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    Edward Teach arrives at his AirHotel to find it's the fanciest house he's ever seen. The host has left him all kinds of luxurious treats, including the most comfortable pair of slippers.

    The more he finds out about his host, Stede Edward Harcourt Bonnet, who's visiting his children in Aotearoa NZ, the more bewitched he becomes.

    When he accidentally stumbles across Stede's favourite sex toy one evening, a whole new world of self-discovery is opened up for both of them from across the globe.

    They do their best to navigate the unexpected situation they find themselves in, and learn to accept themselves as they accept each other.

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    Alma Bonnet runs away from home. Stede and Izzy find her to bring her home, and might just find each other along the way.

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    Just as Ed was settling into his enjoyment of the crew’s celebration, his first mate swung down from the rigging and landed on the deck in a clatter of metal and leather. “Stede Fucking Bonnet,” he said. “I fucking challenge you to a fucking duel.” He flung one of the sabers across the deck.

    But before Izzy’s sword could reach Stede, Ed snatched it out of the air.

    “What the fuck are you doing, Edward?”

    “ ‘S a good question isn’t it?” said Edward. What was he doing? He wasn’t sure, himself, but he had a weapon in his hand. “Looks like we’re having a bit of a sword fight,” he said.

     

    What if Ed had protected Stede and dueled Izzy?

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    Izzy Hands gets the love he deserves and no, he's not getting topped by Blackbeard. In this fun and dramatic tale, laced with a little sexy time, Izzy will find love with someone from his past. Sprinkled with moments of our favorite fruity pirate crew.

    *This takes place between Epsiode 5 and 6 of Season 2, so be aware that it may contain spoilers.*

    Please note that the warnings are because there are mentions of said things. But nothing will be too detailed or graphic.

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    Izzy Hands has chosen his soulmate three decades ago, the first time he laid his eyes on Edward Teach: the lack of an actual soulbond be damned.

    Fate, apparently, has other ideas.

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    “Fucking…where…” Izzy made it to the end of the row and stuck his hand around what he thought was the last title to feel for a stack of recipes printed on cardstock. His fingers landed on the spine of another book, but much smaller than the others and soft leather. He grabbed and pulled it out, gripping it tighter when he realized it was a small green notebook with lots of papers tucked loosely inside.

    Izzy frowned, turning it over and not finding a label on it before letting it fall open in his hands.
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    Izzy rifles through Jack's pantry and accidentally discovers he's deeply, deeply loved. Written for CJIzzy Week 2024.

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    Five times Jack and Izzy pretended to be in a relationship for free food and one time they realized they actually wanted to be in a relationship

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    Mysterious and unprompted attacks are becoming more frequent when it comes to the Revenge. And things only become more dangerous. While Isa and Izzy are manning the ship while the rest of the crew restock, they find themselves at the mercy of a pirate that they've never heard of but quickly learn is not to be trifled with. It'll take wit and luck to get out of trouble and back to the ship, and things don't always go according to plan

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    Izzy broke up with Edward, splitting their band in the process. They haven't so much as spoken to each other since - not even when Edward sued Izzy for using some of their old music in a new song.

    Now, Edward is at Izzy's door and it's like nothing has changed at all.

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    Izzy's in exile after faking his death, living the life of a farmer on a small island in the Caribbean, when who should inherit the farm to the south but Frenchie.

    They've got a lot to sort out.

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    It's Ed Teach's Kraken era and things are not good, they are really not good, folks.
    But maybe they'll get better?
    It's for Izzy to find out. Poor fucker.

    I don't know how to tag, it's all canon typical violence. Mentions of the toe thing. You know the drill.
    A couple of more chapters coming soon.

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    "He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."

    Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.

    That makes things a bit more difficult.

    OR

    Izzy is autistic. because he is.

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    Stede parks the car and turns to see Izzy's reaction as he fishes their tickets from his inner coat pocket.
    "What do think?"
    "I think we're at the aquarium" The usual gruffness is missing from Izzy's voice though. So is his scowl.
    Stede decides to take it as a good omen.

    ~~~

    A new exhibit opens at Stede’s favorite aquarium. Ed suggests it’s a perfect opportunity for Stede and Izzy to spend some quality time together.

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    Izzy has asked you to tone down the displays of affection whenever there were other crew members around. This went on for a long time, mostly unnoticed until you got stabbed, and keeping the secret becomes a little too difficult.

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    Your desperate earlier attempts at courting the first mate of Blackbeard’s had gone unnoticed, so you resort to writing love letters. Maybe he’d realise if it was laid flat in front of his eyes.

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    When their plane is brought down by a mysterious force, Izzy and Stede find themselves plunged into a world of ice and snow, fighting impossible odds in the vast wildness of the Northwest Territories. Together, they'll have to work as a team if they want to survive.

    And along the way, they may even reveal a truth or two...

    Welcome, as we enter the long dark.

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    After two weeks of pirate brainrot, that was helped but not relieved by doing a drawing of Izzy and setting up a whole alternate plot line in my head, my beloved roommate encouraged me to be the deranged fanfic writer I want to see in the world. So here we are.
    Basically canon events, with some slight divergences from the main plot, that will loop right back to the storyline we see in the show.

    TLDR- Izzy Hands finds himself on the Revenge, hating every moment he has to watch his erratic captain spend with Stede Bonnet, and hating the so called "pirates" he employs. What he doesn't expect is someone to notice, or care, for him. Soon enough, the young pirate asks him to teach them what he knows about pirating, an offer he couldn't possibly refuse. What happens from there? Read to find out

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    Stede and Izzy leave a party to go... fight. Yeah.

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    Captain Frenchie has ordered the crew to find new hobbies. Izzy and Frenchie might find more than that.

    It was difficult, figuring out what you wanted. Not what you should do, not what others want you to do, but what you yourself want.
    Izzy had never given much thought to what he wanted; so much so that he thought he didn’t want anything at all. But that wasn’t true, he could now admit.

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    After being forcefully outed as trans and being kicked off his old ship, reader is found by Stede's and Blackbeard's Crew. On The Revenge reader becomes part of their 'family' and even gets close to Izzy. Izzy and reader's relationship evolves over time.

    All takes place during early season 1, after the crews merged.

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