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    In a world where alphas are second-rate citizens, Ed Teach, a more or less retired omega lives alone in a cozy house that is all his own. He hasn’t dated in years, not since he got out of an abusive relationship with his ex, Jack. He has some health issues that keep cropping up and he knows he will eventually have to deal with them, even if it means getting an alpha.

    One day, while checking the classifieds for parts for his boat, Ed finds an ad about an alpha for sale. On a whim, he calls and finds himself with an alpha of his own in the next three hours. Stede is not what he was expecting, but there’s something about the sweet, most likely traumatized alpha that makes Ed want to keep him, even if it’s just to make sure he’s finally taken care of.

    Let’s be real, they’re gonna fall in love and heal each other, and be all the better for it. ❤️

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    72,539
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    1105
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    491
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    “Our First Mate is under the weather.” Stede helpfully fills in for him. “Sugar?”

    “No, thank you. I’m, have I been kidnapped?”

    “What? No! No of course not! Nothing of the sort!”

    “May I leave?”

    “Well-“

    Or-

    Izzy Hands takes a sword to the right side in a raid and, as science tells us, needs medical attention. The doctor they definitely don’t kidnap from a port in Trinidad is definitely not falling for Izzy, Izzy is definitely not wishing everyone would leave him alone, and Lucius is probably having the time of his life.

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    English
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    85,009
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    407
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    77
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    Or how Izzy learned to stop worrying and let the crew of The Revenge love him.

    ****

    A 14-part ficlet series updating daily. Think of it as a non-holiday themed advent calendar of gifts (both tangible and non-tangible) from each member of the crew to our dear little rat man.

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    English
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    2,386
    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    312
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    What if Ed realized the pain he was experiencing in ep10 was of a kind with what Izzy had felt about him for so long? What if Izzy never threatened "Edward" and he never became The Kraken? What if the crew of the Revenge helped a pair of idiots out of their toxic patterns and they found happiness? And then Stede arrived...

    Or: Blackhands/Steddyhands for Blackhands haters.

    Or: The slowest fucking burn of your life

    See fic notes for more details.

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    English
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    301,755
    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    415
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    10958
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    Izzy is retired and the captains bought him a cabin where they visit him when they can. Izzy yearns for something more, asks the captains to leave him alone. But they were meant to be.

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    14,825
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    215
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2008
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    She hadn’t intended to join Blackbeard’s crew. Charlie had thought she was signing on with Stede Bonnet, the infamous Gentleman Pirate and rumored big softie. But less than a week into her service on the Revenge, for better or worse, Blackbeard and his crew had showed up, and Charlie found herself in a very different set of circumstances than that for which she had signed on.

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    50,483
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    20
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    4
    Hits:
    287
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    The Co-Captains are reunited, the crew is all back together, everything is right again. Peace and purposeless voyaging have returned to the Revenge. Happiness reigns... except for one angry, confused First Mate, who cannot help noticing that everything may be right, but things are also really WRONG. He asks a pertinent question, gets no answer, sets out to investigate, and discovers rather more than he might have expected. Some of it involves feelings.

    The Revenge harbours her family, but not all of them are familiar.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    300
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    Stede Bonnet, The Gentlemen Cowboy, would do anything to protect Revenge, Montana- a queer enclave he founded in the wild west- but as they say nothing gold can stay. Will his new found friend and love, known outlaw Ed "Blackbeard" Teach, be a blessing or a curse? They could have it all if it weren't for Ed's pesky criminal past and lovesick former flame- Israel Hands.

    Language:
    English
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    82,004
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2657
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    Life on the Revenge is starting to have an effect on Izzy Hands. He's having... feelings. It's shocking what a little safety and contentment can do to a man. As he struggles to let go of his history with Edward, Izzy finds a new and complicated sort of affection blooming for Lucius.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,426
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    359
    Kudos:
    374
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    11210
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    Ed gives Stede some advice about how to handle Izzy--it works a little too well.

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    Words:
    28,530
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    905
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    13357
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    Izzy’s discomfort has been clear as they’ve continued to sail together on the Revenge. Ed’s attempts at reaching out all seem to fail until Izzy’s anxieties come to a head and he returns to an old coping mechanism.

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    English
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    22,555
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1703
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    Israel Hands has no tether to reality. No point in existing without his Edward.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Five times that Izzy and Lucius hate-fucked, and one time that they didn’t.

    Language:
    English
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    24,780
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1869
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    Stede is given enthusiastic permission by Ed to act out his fantasy in full, but Ed knows of and implements more of what Stede wants into their night.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1018
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    "Fine."

    "'Fine', what?"

    "You can sketch. Me."

    Language:
    English
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    19,455
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    567
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    A few short and sweet stories of what happens when the separated couples on the crew of The Revenge are finally reunited after so long

    Series
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    English
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    8,511
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    221
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    The Revenge is a student run queer acting group at Queen Anne College. Last year the crew was able to preform a hilarious gender blind rendition of Five Lesbians Eating a Quiche. This year, however, the current student director wanted to go for something a bit more dramatic and bold. Thus a genderblind Carmilla will be performed with this year's troop. With Izzy Hands running tech, Lucius Spriggs directing, and Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach playing the leading roles. What could possibly go wrong? Short Answer? A lot.

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    English
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    6,944
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
    Hits:
    91
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    various snippets out of when Israel Hands and Lins lives intersected (and they had sex). non chronological

    Language:
    English
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    5,179
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    444
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    What if Stede HAD shown up at the dock after Chauncey blew himself to Kingdom Come?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,442
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    4584

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