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    Nandor helps Guillermo wash the dishes.

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    Guillermo wakes up dead, fangs and no heartbeat. It's everything he's ever wanted for the last thirteen years and more.

    Then he sees Derek on the floor, surrounded by blood. Not all is as it seems.

    Inspired by this post on tumblr: Cannibal vampire Guillermo who craves vampire blood because of his slayer heritage and feeding off Nandor who canonically enjoys pain as pleasure is a hc that can be so personal

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    Guillermo's family accept that he's gay, of course. But what else can they accept about him? Will they accept Nandor? And what's up with his sister's boyfriend?

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    Nandor decides to take Guillermo horse riding on an impromptu first date. T̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶.
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    My contribution to the Heartguard Zine!

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    Something is wrong with Guillermo.

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    Season 4 but it's Mamma Mia! and there're not vampires bc I don't know how to make it work if they are

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    Nandor and Guillermo try a new position.

    Warnings: failed sex, sexual comedy, dialogue heavy, canon-typical references to lesions.

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    “Sometimes,” The vampire said softly in the boy’s unhearing ear, “I confuse my appetites; hunger and lust become indistinguishable, and I simply want.” He pushes his thumb under the boy’s glasses, gently stroking his orbital bone, before smushing his cheeks together with his thumb and index finger. “Only blood can satiate me in those moments.”

    After the events of “The Portrait”, Nandor licks his wounded pride in France while attending an old acquaintance’s wedding.


    Meanwhile, Nadja prepares to take her place on the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council, but immediately ruins everything by inviting a Van Helsing into the London headquarters. Turns out having a vampire-killer as a body guard is a giant conflict of interest, and shit; now their lives are in danger.


    Fucking Laszlo.

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    "Yes, well… I remember Nandor as well. And I also remember you saying, very clearly, that you would like to never speak to him again. Or see him. Or sit next to him or acknowledge him or think about him on account of him being a—what was it...? Ah, yes, a big stupid shit-dumb idiot man."

    "Yep. I remember that, too."

    "Yes, well. About that—"

     

    When preparing for Nadja’s wedding, a heart to heart with his soon to be married Mistress reveals to Guillermo that among the guests arriving is Nandor the Relentless; his former housemate and Master, with whom he seems to share an undisclosed and tumultuous romantic history. Guillermo must find a way to keep his own feelings in check when faced with his greatest regret — and a clumsy but well-meaning madcap matchmaking scheme — and make sure his new Mistress’ wedding goes to plan in the meantime; no easy feat where his vampires are concerned.

    Will Nadja and Laszlo be happily married at long last? Will Nandor and Guillermo find their happiness in the process? Or will uninvited guests, an abundance of pride and a bloody big curse lay waste to the best laid plans?

    Much Ado About Nothing, the WWDITS version.

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    A one-time fling with Nandor results in Guillermo getting pregnant. The vampires try to deal with that. Colin’s death and most of Season 4 aren’t real and can’t hurt you.

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    A short piece exploring the concept of The House as a supernatural entity connected to Colin Robinson.

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    Laszlo Cravensworth, an up and coming film director, hires recent film school graduate Guillermo de la Cruz to shoot his next project, a documentary about a series of small town murders and the local vampire legend surrounding them. Joining them are Laszlo’s long time collaborators: his wife, Nadja Antipaxos, a stellar editor with a penchant for perfection, and his best friend, Nandor Jahan, a keen-eyed cinematographer with his own reasons for taking a back seat on this project. Rounding out their team is studio man Colin Robinson, in charge of keeping their budget balanced and ascertaining risk.

    As the investigation kicks into high gear, the crew finds themselves entangled in a dark mystery spanning the whole course of the town’s history, uncovering secrets about foul truths that lurk within the heart of Coventry, truths that may have been better left buried. And it’s not just the town that has skeletons; the crew members have their own secrets that could threaten their careers, their relationships, maybe even their very lives.

    One thing’s for certain: no one escapes Coventry unchanged. Whether for good or ill all depends on how far you’re willing to go to reveal the truth, and what - or who - you believe in.

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    There’s no need to reply to my email, The Relentless. I have no interest in hearing what flimsy justifications you might have for whatever was going through your mind while writing this "book." Write on this matter again, and I will be in touch with your publisher. God encourages me to forgive, but I certainly won’t forget.

    Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a shitty priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.

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    Laszlo's been a bit sad since Colin grew into a teenager, though he'd never admit it.

    ... it leads him to some pretty bad decisions.

    (Or Laszlo surprise adopts a child and everyone else is reeling in the aftermath)

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    They both lean forward, and he feels both their lips touch his neck. He registers it as the whispers of a love eons old urging for them to never stop, a familiar sweetness filling their mouths, and they both purr, their mouths and hands stained with Guillermo's blood. They remove their lips from his neck and both let out a sigh. Their heads rest against Guillermo's own and the room seemed to shudder at the sweetness of it.

    “Say it,” Guillermo whispers, voice breaking with need, his breath stuttering, “Say what I taste like.”

    *
    Tensions run high in the household, Guillermo's patience breaks, blood is drunk, and a baby vampire is born. Courtesies to Laszlo and Nandor, of course.

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    Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.

    (A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)

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    Guillermo learns more about his heritage from Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor.

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    After an incident at the Night Market, Nandor loses control. Can Guillermo and the housemates bring him back to himself or will they have to take drastic action?

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