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    A sinister hitchhiker stalks a highway, but is she the only danger on the road that night?

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    Riley and Tera gay panic to their best friends Clementine and Luca. Clem and Luca are tired of their bullshit and urge them to get together.

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    They suffer, as always! This time with zombies!!!

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    I torture Tsukasa Tenma for every day I do not have him during the current pheonix event in engsekai.

    He will suffer, and we will enjoy.

    UPDATE: I got him lol. But because he didn’t come home at first I will torture him further until he cannot take anymore (until the event ends)

    FORMERLY TITLED AS: Torturing Tsukasa Tenma Until I Get His Jester 4* Because I didn't get him after saving 2 months and I am rightfully pissed at the RNG system

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    When Azula was eleven, her brother was declared missing.

    Then he was declared a runaway.

    Then he was declared a traitor, and forbidden to ever return.

     

    (The biggest lie she ever told was when she claimed she had never loved him.)

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    With the discovery of a line of communication to one of Kiso's supposed “victims,” Ann Rizuna and her team search for answers.

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    Thirty fucking years of loyalty and dedication is enough to pull anyone out of the gravy basket... isn't it? Ed is no longer sure. He writes to Stede, hoping to convince him. Hoping to convince himself.


    Finished. Updates daily. Tags will change to avoid spoilers.

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    Yue Qingyuan harshly sends 'Shen Qingqiu' and Liu Qingge off on a handful of missions together as cruel and unusual punishment for arguing during the peak lord meeting. Little does Liu Qingge know, that this Shen Qingqiu is not that one he has come to know and hate over the years.

    (If anyone was here for the accidental LQG/SY/YQY tag, I am so sorry- But that was not on purpose and also not intended for this fic.. Sorry if anyone was lighting a candle for YQY in their hearts.)

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    Lilith is back, after all this time. Charlie's so happy, she completely blows over the stiffness from her hotelier, and how it seems her mother and him have a history further than what it seems...

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    TLDR: Lilith returns, Alastor isn't having fun, and everyone notices. But no-one's going to call out the Queen of Hell's obvious hostility, so all they can do is just... Watch. But how far are they willing to watch before squirming out?

    Inspired/Sorta requested from tiktok? Now now daily readers we have guests from another website BEHAVE YOURSELVES...

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    Simon "Ghost" Riley has never been one to fall for anyone, much less a civilian. But after being put on temporary leave after a mission, he meets you.

    Precious, undeniable you, you become his light in the darkness, and change his life for the better.

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    Lumine's search for her brother takes her to Liyue, where side quests run rampant.

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    WIP AND ONESHOT COLLECTION
    SUMMARIES IN CHAPTERS.
    Chapter 4: (SAD) There was a small army of Jedi and GAR outside the door, and Fox knew what he and his brothers were going to be used for.
    Chapter 5: There was a body in the Chancellor's office. (Shenanigans.)
    Chapter 6/7: The first time Fox died, he was a cadet on Kamino. He's died many more times since.
    Chapter 8-10: Fox finds a cache of beskar, and the potential ramifications of such a find do not escape him.

    "The last thing Fox needed was another shipment of empty, bloody plastoid delivered to the bricks.
    There really was no telling which one sent the package.
    A whole squad.
    Gone.
    Fox hoped they were dead. Anything else was too painful to think about. "

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    You're a call girl, minding your own business in the frisky 20s. Alastor, however– apparently wants, no, Needs, to break your comfortable routine.

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    CLICK]

    ARCHIVIST

    Er, hello?

    [PAUSE, DEEP EXHALE]

    My name is Lizzie- er, Elizabeth Shadow. I work for the Hermit Institute in central London, I'm the new Head Archivist. This is a company devoted to studying the supernatural, the paranormal and… all that jazz. [AWKWARD LAUGHTER] Sorry, that's probably not how I should say it. I'm not used to this.

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    Gabriel died a hero. He sacrificed himself in the final battle against Monarch. Or so Adrien's been told. At least he has his mother there to help him through the grief.

    So what is this niggling feeling that this isn't how the story was meant to go? And why does he keep having flashes of another world that lies just beneath their own?

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    A follow-up to the Season 5 finale because I am inexpressibly disappointed by what happened in Re-Creation.

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    The one that rescues Shadowheart on the Nautiloid is no trained fighter, no sorcerer with a grasp on their magic, no adult at all. It's a scared child with a music instrument in her hands and fear in her eyes.
    This time there is no one to help them work through their struggles, no one who can hold the group together on their own. But they still have to find a cure before its too late, there are still monsters to fight.

    In which the seventh person to survive the Nautiloid crash is a teenager with her own secrets.

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    Unlike most other jobs, Franky’s didn’t come with a contract when he first signed up. Then again, Franky’s job isn’t like other jobs. It didn’t come with a comprehensive list of responsibilities, health insurance, a set wage, or a boss to report to. At the end of the day, no matter how many people he keeps in contact with, Franky has to deal with his own issues on his lonesome.

    Twilight more than proved that to him.

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    When he first came to the factory he had a one-track goal of finding out what happened to all of his coworkers and the children that had once lived in the vibrant toy factory. Now though? Now he had too much on his mind after learning the truth behind the Hour of Joy. His time being trapped here had already put way too much on his mind but after that tape? He just wanted to be alone for a while and he even told Poppy that much. To his relief, the doll didn't argue and only asked him to be careful. Of course, maybe if he actually was careful he wouldn't be in the situation he was now; only just starting to question everything he's ever known.

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    Maglor hadn’t expected to be dragged from his wandering of the beaches of 1990s Spain to land in a magical castle he had vaguely known existed. But even more shocking than his dramatic summoning, for there was actually no other words to describe it, Maglor was shocked to see six other people in the room with him - six people who looked suspiciously like his dead brothers. He wasn’t sure if he had just had too much to drink the night before, and if it was all a hallucination, or if it was all real. And if it was real, what was he to do?

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    Maglor has an existential crisis, and multiple arguments with himself; Maedhros drowns himself in guilt for leaving his little brother to survive for centuries alone; Celegorm tries to reconcile memories of his past life and his new life and is shocked to discover they’re so similar; Caranthir wants to leave (and avoid this weird new family of his); Curufin wants a functional family dynamic (and what is wrong with his new brother?) and the twins want to explore the world.

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    YOU, a college student in Frankfurt, start receiving emails that embarked on the dim of normalcy you worked so hard to build on your own; starting from a message claiming you as the light amidst the hell of Kinderheim, who came just in time to bring a paradise of doomsday and grime, something that pleased the monster inside him. Initially, you thought of reporting the email as spam until another ding came: the monster, so pleased and full, aims to return the favor—something to flesh out the paradise you had granted him back at Kinderheim.

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