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    Quentin, a student at Columbia, and Eliot, a student at CUNY, meet at a coffee shop in Harlem and find themselves incredibly drawn to each other. Despite their prior traumas, romance isn't able to escape them, and an all encompassing love blossoms. But the ghosts of Eliot's past, in particular, threaten everything that they have.

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    Eliot brought it up three days before spring break was set to begin. It was Wednesday night, 8pm. The lazy Brakebills campus beyond the windows swallowed under a blanket of dark.

    OR

    Encanto Oculto in the time cast a spell on you ‘verse.

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    Quentin wasn’t drunk the first time he kissed Eliot.

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    In a world where only Magicians present with sexual designations, Alphas Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh had two main rules: no omegas and no undesignated first years.
    Obviously, they had a third rule. But it didn't need reiterating: Margo and Eliot came first. They were a unit.
    They keep their habit of seducing first year Brakebills boys to presented Betas and Alphas and outside of their own dynamic the duo don't really have friends.
    When first-year Quentin Coldwater shows up all doe-eyed, Eliot is surprised when he worms his way under his skin and Margo can barely admit that she can't get him out of her head. Quentin is mostly oblivious, as usual.
    What happens when Margo and Eliot get to know Quentin while waiting for him to present?
    The duo wasn't looking for a regular, let alone a committed third, at least as far as Margo knew.
    What happens when Quentin finally presents? Far later than most magical adepts, in the middle of the cottage sitting room?
    *Previously titled Treacherous, reposted due to edits*

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    Canon Divergence: Second Season

    Ted Coldwater is cancer free, but an accidental criminal in need of some serious help. Quentin is tasked to go tell someone bad news, but finds it to be anything but. Instead, love blooms in a least likely place.

    Meanwhile, Eliot is still in a loveless marriage and unable to leave his new kingdom, but can an old magical law set he and Fen free?

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    By the time Eliot is back in his body and is released from the infirmary, Quentin is still asleep.

     

    No, not asleep. Quentin is still in a coma. And Eliot put him there. The horrifying part, the part that pierces into him like barbed wire around his heart, his lungs, his abused liver... the part that makes him feel like he's made of electrical fencing, is that he remembers all of it.

     

    He remembers every mark the Monster made on Quentin: every cut, every puncture, every punch, every burn. He remembers the feel of Quentin's bones breaking under the grip of his hands. He remembers the taste of Quentin's blood, as the Monster dragged Eliot's tongue over the open wounds he had imprinted into Quentin's skin with a shard of glass. He remembers the sounds Quentin made, broken moans and agonized cries. He remembers the choking and retching when Quentin started coughing up blood, and he remembers Quentin begging, begging for Eliot to wake up, to please wake up so the Monster couldn't hurt him anymore.

     

     

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    The Monster took Quentin hostage and tortured him for a month. The boys both have a lot of healing to do.

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    The first time Margo and Eliot have a threesome, they don't touch.

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    Margo and Eliot have a threesome, hook up, and talk about their feelings.

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    Eliot has the hottest orgasm face Quentin has ever seen. But it's not like they're boyfriends or anything.

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    “I found something,” Quentin said. “In Eliot’s room.”

    Across the table, Julia’s face shifted in the gloom. They hadn’t bothered with a warming enchantment tonight, not a single orb of magic light bobbing overhead. There in the dark with their jackets pulled on. Like they were back in undergrad, just the two of them. Like they didn’t have magic at all.

    In spite of the chill, a heat had found him. Sweeping over the apples of Quentin’s cheeks in brilliant scarlet whorls. He watched as Julia pinched her brows together, eying him from where she sat.

    “Okay,” she said, dragging the word out long. “You wanna elaborate on that, Q?”

    OR

    What comes after.

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    “No, no,” Quentin says hurriedly, “this isn’t— I’m not trying to make you feel bad. This was all what I chose. And I chose it because—” God, he’s really saying this. He is. “You’re so— you’re incredible. You’re just. You’re brilliant, and you’re such a great dad, and you’re raising two really smart and sweet kids all by yourself now, and you’re.” He swallows hard. “Really fucking hot, and after tonight I’m never going to have a chance to tell you all of that, much less do anything about it, so if you mean it that I can ask for anything — fuck me? Please?”

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    The five times Eliot won gold, and the one time he didn't.

    or;

    The Winter Olympics figure skating fic nobody asked for but am giving anyway because I went feral enough for it.

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    alternative title: Fuck the showrunners

    These is a story of magic, metal health problems and maybe drugs.

    I do not know how to write a summary

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    Eliot found himself smiling at the less concrete ways he’d tied himself to this place and time. He knew the precise amount of copper he needed to pick up Q’s usual from the baker’s, which vendors bartered with him because they needed the coin and which challenged him for sport. Names went easily with faces, professions with families. Eliot did more than reside in Fillory. He lived here. He was…

    He was home.

    The thought was surprisingly void of disappointment.

    Obviously he would always pine for the comforts of a modern world: indoor plumbing, cell phone coverage, horsepower that wasn’t measured in actual horses, the best brunch spots Manhattan had to offer, decent champagne. Sometimes he even longed for the circle of misfits he called friends. Margo’s absence in particular was a physical ache of course, a pang in his chest that never went away. But even without his Bambi, even facing an impossible quest, even lacking any of his usual avenues of escape, he was… oddly content.

    And then, while Eliot was still distracted with his ruminations, Quentin surged forward to capture his lips.

    Or, a standard mosaic-anniversary smutfest (with feelings!)

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    “Just relax, bedbug.” Eliot reminds. As much as Quentin loves a cuddle, often he’s the one who ends up squirmy and hard long before Eliot is. Everything still feels so new, even three years later. It’s why Eliot calls him bedbug, he’s always rooting out new places to stick his cold hands inside Eliot’s bedclothes in the dark. “That’s not happening tonight.”

    “That’s good. My brain is barely solid matter.” Quentin moans, looking up from the vicinity of Eliot’s chest but his neck feels floppy like a baby’s. So he gives up. Eliot rubs his chin against the top of Quentin’s head, with a soothing shush. The open neck of Eliot’s crisp white shirt is as tempting a burrow as any Quentin’s ever seen. “You’re so kind, El.” Quentin whispers into Eliot’s chest, nose a scant inch under the edge of Eliot’s shirt now, nice and warm.

    “No, I’m the mean, demanding man who puts you over my knee.” Eliot reminds softly.

    “Oh, that would feel good.” Quentin’s hands flex against Eliot’s forearms with a wiggle.

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    Eliot woke to the toe of Margo’s shoe biting hard into the flesh of his shoulder.

    “Time to get your dick wet, Sleeping Beauty,” she drawled, hands on hips. Vision of her coming through like an aura drenched in the blue light being thrown from the television screen. “Mama brought you a present.”

    Or: The horniest meet cute in history.

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    “Quentin,” Eliot says, his tone brooking no argument. “You can be a King of Fillory.” The statement makes Quentin automatically stand up a little straighter, and Eliot raises his eyebrows. “But this is the price. So I guess the question is: how much do you actually want it?”

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    Being a phone sex operator wasn't as exciting as Eliot thought it would be. That is, until a certain boy started calling.

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    The Firebrand Hotel and Casino is perhaps not the most reputable place in town, but Quentin knows it’s the right place to go when he’s looking for a particular type of entertainment.

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    Eliot's cardigans have gone missing. Quentin might know a little something about where they went.

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    “And that's the thing about illicit affairs” - Taylor Swift, Illicit Affairs

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    Where Eliot and Quentin are in love, but neither know how to cope with their feelings. So, instead they end up fucking in secret, because what’s better than ignoring the obvious?

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