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Straw Hat fan and Straw Hat fan, piss lover to piss lover, hand on head, cock to lips, piss to throat.
Bartolomeo pissed for like 2 episodes straight of course he's the object of my next pissfic.
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Jack O'Malley tries a new magical ritual. The results are disappointing.
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Jaw Exercises by PinkFrogDoppio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Aug 2022
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Rohan's eyes widened as he suddenly thought of the most brilliant idea. He slammed down his pen and spun around in his chair, jumping out of it and running to the door.
He frantically sprinted down the stairs and to the living room. "Josuke!" He called. "It's serious!" Rohan leaped onto the couch. "Hey- woah- what?!" Josuke asked, looking to the older.
"Get your dick out."
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Sean Green and Aubrey Valentina are agents of an organization secretly bent on world domination by using food as their source of action. And although they've been close friends since their last years in high school, they've been contemplating on confessing to one another. However, their job forbade them to ever be in a relationship due to their strict policies.
One day, they've been tasked to retrieve a fruit that grants the consumer unholy strength, depending on how much of it is eaten. What was supposed to be an in-and-out mission to find this fruit backfires and Elliot and Aubrey become stranded in a deserted island. Good news is that they've been trained to withstand a situation like this. The bad news... they have no way of reconnecting to civilization. And now, another stranded woman, Maria Gibson, have taken them into her home until further notice.
So what's the best way to kill time? Well, survival, adaptation and... having sloppy sex, of course. What else? Of course, with this time in the jungle, there also comes a time to think about what needs to be done. -
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This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?
An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.
This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.
I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.
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Cait needs to blow off a little steam. Vi knows how to help.
[possible content warning: fic takes place in a private booth at a shooting range for anyone who avoids fics with gun usage]
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When Moon and Sun touch by CherryTe3
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
09 Aug 2022
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Here are five facts about London’s greatest superhero, Thunderstorm.
One: He has full control over the weather.
Two: When he was a baby, his parents were killed by Europe’s greatest threat, Lord Voldemort.
Three: He doesn’t know that he possesses something the Dark Lord wants back desperately.
Four: For the last ten years, he’s been followed by a Death Eater called Shadow.
And five: Shadow is about to learn that his real name is Harry Potter.Series
- Part 1 of Nights of Thunder
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As grateful as Ga On is that Soo Hyun rescued him from Bamboo Spear's violent mob, he can tell she's lying when she claims to have heard about it on the police radio. That explanation just doesn't add up. So Ga On pressures her to tell the truth and, to his surprise, she reveals that Kang Yo Han was the one who sent her.
That one simple admission sets off a series of events that Ga On could never have predicted — events that bring out feelings he's done his best to ignore.
And desires he realizes he might not be strong enough to resist.
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Learning To Fly (And also not dying) by Moron_Beyond_Moron
Fandoms: Cuphead (Video Game), The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon)
07 Aug 2022
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Chalice doesn't know how to fly a plane. Mugman tries to help her learn.
TRIES.
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Violent eyes but hands like a steeple
Tell me lies with a tongue like a needle
And every word's shot down my throat
A face like an iron fist
That I could never resist
I learned it all by rote
These noises in my head
Just noises in my head
If I could I'd drown them right out
And bury all of these noises from your tyrant mouth- The Bravery - Tyrant
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Komaeda wasn't exactly on top of the game in life, if you wanted to put it shortly. In a longer story, Komaeda is a hopeless romantic in a old time and he's stuck in a loop of hopping homes because he's lost on it all.
One night somehow changed all of that, when a grumpy man a few years older than him catches him on his property, exactly where he isn't supposed to be in a less than appropriate situation.
Yet he's not met with total disdain. Instead, he's held up by his waist so he can breathe again, against all odds of his life so far. Of course he's going to feel a little weird, and a little in love.
Sadly, progress is never linear, and neither is he.
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Pitch Black has returned. The Guardians are summoned to Santoff Claussen in hopes of creating a plan. Santoff Claussen, much to Bunny’s relief, is warm and cozy. It’s the perfect temperature to melt the snow out of your fur and bring a healthy rosy color to your cheeks. Or healthy to anyone except Jack Frost, who currently feels like he’s melting.
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kenny/butters + background stan/kyle
four close friends are separated after a huge misunderstanding. homecoming is just around the corner, and cartman's a homophobic asshole who is praying on all of their downfalls.
will the fatass get his way once again, or will the homos prevail?
(also available on wattpad)
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Because You Are Beautiful To Me by idrilhadhafang
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
04 Aug 2022
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He was a motiveless killing machine before their paths crossed.
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Un Ex-Archon qui a du mal à se contrôler en cette période, et un Harbinger qui sait exactement comment faire perdre tout contrôle à l'Ex-Archon en question. Comment est-ce que ça pourrait dégénérer ?
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don't threaten me with a good time by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Aug 2022
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Featuring: Hopper being an exasperated dad, so many bad life choices, cross dressing, horrifying amounts of booze, regrettable amounts of hangovers (and vomiting), awkward moments dialed to Eleven, and dumb boys kissing.
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The Harder You Hold On by Ms_Hellion
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2022
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“You’re free,” they’d told him, and Bucky had dared believe it.
But the truth he soon finds himself having to face is that the most insidious chains cannot be physically snapped, nor can the most persistent ones be defeated by the mere will of a man. And with the threat of his previous captors looming on the horizon, Bucky is forced in a position where his only choice is to team up with the man who holds in his hand the other end of the leash – Helmut Zemo, his last handler.
And hope he won’t get choked by it.
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a point of honor by Kasasagi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
01 Aug 2022
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Liu Qingge's qi deviation goes differently. No one dies, but that doesn't necessarily make things better.
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You struggle with the fading memories of a loved one, while the job that once seemed so fitting no longer fulfils you.
When you find out about the incredibly skilled tattoo artist in your hometown, you decide to go for it - it feels like the change you need right now. At least you still have full control over what goes under your skin.
But when you meet the stoic man with the steely grey eyes in person, you are on the verge of backing out. He is cold, intimidating and lacks the empathy you usually look for in your tattoo artist. Never would you imagine that he would be the one to turn your life upside down - that you would find comfort with him and even something beyond.