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    Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

    “This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

    “So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

    Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

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    Midoriya Izuku has been keeping a secret for his entire career at U.A. High School; he was actually born with a quirk. It just wasn't a quirk made for a hero.

    Alternatively; Deku has a voice quirk that turns on everyone that hears it

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    A work exploring Hateno and a makeshift sanctuary.

    Her basket's on the table, palms on either side of it. The house dark. Dim.

    The door hasn’t closed behind her. Zelda turns her head, peering through windswept hair. Light pours in behind him: his silhouette standing there on the threshold of his own home like a vampire awaiting an invitation. She almost laughs at the sight. The man who cut the Devil to pieces is scared to follow after a woman with a chip on her shoulder? How far they’ve both fallen.

    “It’s your house,” she points out.

    Permission to enter. He does even though it’s not hers to give. It’s only a few steps, of course. Can’t break the rule. Five feet. Always five feet apart. The door closes.

    She wants to break something. An old habit’s under heavy consideration.

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    "...Does he say ‘I love you’ often?”

    Trying to diffuse the situation, Yoo Sangah gave Han Sooyoung a patient look, “I’m sure he does! What an absurd question. Right Kim Dokja?”

    Kim Dokja was strangely silent as he sipped the remains of his milk tea. The thoughtful expression on his face, coupled with the small frown on his lips was concerning.

    “Kim Dokja?”

    Kim Dokja nervously chuckled as he set his drink down, “I uh, don’t think so.”

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    In which Kim Dokja can't recall a time he's ever heard Yoo Joonghyuk saying "I love you." It's okay, because Yoo Joonghyuk has his own way of expressing it.

    Events take place Post-Epilogue.

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    “I am Wei Wuxian of Gusu Lan and I demand a meeting with the leader of your sect!”
    “...Sir, this is McDonald’s.”

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    Tim closes his eyes, calculating. Based on the energy involved for a one week reset, he’s looking at a minimum displacement of about five years for the copy. His eyes sting as he fully grasps that if this works, one Tim will get to reunite with his friends and family, hold them and speak to them again, and work together to unleash all the contingencies and strategies he’s come up with to kick those invading alien assholes the fuck out, and the other Tim, the copy… won’t. He’ll wake up somewhen, isolated and traumatized, without friends, family, or any allies at all.

    Well, shit. Whatever, at least Other Tim will know it worked. And he’s never minded the idea of sacrificing himself to save others. He confirms the calibration of the device, and pushes the big red button. Of fucking course there’s a big red button, supervillains are so predictable.

    His last thought as the lights explode in his head and he tastes color is I hope computers are a thing whenever Other Tim lands. I’d hate to be put on trial for witchcraft. Fuck it, if I overshoot I’m gonna ride a goddamn dinosaur. Hell. Yes.

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    The two of them have never gotten along, not even for a second since they met, and they are, as far as Wonwoo is concerned, sworn enemies.

    So, you can imagine Wonwoo’s surprise when, on a regular Wednesday morning, Wonwoo is making a cup of tea in the office break room and the door slams open against the wall and a heaving, sweaty, panicked Mingyu busts through the doorway and shouts, “YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.”

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    When Odin falls into the Sleep while Thor is away, Loki is called to fill the unexpected absence of the throne. Odin awakens to chaos... of a thoroughly unexpected kind.

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    It was silent for a long moment, spare for the horrible, awful sounds coming from his mouth. But then a pair of familiar arms were wrapping around him, pulling him in, and Anakin just let himself go as he buried his face into Obi-Wan's robes.

    Anakin felt like a little kid again. Back when he first came to the temple, and he would wake up crying after a nightmare about Watto, and Obi-Wan would hold him, soothing him until he calmed down.

    "Anakin, look at me," Obi-Wan whispered, brushing back his hair. He took Anakin's face in his hands. When Anakin opened his eyes, through the tears blurring his vision, he saw his former Master's gentle eyes looking into his.

    "The chip isn't there, Anakin," he said firmly. "It's not there. I promise you."

    [or: Plagued by nightmares after Zygerria, Anakin learns that maybe he doesn’t need to suffer alone when his Padawan and former Master are there to help him through it all.]

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    After leaving a loveless relationship and returning to Seoul, Jimin’s heart is set on one thing: officially starting his business and launching his own makeup line.

    Unfortunately, a devil in the form of a very famous, very spoiled rockstar has a different plan in mind for him.

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    Mafia boss Jungkook is well equipped in all things guns, knives, torture, and other indecent acts that would scare the devil himself. But behind the rough exterior is the softest alpha in existence and it's all because of one stunning omega, his omega, his angel, his mate; his Jimin. The beauty flipped his world and suddenly his life of violence was put on the back-burner with his mate taking up the whole forefront of his existence. The two fought through their rough upbringings to find each other and it was them against the cosmos. Now the both of them must become well equipped with more skills; ones including bottles, diapers, and nap times. All qualities of a life neither of them thought they needed.

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    Korra is on a spiritual quest, backpacking through the remote wilderness when she suddenly stumbles across a mysterious woman and a crashed plane. Asami is an aerodynamic engineer who's plane just crashed in the middle of the uninhabited forest. As they hike together, they find a path out of the woods... and into each other's hearts.

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    The first time Eddie finds him, Steve is crying in the school bathroom after his breakup with Nancy. They're not friends, they don't plan to become friends.

    Somewhere along the way they become a lot more.

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    Takes place 1984-1986

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    Cloud stares; he's going to have to touch him to get the PHS, to reach into the tactical pouch at Genesis’ back to get the device.

    “Sometime before I kill the rest of the trooper squad in a fit of heat rage would be good.”
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    Trooper Cloud is having the worst day.

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    "Ooh! We should play some games!" That was Uraraka, perking up from the corner. She punctuated her suggestion with the heavy thud of a textbook closing. "I can't study on a day this pretty - let's go outside!"

    "I mean, we could play tag or something?" Ashido shrugged.

    "Hide and seek, kero?"

    "Those are all stupid as hell!" Bakugou shouted. "If we're gonna play something, no fucking kids' games."

    “What about ‘Heroes and Villains’?”

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    “Kacchan!” The door of his room burst open, and coffee almost spilled on the books, glasses dropping from Katsuki’s nose.
    “The fuck, Deku?”
    “It’s a disaster, Kacchan, a complete and utter disaster and I don’t know what to do anymore,” he cried out, rushing towards him. “I need your help!”
    “The fuck happened?” Katsuki demanded with firm voice because if Izuku was clearly freaking out, he had to remain calm, rooted.
    “Kacchan, you must be my boyfriend!” He fired out and Katsuki almost choked with his own spit.
    “The fuck, Deku?” He sounded like a broken record.
    “Please pretend to be my boyfriend, I’m in huge trouble!”
    Bakugou Katsuki stared at him trying to understand whether he was drunk, high on something even if he knew Deku didn’t do drugs, or worse. Far worse. Fucking serious about it.

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    "Outlander, I hope you know you're the one who've caused this impact."

    -(Y/n) the older sister of Aether & Lumine had reunited with her siblings after her journey from Terra - only to be split apart once more.

    [Crossposted on wattpad too]

    [Not all genshin impact characters will be in here & I might have some struggles cuz idk how to write some characters]

    [This book was written when the game was on the 1.4 update [1/4/2021]. There WILL be SPOILERS. I'll only follow the canon story UNTIL Sumeru. Fontaine onwards is my writing. This fic will be my spin on the lore] [Slowly becomes canon divergence.]

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    When Kim Dokja’s Company feels bad that the kids didn’t get to do kid stuff.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck%2C_Marry%2C_Kill

    1. KDJ’s Company wants to tease him. KDJ teases them back.
    2. KDJ wants to tease YJH about girls. He, unsurprisingly, does not succeed.

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    “Hey, no fair,” Kaminari yells, dragging the room out of its self-imposed silence. “How the hell did you get your hands on that? It was sold out by the time I got there!”

    “Kami, c’mon,” Ashido giggles, glancing at him. “He was probably waiting outside the store at four in the morning.”

    “Kacchan’s parents work in fashion,” Midoriya says, a shit-eating grin on his face. “Maybe he had them help.”

    “Deku,” Bakugou snarls, leaning forward, “are you fucking insinuating something?”

    At this angle, Eijirou can see the back of the hoodie, emblazoned with RED RIOT in blocky black letters and a simplistic design of his mask beneath it. “Bakugou,” he breathes, “is that my merch?”

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