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    Yennefer raised her wine glass, gesturing around the tavern. “This is pathetic. Just tell him you love him and get on with it.”

    Geralt frowned, staring down his ale. “But what if he leaves? He could hate me for it.”

    “That man has followed you around for decades, through better and worse. He’s not just going to up and leave you now. He’s sung his love for you literally across the Continent.” Geralt hummed, not looking up from his ale.

    “Honestly Geralt, what’s the worst that could happen? He dies?”

    Jaskier was cursed to immediately die when someone romantically tells him: “I love you.” So, of course, he follows around the most emotionally repressed witcher he can find in a vain attempt to gain himself immortality.

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    When Julian was 5 years old he fell through a portal into Gotham, where he was found and taken in by Batman. When he was 17 his parents employed a mage to summon him back home. When he wished to return the mage enchanted him to replace his memories of the last 12 years of his life. Now, 23 years later, the spell is breaking, and Jaskier wants to go home, Jaskier is also in love with Geralt. I'm sure no complications will arise.

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    Jaskier has been cursed with immortality a long time ago, and never before had he wished so desperately that it wasn't the case.

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    Post Lady of the lake, immortal!Jaskier AU where he has to go on when there is no one left at his side

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with nothing but a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine and his lute on his back.
    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also for befriending Witchers.

    Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, stabs some people and falls in love along the way.

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    It's a good thing that Geralt and Jaskier are soulmates, because it means they have time.

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    “I know this spell,” Yennefer says. “Nothing is going to get rid of these ropes. Not magic, not a blade, not fire.”

    “Wait, do you mean I’m stuck like this? Forever? Yennefer, the Beauclaire Music Festival is next week. I can’t show up like this!”

    “It’s still better than that outfit you wore last year.”

    “Yennefer!” Jaskier howls.

    “Yenn.” Geralt gives her a reproving look. “Don’t torture him.”

    She looks between them in exasperation. “It’s not going to last forever. My guess is the mage spelled them to last for as long as he needed them to."

     

    After being rescued from yet another villainous mage by his lovers, Jaskier is stuck until the magical ropes his captor bound him in fade away on their own. He has some ideas about how he, Yennefer, and Geralt can wile away the time.

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    Jaskier doesn't want to leave Geralt behind, so he makes a deal with a mage.

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    As long as Geralt has Jaskier in his heart, he will not age, that was the witch's gift.

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    To our Brothers of the Continent,

     

    May these words find you hale, and your silver striking true. The Witchers of Kaer Morhen, Wolves of old and Brothers new, will begin a strike on the first day of Bel's Oath. From that day onward, and until our demands are met, the Witchers of Kaer Morhen will remain in the Keep and won't travel the Continent to fight its monsters. The Men of this world will have to protect their own communities, which they've refused to welcome us into, and realise what a world without Witchers looks like. This cannot continue, and we won't allow it to. Come to Kaer Morhen and meet your brothers from across the world. We are waiting for you.

    When the Fleet of the School of the Crane receives the call from Kaer Morhen, it doesn't take long for them to pack their bags and walk across the Continent to find the Blue Mountains, and their brothers.
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    Jaskier doesn't age, and he wants to know why. So he hires a witcher: Eskel.

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    Jaskier is a genie that has been “freed” from his “bottle” which is bits and pieces of his lute. He isn’t truly free but enough to not actually care about being a genie. He's been traveling the world doing whatever. Upon meeting Geralt, he pretends to be a normal bard as he does with everyone but every now and then when Geralt wants something it just seems to be easier to get it. Sometimes when it’s a close call with a monster, any healing supplies are always nearby, sometimes they always have the right amount of coin, sometimes Jaskier just knows exactly what is needed for any given situation

    Sometimes Jaskier and Geralt split paths and Geralt notices how his luck seems to better when his little strange bard is around.

    I swear it gets so much better the further in you get

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    Jaskier is left alone after the Mountains. But the world is not a peacefull place and he needs to think hard and fast about his next move if he wants to stay... well, alive might not be the problem. But the people he cares about needs him to stay silent. So he will do what he needs to be untraceable.

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    Jaskier needs a change of pace, maybe a change that involves leaving his whole persona and perhaps face behind. He wanders for a while before returning home, to his real home tucked away in a little farm town hidden from view.

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    Geralt stumbles across a traumatized little girl and can't seem to let her go. This is the definite version of The White Wolf's Pup, I will not be updating the other two.

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    But as he inches closer and closer he finds he isn’t scared, he isn’t overcome by pain- he’s just.. there. Standing before a pile of mossy rocks, Geralt almost looked like he was sleeping. A peaceful, gentle sleep, if he could ignore the way bones were twisted and his neck was snapped. A bed of moss and surrounded by tall grass, a circle of trees- he’s not a fool, and the fey knows he isn’t. He shouldn’t be this close. He shouldn’t be in the circle, but how could he not be when his past partner is swallowed by nature. Buttercups sprout around and though Geralt’s body, littered with the occasional dandelion- and even a few yellow roses, mushrooms sprouting around joints and through Geralt’s right eye.

    It’s a threat. A beautiful, awful threat that has Jaskier feeling nothing.
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    Day 23 of angstober! Jaskier finds his old partner dead, greenery sprouting through his body. He tries not to feel bad about it. He fails.

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    The song lovingly nicknamed "Burn Butcher Burn" is a topic heatedly debated among historians.

    Or: Gay people totally did exist back then, no matter what John from room 305 says about it. (John's doctorate is on the war tactics employed by the Nilfgaardian Empire anyways, what would he know about Dandelion the Bard?)

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    Jaskier is an elfin mage and is determined to keep that a secret, even if a certain Witcher is catching his attention

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    Jaskier knew better than to give his heart away. Geralt finally received his blessed silence.

    Or: A bargain is struck and the world must live with the consequences.

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    "What the fuck do you mean I've been courting you my whole life?"

    Jaskier, personification of Death, bemused and a little bit entertained, strums his lute. "You really didn't know this whole time? But I told you when we first met."

    Geralt thought about it and slowly put his hand on his face. "Fuck."

    --

    Geralt has been having the strangest few weeks. First, he acquires a bard from a shitty tavern in Posada who spouts some nonsense at him despite it being clear that he couldn't possibly be the person he was talking about. He's certain he would have remembered meeting him in his relatively long life.

    Second, the bard - Jaskier - doesn't seem like he's leaving any time soon despite Geralt trying to lose him.

    Third, Jaskier keeps looking at him. He keeps touching him. He keeps... He keeps. And it's doing something strange to him. His stomach flips, and he originally thought he was sick, but as time continues to pass, he has to acknowledge the fact that may or may not be acquiring feelings for said bard.

    And that horse. Why was it... green? Given, it's the lightest shade of green, but really?

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    He tells himself that Jaskier is the type of man that isn’t afraid of people, isn’t afraid of touch, and loves everyone he meets. He is loud with his voice and opinions. He struggles making it true.

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    It's never been easy for Jaskier to love, but he plays the part he is meant to play until he reunites with Geralt and finds himself wanting more for himself.

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