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    Laszlo's been a bit sad since Colin grew into a teenager, though he'd never admit it.

    ... it leads him to some pretty bad decisions.

    (Or Laszlo surprise adopts a child and everyone else is reeling in the aftermath)

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.

    (A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)

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    After an incident at the Night Market, Nandor loses control. Can Guillermo and the housemates bring him back to himself or will they have to take drastic action?

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    “Personally, I think this holiday is going to be very good for us,” said Nadja.

    Guillermo crossed his arms. “I guess.”

    “I guess, I guess,” Nadja repeated. “What is this morose and depressing tone you are using, Guillermo? If I am not getting orgasms from my husband, I would at least like to see a face in front of me that does not look like a slapped arse.”

    Or: Guillermo and Nadja’s adventures in London. Featuring: friendship, makeovers, pining, sex dreams, and British beef (colloquial).

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    It's her second year of college and Guillermo is looking forward to go through in the most normal of fashions possible. Only her roommate Jenna making friends with Nadja Antipaxos and potentially joining her sorority can threaten her purpose. Especially since her high school crush is also a part of it...

    Femdermo college AU because I'm gay.

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    “Nothing is an accident, don’t you understand?” She screeches, throwing her hands up into the air. “Your destiny. To come here, to find me, to find Nandor.”

    “Who is Nandor?” Guillermo asks, exasperated.

    “He is yours,” the woman says.

    “That’s not an answer,” Guillermo refutes, “You said I’m not meant to be here, then you tell me my destiny brought me here, then you tell me that I need to find my Nandor, I don’t understand.”

    *

    In which Nandor never gets turned into a vampire, and Guillermo gets sent back to 13th century Al-Quolnidar to find his destiny.

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    There’s no need to reply to my email, The Relentless. I have no interest in hearing what flimsy justifications you might have for whatever was going through your mind while writing this "book." Write on this matter again, and I will be in touch with your publisher. God encourages me to forgive, but I certainly won’t forget.

    Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a shitty priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.

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    Nadja invites guests she met while with the Vampiric Council in the UK. And Guillermo has to leave the wedding early due to one of the guests.

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    6/?
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    Freshly turned Guillermo de la Cruz has been invited to his first vampiric event. He's finally ready to prove to his fellow vampires (and himself) that he belongs in the vampire world, but one of his housemates has been cold to him ever since he returned to the house. Can they work through their issues in order to enjoy the night?

    Vampire Masquerade "what-if?" for s5!

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    “Why do you think I’ve stayed? What do you think I’ve been doing for the past 11 years?”

    It was the little moments like these that made him stay. Guillermo was there for his master, to always be by his side. It was the little moments like these that made him feel like he still had a purpose in that house.

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    “So that’s it?” Nandor says when he’s standing in front of Guillermo again. “What about becoming a vampire? You’ve been on my ass for eleven years about it so I agree and give you a date certain and you’re going to quit? You’ve changed your mind now?”

    Finally, Guillermo looks angry, stiffening in a fighting stance. “I’m not quitting anything. Everyone is leaving, Master. Nadja has a job promotion and Laszlo is going with her to rain havoc down on Britannia. Colin Robinson is a rotting corpse in the basement and you decided to take off so you wouldn’t be alone in this house. Did you forget that part?

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    Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.

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    12/?
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    "Guillermo?"

    "Yes?"

    "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"

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    Regret wasn’t something Nandor had a lot of experience with. He could remember a handful of times he’d felt it before, like when he finished drinking a victim long before the night was over, or the time he’d lost that candlestick up his butt and had to go to the human “emergency room”.

    Even though it wasn’t an emergency.

    Guillermo could have gotten it out for him just fine.

    ~
    (I'm posting some little mini fics I wrote for my watch party friends during S1 and never shared, just for the sake of having them archived somewhere :] )

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    Two years after the events of "He Led Me Straight into the Breach...and All I Got was this Amazing T-Shirt," things are going well at the Vampire Residence. However, Guillermo de la Cruz has begun to feel that something is missing from his life and is hoping to rectify that as soon as possible.

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    After the fraught fight between Guillermo and Nandor during the Familiar battle, Guillermo disappears into a Night Market dive bar to try and clear his mind. As his Master is wont to do, Nandor seeks his Familiar out and disturbs his peace. He comes with an unexpected gift for Guillermo, however - one that coaxes him out of his disgruntled shell and prompts the man to think about his relationship with Nandor in a different light.

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    This fic came from my burning desire to hit our local sad-boy warrior over the head repeatedly with a blunt object. Post-Freddie, when everything's gone to shit.

    Nandor is kidnapped, and forced to watch as his worst nightmare plays out, and Guillermo is caught in the crossfire. He didn't deserve this. Guillermo didn't deserve any of this.

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    No matter how many times he tried to calm down, Guillermo couldn't see an end to this in sight. Nandor was selfish, that much has been clear to him. He was ancient yet childish, aloof and caring and Guillermo was damned for loving him. That much was clear to him, now.

    Guillermo is upset with Nandor after the Freddie incident, and Nandor does everything he can to get Guillermo to forgive him.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    6
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    50
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    6
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