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In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.
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As a system, I have to deal with a lot of things most people don't. One of those is the fact that Hal, one of my alters, really fucking likes writing out his fantasies riddled with select picks from his massive fucking kink list. They're actually not that bad, and he convinced me to post them despite mostly using this account for venting and such.
Aside from this part of the summary, assume any notes / chapter summaries / comment replies are from him.
DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.
[Writing Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4JJiewtEI1bduwFMDhtaoG?si=uptYZJZPSzaA8K3P6lChzA]
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The Line Between Your Heart and Your Mind Is Growing Thinner by taciturntestament
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Dec 2023
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Sometime in the future, Hal finds himself standing in a seemingly abandoned city on Earth C with no memory of how he got there.
He presses on, but when his memory eventually returns to him in full, he'll be left feeling more fractured than before.
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When Dirk dies after an aneyursm, Hal and Jake have difficulties coping. Jake drinks to forget, and eventually Hal can't handle drunk Jake and his own grief - so he turns that into anger.
“I’m not him, Jake! I can’t fucking- I can’t fix you. Dirk is gone and you don’t get to pretend he isn’t anymore. I can’t be Dirk, and every time you try to tell me I am it fucking hurts. There’s nothing left for you here. If Dirk was the only person that filled a void in you, there is nothing left to make you whole.” -
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Not one gay man, but TWO gay men. Love, Lovelovelove blahh.
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- English
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- 1,040
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- 1/2
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- 8
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Hal goes home with a stranger and ends up with more than he bargained for. Jake learns that it’s a lot easier to lose control of himself than he thought.
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"But a dam breaking happens slowly, and then all at once. Little cracks that spiderweb outward across brick and concrete and stone, tiny jets of water warning of the impending crash - and then it bursts, a flood, rushing out with all the speed and fury a bottled river can muster. When you came to love them, you did so the same way - slowly, subtly, holding it back, and then all at once in a great rush."
Or, Dirk loves with an intensity that hurts him - but also keeps him going. At least until he can enter SBURB and see them for real.
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- Part 13 of 15 Short Fics Under 2k Challenge
- Part 6 of Everything Dirkjake
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dirks be like "i will replicate my mind into a neural network and overlay it on a fleshlight equipped with wifi because i give reasonable, minimal-effort gifts to the people i love"
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I. THE FIRST EARTH, centuries beyond advance. Civilization has come and gone; now displaced into the stars. Lost amid the rust and refuse of a forgotten place, only two creatures remain: a Titan and a spaceman, both victims of drastically different (albeit similarly tragic) crash accidents. One of them is stuck. The other wants to go home.
The God Engine indulges the curiosity of a planet-bound cosmonaut, in its own peculiar way.
II. THE MEGALITHIC EMPIRE OF DERSE has been poisoned by the whims of its childish king-emperor. The land heaves under the crushing weight of the purple church. A mercenary prince puts together an army of errant knights to overthrow the throne.
But then, despite Dirk’s best interests, he gets attached to his newly-acquired page boy.
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Things are not always as they seem.
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For the first thirteen years of your life, you lived alone on a concrete island in the remains of a post-intergalactic war Earth.
For the past three years of your life, you have lived inside a pair of glasses.
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Dirk has to run from his friends that are acting weird, and figure out how to get away from them and survive. Overcoming past problems and having to face new ones how will he handle this new loop life threw at him as he realizes that not only is he in a doomed timeline but that there's no escape from it or from his friends hunting him down.
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Jake English and Hal Strider are two college students who need some help in the others major. Theoretically, studying together once a week for 13 weeks would go smoothly. After all, someone new to talk to plus being able to pass your classes? It's a win win situation!
It's also a shame that they can't fucking stand each other.
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There must be a first time for everything, right?
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Dirk constructs a body for Hal and Jake comes to witness it.
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AU that takes place on Earth C after main Homestuck events. Hal is not a part of sprite anymore and is an android now. ...and then he is gone, but the body stays. As a good friend, Jake takes care of the body in his abscence and slowly finds out that his feelings are much more complex.
He griefs. In his own way.- Language:
- English
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- 1,388
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- 1/1
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I Love You to Bits, I Love You to Pieces (i love you like i don't love you at all) by joyfulJackalope, orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2020
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When Dirk dumps Jake, he's heartbroken - but not for long. After all, Dirk's got a twin brother to play with.
Jake only means to fuck Hal to get out his pent-up aggression and heartbreak.
He never means to become obsessed with him in a way he never had with his twin. Unfortunately, Hal hates him after his mistreatment of Dirk - so Jake's going to have to get a little creative.
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- Part 1 of I Love You To Bits
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I saw an ASMR video based on the movie "Her" and I thought- What if instead of Scarlett Johansson it was Lil Hal??
Basically, in a no-game normal Earth AU, Jake English gets a new AI and it assumes the form of Lil Hal.
EDIT: I probably won't be making more chapters of this unless enough people want more. Comment or Kudos if you do!
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Formas en las que no debes arreglar un corazón roto by PaopuConMostaza
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Jul 2020
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Tu lo amas y lo odias.
Quieres tenerlo solo para ti.
Todo lo haces por su bien, aunque no se percate de ello.
Tu lo amas.
y nadie los volverá a separar....Te vas a asegurar de ello.
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Dirk gives Lil Hal a body. Hal's tired of waiting for Dirk to make a move on Jake, so he decides to do it instead.
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You don't want to be in love with Jake English.
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- Part 11 of Smells Like Belonging