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    Murdoc lures Mac into a trap using Bozer as the bait. It's a reel sea-rious situation. Sea-riously, it's not funny. Murdoc reely sinks to new depths of deepravity.

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    George may be a mermaid, but his feelings for Dream are drowning him.

    DISCONTINUED? I THINK?

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    “Hoseok-ah?

    Yoongi whips his head to the side, staring at his husband in confusion. “What?”

    “Hi, Seokjin hyung,” Hoseok says, voice sweet as honey. “Hi, Yoongi hyung.”

    “Hello Seok-ah,” Yoongi rasps. When he turns his head, Seokjin is staring at him.

    “You know Hoseok?” Seokjin asks.

    Yoongi nods. “I know Hoseok.” he blinks. “You know Hoseok?” Seokjin nods back. Huh.

    “Wow!” Hoseok gasps, clapping his hands together. “This is so strange! Who would have thought my ex-boyfriends would have ended up married?”

    -OR-

    When Yoongi agrees to go on a cruise with his husband, he doesn’t expect to run into his ex-boyfriend. And he definitely doesn’t expect to find out Seokjin dated him too. Shared memories bring up forgotten feelings, and maybe a vacation is the perfect time to let loose.

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    The day just before Pearl and Marina's wedding, Pearl goes crazy. (Talk about a bridezilla) and Marina turns to 8 and the gang to track her down.

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    ‘They say it’s one of the country’s deepest lakes. How deep, no one knows for sure, but rumor has it, it’s so deep, you can see the reflection of the sky on the other side. Locals began to call it The Mirror, which would later segue into its official name-- Mirrored Lake. It’s also the number one best location in the country to watch the meteor shower on the 14th!’

    ...Or so the brochure states.

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    A week before the hyped meteor shower, your roommate drags you out for an impromptu lakeside vacation. While you try not to lose your mind amongst the wilderness, a near death experience uncovers a monstrous discovery laying just below the lake's surface. It has fins, frills, and fangs, and while one wants to cuddle, the other wants to kill. Needless to say, it's not at all how you expected to ride out the unwanted vacation. But as the lake beckons and the stars prepare to fall, you can't say you'd have it any other way.

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    Terezi has lost her shades. Her eyes are vividly red, just like before, but they pulsate in tandem with the tiara that's been screw-bolted into her horns.

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    Karkat knows he's only alive because Her Imperious Condescension finds him amusing, so he's not really in a place to say no to anything she asks. Not that she usually asks, it's more of just telling him- and sometimes, he doesn't even get a heads up before she pushes him into something.

    But hey, it beats dying, so he'll do what she wants.

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    Here are some snippets of each part of the roleplay I did with my friends Willow and Jaren. Some of these were my ideas, but CAMILO SHOOTING MARIANO WASNT THE PLAN- (it was Jaren)

    Also in this AU, the fish lady is 15, but she has been looking after fish since a young age, she didn’t know who Bruno actually was, she just knew he killed her fish.

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    A warm breeze carried across the ocean, flying above, was an Inkling and two Octarians.
    Apollo, an Octoling, was sitting on the platform below the Off The Hook helicopter (bought for completely reasonable purposes), started to lean on one of the cables, raising her hand to block the sun.

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    A Splatoon fic written by me and my s/o (Spoiledmi1k on Toyhou.se) !!
    POV switches between Apollo (Octoling Agent 4) and Comet (Agent 9) !
    Italic letters are in Octarian.
    Bold letters are in swim form.
    Italic letters with *skkkrtch* and *krrrt* are walkie talkies.

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    Realistically, you’d expected to die at nine. But a few weeks ago, “Her Imperious Condescension has missed the most recent check-in” unexpectedly became “We have no idea where Her Imperious Condescension is” and then “We have no idea if she’s ever coming back” and, well. You were literally hatched for this.
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    Your blood barely dried, they hooked you into the helm. They jammed biowires in all your ports and dumped a brand new cocktail of drugs into your system. The wires pulled at your still-raw wounds, and you begged all the stupid higher powers that don’t exist that you could just pass out from the pain.

    (Feferi finds herself unexpectedly thrust into the position of Empress. Sollux finds himself unexpectedly thrust into the helm of her new flagship. They find some common ground.)

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    Even the sharks fear the name of angler extraordinaire Kim Seokjin. Tuna, flatfish, mackerel – he could have it all. Then why was he scared to cast his line at the ultimate catch of them all.

    Min Yoongi goes fishing because Seokjin asks him to. Hoping one day he would ask him something more than just being fishing partners. But so far it seemed his hyung was not willing to take the bait.

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    This is not officially canon to my Undertale au but I thought I would add it here :)

    Usually humans had some dictating feature of what there soul trait was, but this guy was making really hard to tell which one he had.

    And caros is to lazy to pull up his stats.

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    ...не продают — и очень редко показывают(((

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    After getting fired from the council, Sayaka goes to the room one last time....only to find someone she least expects.

    Who helps her see exactly what she had been missing.

    Post chapter 95

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    The only problem with being presumed dead is that it is an assumption. After the last battle of Hogwarts Hermione Granger vanished. Draco is pulled back into Hogwarts after training to be an auror, with a crippled Lupin he isn't sure why he is there. Until he sees something that shouldn't be.

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    Dark is a hitman who has to find a new dump site after his new one is found so after looking around town for a bit he finds a lake in the woods that’s attached to a river. The water is deep and the area is secluded. Perfect for dumping bodies . . .
    Except he isn’t alone at the lake. Not by a long shot.

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    One Shot of McSpirk and GirlBoy

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    Neil doesn't want to say it but he opens his mouth anyway, someone has to say what they're all thinking. "It's like we're…"

    Neil can't bring himself to say it after all. It's way too fucking stupid.

    "Mermaids." Andrew growls out between clenched teeth. And an uncomfortable silence settles over all three of them.

     

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    H2O: Just add water AU. With Andrew, Kevin, and Neil all turning into mermaids. And then shenanigans.

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    A creature which should never have been born. An experiment which should never have been attempted. A pirate king who should never have been crowned. A spirit that should never have been chained. A cartographer who should never have drowned.

    But such is the way of the sea. Ever dangerous. Ever changing. One shift of the wind can bring with it the song of a siren, or the wail of a sea-ghost, and change a man's entire trajectory.

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    When Chuuya, the fabled Devil of the Red Sea, is taken prisoner by Captain Mori, he is forced to form an unusual alliance with Dazai, the Captain's suicidal protege, in order to regain his freedom. Along the way, they pick up an unwilling prisoner of their own: a cartographer who just wants to go home.

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