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    It's 2022. Nick and Griffin wake up in PUBG.

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    A collection of various TAZ Amnesty doodles and drawings.

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    In the absence of Linear Time, time is still, undoubtedly, Moving Forward, and not even the Death Stranding can stop a project that is meant to go until the very end. Until the final extinction takes hold, the story of Paul Blart 2 will last. Fate conspires to get the Project some new hosts. The Pre-Stranding world showcases itself in all it's humanity for the Post-Stranding World to view, and find new meaning.

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    What if The Magnus Archives was an arc of The Adventure Zone... DM'd by Justin???!

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    “No, whatever. It’s cool,” Griffin says, because it is. Yeah, it’s fine and it’s cool, and he’s definitely gonna show Nick Robinson his own name written on Griffin’s ribs because it’s not like it’s a big deal at all. So he does. He straightens his back, sucks in his stomach, and lifts his shirt. Tries not to feel like a giant semi-shirtless asshole.

    “Wow,” breathes Nick. “Shit.”

     

    soulmate au. not a fix-it.

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    She woke up and thought she was going to die, probably sooner rather than later. Why else would the McElroy Brothers be in her hospital room?

    And why do they all look so young?

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    JUSTIN: We are currently searching for a Luke Cage because none of us are cool enough to pull it off.

    TRAVIS: The only one cool enough to pull off playing as Luke Cage is Luke Cage.

    GRIFFIN: And until he returns our many phone calls, he will be played by our father, who will also be playing all of the other characters and oh, Christ, I just thought about how inconsistent the character voices are going to be. I’m so sorry.

    TRAVIS: He tries his best.

    JUSTIN: He’s very old.

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    dear mbmbam,

    i’m a guy and i hit on my very male roommate five seconds after we met even though i thought i was straight before then. it was weird but we laughed it off and he hasn’t mentioned it since.

    …am i good?

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    Justin: John Doe dice “Soy un estudiante atleta y tengo un problema con alguien de mi equipo. La primera vez que lo conocí, me golpeó tan fuerte en el estómago con una raqueta que salí volando al suelo".

    Griffin: Está bien, espera, sé la respuesta a esta pregunta, obtén una orden de restricción. O dejar el estado. Probablemente abandone el estado. Dejar el estado podría ser la respuesta correcta.

    Justin: Déjame terminar, se pone mucho peor. “Me golpeó tan fuerte en el estómago con una raqueta que salí volando al suelo. Sin embargo, durante este año, aunque me ha amenazado de muerte en varias ocasiones, ha prometido mantenerme a salvo de mi pasado (no te preocupes por eso)”.

    Griffin: ¿NO TE PREOCUPES?

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    We're gettin' slimy in this one, folks! But not Slimered. Please, dear Celestia, anything but getting Slimered.

    Suggested talking points: Ooze, Saddle Rager’s Side Gig, Ecto-Juices, Wisteria Bloom, Special Guestpert, Super Everfree Sisters, Stinkhouse

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    Sadie and Jimmy agreed to participate in an unusual parade in Huntington as a favor to some old family friends. Clyde invited Stensland to come along and planned a romantic evening at a cozy bed and breakfast. Secrets from Clyde’s past are revealed in the ensuing chaos caused by a family even more disastrous than the Logans. Will the revelations bring the new couple closer together or tear them apart?

    *Familiarity with the McElroy brothers is not necessary to the enjoyment of this story.

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    Written in script format (to keep it as much like ‘hearing’ the podcast as possible), here is the first part of my very self-indulgent Queen and MBMBAM cross-over. Written in an AU in which we still have Freddie here with us, but Queen also works with Adam because I absolutely would love to exist in a universe where that’s a reality and I can go to a Queen concert and have myself rocked by not one, but two, powerhouse voices.

    Anyway. This is part of a series I’m naming MBMBAMAAAQ (My Brother, My Brother, and Me, and Adam, and Queen), so far not sure how many parts/episodes it’ll be. NSFW in terms of what gets discussed in this one, but nothing smutty or anything like that.

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    The world’s left in a wasteland by long-forgotten apocalypse and the rise and fall of the government. Communities still emerge from and persevere in the desertscape- gangs and villages and even remnants of larger cities scatter across the land, loosely connected by spiderwebs of trade routes or blood spilt by conflicts.
    Polygon, a group formed by mismatched wanderers, do their best to build connections with others and create a haven for their families, both found and forged.
    Brian and Laura, however, have been oblivious to the going-ons of the desert, secluded in a den of beauty and vice. In the brothel, dependence is nurtured by the illusion of paradise and world-numbing syrup.

    Simone promised herself someday they’d be able to escape, to join her at Polygon.

    Apparently, she tells Pat, the best way to go about this is an undercover mission to break them out and steal a fuck-ton of weed in the process.

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    Justin: John Doe says “I am a student athlete and I have an issue with someone on my team. The first time I ever met him, he hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor-

    Griffin: Okay, wait, I know the answer to this question, get a restraining order. Or leave the state. Probably leave the state. Leave the state might be the right answer.

    Justin: Let me finish, it gets so much worse. He hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor. However, over this year, though he has threatened me with death on a number of occasions, he has promised to keep me safe from my past (don’t worry about it).

    Griffin: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?

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    Griffin McElroy makes a Statement regarding the Clown Box that took Teen Griffin

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    A fairy (also fata, fay, fey, fae, fair folk; from faery, faerie, "realm of the fays") is a type of mythical being or legendary creature in European folklore (and particularly Celtic, Slavic, German, English, and French folklore), a form of spirit, often described as metaphysical, supernatural, or preternatural.

     

    “I have a particular set of skills. Object permanence is not one of them." — Griffin McElroy.

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    Inspired by our live reading of the MBMBAM Archives, the The Brothers McElroy answer a question about one of the most pressing issues of our day.

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    "Well," says the mildly threatening small child, "you're a strange woman standing in MY house where I live, so that's cool I guess."

    "Yeah," Justin responds weakly. "Super fuckin' cool."

    (OR)

    If they had to be thrust into their own roles in one of their fictional worlds, could it at least have been not this one?

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    Dr. Sydnee Smirl's office gets a new virtual assistant program, which goes fucking perfectly. Travis's mug says "World's Best Receptionist". Griffin is a teen just like you.

    Or: Local bisexual develops growing hatred and/or passionate love for modern technology.

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    Justin is known to attract magical occurances. Sydnee just wishes her little sister could be left out of it.

    (Or: Sawbones Episode 91: The Teen Girl, a novelization.)

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