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    It's been a few months since the fall that left Juniper's face and ego scarred forever, and now he tries to live as quiet life as possible as one 'Jaques Pine' can. He wakes up one morning and realises he's spent the night with someone a little too familiar.

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    Fic inspired by 'Meaningless Sex' by Crawlers (and their new album in general), specifically this passage:

    Do you love me despite my body?
    'Cause I've seen the way you look at me
    And you look at me like you're seeing me

    Just like how I always wanted to be
    Now I'm crying after we had sex
    'Cause I think I've fell in love again

    Can you stay for a little while?
    This isn't meaningless sex
    And I want to fall in love again

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    Beta read by my friend Imp :3

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    Phoenix has a new mission following their recovery after Operation: KBOOM; Zor has yet another plan to take over the world, and it's their job -as usual- to stop it. Along the way, they encounter a number of familiar faces from two very different times in their life.

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    Fully expecting them both to die in a botched attempt to infiltrate the Fabricator's workshop, Agent Phoenix reveals the strange circumstances of his apparent immortality to his Handler, Reginald Crane. Crane, deeply concerned for his friend's sanity, seeks the advice of Enhanced Operatives Division chief roboticist and Kinesium brain-implant designer Dr. Prism, and is told in no uncertain terms to have Phoenix committed for psychiatric help... but the EOD has a dangerous secret: Phoenix isn't the only agent who has experienced cyclical deaths, and Prism's not the only one who knows about it.

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    The Agent is feeling under the weather. That’s fine, though—they’ve worked through a hell of a lot worse than a head cold, and they’re sure they can manage this on their own.

    Their concerned Handler has other ideas.

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    Reginald brings home tea, mini marshmallows, and a Frank Sinatra song

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    Agent Phoenix goes out on a date with their Handler one night. They're staring down the barrel of his gun the next.

    Zoraxis might've found their breaking point.

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    Following their (rather explosive) escape from the Death Engine, Phoenix finds themself in a rather interesting situation.

    Let's just say they didn't like the sound of their new mission

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    Real-life experience? Check
    Desire to join? Check
    Training to join? Check
    First mission? Check!

    The Agency got back to me. That one short phone call made all the difference in the world. Was I nervous? No, of course not. Did I get what I expected? ...No, I didn't. But that's okay because this first mission's gonna be a doozy!

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    The camera's gone out, and the agent isn't saying anything.

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    They have survived much worse, they can handle a little sickness. They didn't need anyone to care for them.

    ...but wouldn't it be nice if someone were to?

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    John Juniper is sick and tired of being forced to perform at the stupid "Hazbin Hotel' every night. Ollie is fearful of voicing his concerns about his bartending job. After all, both men have the same master who goes only by the name Phoenix and is... less than stable. But in the same breath, they have to appreciate the protection in both life and death that Phoenix has provided. Their conflicted worldviews only get worse when Phoenix opens up to them.

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    Agent Phoenix and Reginald Crane are on a treasure hunt for Zoraxis intel when they discover a computer underground.

    This is the 1960s, when "computer" was a job title for a human being.

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    In the moments after Operation: Death Engine, Reginald is left to pick up the pieces.

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    The only way down is death.

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    Agent Phoenix couldn't be dead.

    They couldn't be.

    The Handler couldn't believe it.

    Sequel/Partner Fic to "To Believe in the Supernatural", though it can be read independently from it.

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    It’s a strange dichotomy, being suspended in the air and yet unable to fly.

    Agent feels it down through their hollow bones. There’s no gravity in space, and the casual weightlessness is…strange. It’s not like flying at all, but their feet aren’t touching the ground. Their Source is the sky, the atmosphere around the Earth, and in that regard, Agent is totally fine. The difference between the ground and the sky is quite the same between the sky and low orbit, so there’s no gaping void in their chest.

    It’s just— strange.

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    Or, the Agent is a Harpy, not a Phoenix. After the Death Engine, this raises some questions.

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    Phoenix and Handler almost always see eye to eye. So when Reginald wants Phoenix off a case, and Phoenix goes out of their way to stay on it, the two have a nasty clash.
    And Phoenix doesn't know how to handle it.

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    Reginald Crane wasn't always the Agency's Lead Support Agent. There was a point where he was a Field Agent, like many others.

    Agent Phoenix wasn't always Agent Phoenix. They were someone else; a troublemaker in need of an outlet, a reader with a dream.

    They weren't always The Handler and Agent Phoenix. Who were they before?

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    A bit of a headcanon fic, I suppose. The events that led our Handler to become a Handler after being a Field Agent, and how Phoenix got to the Agency in the first place.

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    Reginald (Handler) Crane is growing increasingly worried about his favourite agent and decides to get to the bottom of this. What he finds when he goes to Agent Phoenix's apartment is anything but expected. Agent Phoenix is an emotional wreck who has a flower problem.

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    "So, John. Everyone knows that you use your 'Mask Technique' to get into character. Could you describe what the mask for Agent Phoenix looked like?"

    "Actually, Matt, I brought that exact mask with me to show the viewers."

    "You're kidding?"

    "Nope." Juniper reached behind his chair and grabbed the mask to show the audience, as the entire studio applauded at the reveal.

    You gaped as you saw Juniper show off an all too familiar mask to millions through prime-time television. That was your phoenix mask. The one you wore to Juniper's masquerade to retrieve the briefcase. The one you threw at Juniper as a distraction.

    The mask that you had forgotten was still in his possession.

    Highly recommended that you read the previous fics in this series before you read this one!

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