When Hermione has a blind date, of course she calls on Pansy to help her get ready, she's the Editor-in-Chief of Witch Weekly and she's the only friend of Hermione's that knows which way is up when it comes to fashion. She transfigures something acceptable out of Hermione's deplorable closet and thinks that will be that. Unfortunately for her, then she sees Hermione in the dress, and well, some rather rainbow shaded truths she's avoided come rushing to the surface. Doubly unfortunate when she hears about just who Hermione's been on her blind date with the next day. Just what is a resourceful Slytherin woman ever to do?