9 Works in Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials

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    In this work of art, you and Phil Swift meet and there's love at first sight. He eats you and more hijinks ensue. I've never read or written vore before so sorry if this isn't up to par.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    45
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    Reader and his husband Phil Swift agree to team up while on vacation in Australia to make a certain kind of tape or recording in their private bungalow after visiting a fictional Costco.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    27
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    A villain? You eye your phone. The screen is still glowing, kept alive by a flood of tweets in the ever refreshing Twitter tag, all taunting you. Mocking you. A villain...A small wet laugh leaves your lips.

    “They want a villain?” You swipe your phone from the table. “A big bad in the fairytale fucking life PR spun for them? Fine! I’ll give them a villain.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    814
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    “I broke your heart, y/n, and that’s a lot of damage.” He said, his thumb rubbing soft circles over the Flex Tape strip. “But it’s nothing we can’t fix, hm? Or at the very least, try to.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
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    Flex Tape My Asshole Shut is a story about an asshole, yours specifically, the one that you possess, being Flex Taped shut. Now that's a lotta damage. (not canon if you don't have an asshole)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
  6. Tags
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    Flex Seal My Asshole Shut is a story about an asshole, yours specifically, the one that you posses, being Flex Sealed shut. Now that's a lotta damage. (not canon if you don't have an asshole)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    106
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    The greatest anime series ever made by a human, following the adventures of Shrek and his ever growing crew, and all the strange adventures they go on. This goes out to all my boi's on Discord. https://discord.gg/Fk83yRd.

    BTW, this is technically gonna be a retcon of my old Shrek and Friends bizarre adventure fic, so yeah.

    It basically goes over the adventures of Shrek and his crew of dank memes, and there many adventures. The battle between good and evil is ver prominent in here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,881
    Chapters:
    1/420
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1287
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    So, you know that movie with the bees that's an allegory for the exploitation of the working class under our current system? Yeah, the one bee with the alliterative name and the guy from the FlexSeal commercials are in this. So, yeah. Read it and question up to 79% of your current life choices.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    561
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    289
  9. Tags
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    What do you fucking want from me? Jon and Phil bang and stuff, okay?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    619

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