just give him a break just for an hour, please merlin all I want is one hour of sleep

    Remus Lupin sat in his dorm surrounded by the marauders ..... a scene witch on a normal day would be a cause of joy... but today was halloween, meaning there was obviously an argument over how to execute the yearly Halloween prank.
    that wasn't the problem remus was by far used to that......

    but today was a full moon and he definitely did not have patience for there nonsense.

    or

    the full moon is on halloween so the boys make the prank bigger than ever to cheer remus up.

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