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    Es el MCU pero Jerry Seinfeld es Iron-Man.

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    A certain children's book about nothing.

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    2/?
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    It was almost midnight, Jerry was late, and Elaine couldn’t think straight.

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    25 years after going to prison for violating the "Good Samaritan" law, the gangs' lives are far different than they once were. They've all aged. They've all changed. And the world has changed with them.

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    Jerry Seinfeld ventures into the dungeons of Fear and Hunger. Will he survive?

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    6/?
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    Elaine takes a shortcut and runs into trouble when a man is waiting for her

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    1/1
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    When Jerry gets a call from the hospital regarding his parents and an accident, he rushes down to see what has happened. Kramer comes down as soon as he can to be with his friend and help him through.

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    Based off the ep were Kramer & Jerry switch apartments except they share an apartment instead

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    Friendship is hard when you have as much history as they do.

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    A series of things that leads to Elaine figuring some things out

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    George is having a homosexual crisis!!

     

    Takes place a few weeks after S3E1

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    Feats of Strength - What IS that really?

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    Based on the episode "The Kiss Hello", the scene where Kramer kisses Jerry.

    “You were very content with yourself kissing me out of the blue. Say, were you planning it, or did it come from a gut feeling?”
    “I, I… no,” he said flatly.
    “What do you mean, no?” Jerry dug deeper.
    “It wasn’t exactly planned, okay? It was a sudden urge of mine and that is the reason I am so… infuriated with myself. Worst timing, I tell you,” he deadpanned and took another deep inhale.
    “Wait,” Jerry blinked, “you wanted to do this for a while?”
    “Yes,” Kramer said defeatedly while rubbing his face. “Can we go now?”
    “No!” Jerry insisted.

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    Elaine and Kramer meet at Monk's two years after being released from prison.

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    A series of Fake Seinfeld Crossover Episodes (hence the title) that I'm just gonna upload as I think of them. Please don't take any of this seriously, this is all just for fun and games.

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    2/?
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    “Hey, I thought you two split up.”
    “We did, but we’re still friends.”
    If Elaine had a dollar for every time she heard those two sentences, or had to utter the second one herself, she’d be a very rich woman.
    It’s not a lie. They are just friends now, and it’s been working out really well. It only took them eight months to figure out that they just don’t work as a couple. Eye roll. But they still see each other every day. It feels like they’re in an open relationship. Everything’s platonic, but they do everything a couple would do, there’s just no sex or intimacy.

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    A fix-it courtesy of Kramerica Industries.

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    Kramer, Jerry, Elaine, and George wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar forest with no idea who put them there.

    Their only goal is to survive.

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    1/1
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    We all know that Kramer saw Elaine naked. But what exactly was she doing when it happened?

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A simple trip to the state fair proves anything but; between the superpowered pickpockets and harrowing alien invasion, George would probably have preferred a game of frisbee golf.

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    1/1
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    (This is part of my series “the power of fuffy compels me” aka the Minneapolis AU… BUT it could also be pre S3 lost scenes before Faith arrives in Sunnydale. If so, this is before Faith is called so she has no slayer powers. Here Faith is younger than on BTVS, roughly 12 years old. And if you didn't know, Elaine Benes is a late 20s woman on the show Seinfeld.)

     

    “Are you hungry?”
    Faith nodded back in response, already liking Aunt Elaine a little bit.
    “Alright, I know a great diner we can go to. We just gotta get some subway tokens first.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    1
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