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    Test because I don't know how to use ao3 yet

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    Test because I don't know how to use ao3 yet

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    Twenty-Five years after the events of Breaking Dawn, a middle-aged Mike Newton enjoys a perfectly normal life with his family in Juneau, Alaska.

    However, that all changes when he recognizes the new students his children go to school with.

    (I am writing this based on a prompt I saw in a discord server. It is badly written on purpose please don't come for me)

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    During the day, omegas are shinobi who serve Konoha. At night, however, they return to The Pools, underground caverns where they serve Alphas. And when they are in heat, omegas born to clans are sent to the omega heat barracks, where they are bred by Konoha-approved Alphas in the service of their clans.
    Hatake Kakashi, a jōnin, a teacher, and an omega, has always managed to avoid the heat barracks. But he cannot avoid every Alpha. Nor can he, ultimately, avoid the truth of his own life and experience in Konoha.
    Now, he must find a way to forgive, to care, and to accept the precious connections in his life. No matter how hard it gets.

    OR, in which K tries to write an actual summary instead of just lifting a passage from the story, and the summary is just not as cool as the story. Sorry, everyone; I tried!

     

    Updates Monday through Friday (around 16:00 UTC, depending on my personal schedule).

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    i hate myself so much for this please forgive me..

    it's basically really shittily written smut for VERY cursed ideas.

    i will NOT do illegal or messed up stuff (r@pe, pedoph!lia, etc)

    the 'ships' (if you can even call them that) will be in the title of each chapter, and TWs will be added in the beginning of eahc chapter. i have really inconsistent motivation so probably slow updates.

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    4 year old Shinsou gets himself lost in the woods. Wolfzawa helps himself to his new prey

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    I'm gonna be shocked if anyone knows or cares about this play

    Catriona goes to boarding school after faking her own abduction to get the attention of her parents [/srs], then learns her friends suck, she hates her boyfriend and actually likes the company to the girl she swore to despise even though said girl help her fake her abduction.

    Laura on the other than has always been hated, especially by Catriona, but still wants to be friends with her for what ever reason. So Laura suggests she fakes her own abduction to get her parents back from Hongkong and it goes terribly.

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    Happens after season 8x24, Amy breaks up with Sheldon after being in a long 5-year committed relationship, she randomly finds a woman at a library and start becoming friends. Will they ever become more?

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    It has been three months three fucking months that Tae has had to put up with Kinn and Time's bullshit, and when he finally spills everything to Porsche and Pete all hell is going to break Lose...

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    a girl i didn't really know did the die, I'm fine though. oml please dont't be like sorry in the comments, you aren't supposed to read this

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    Hello BTS fandom this is a joke I have between my friends that I decided to post because damn it I fucking spent time writing this (I didn't spend much time but I still spent it). Army please don't kill me

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    Do I really have to explain what the plot's about

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    Please read the tags.

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    Reed900 but they’re slinkies.

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    DiscordKitten!Matt and a one off character that was in season one of D&Dorks

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    Ok ok ok. So I finished The Ballad of Never After and that book was so phenomenal and broke me so deeply that I had to write a quick thing to make my heart heal. This is strictly therapeutic. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE BALLAD OF NEVER AFTER!! You will be very angry with me if you do. Very major spoilers.

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    Draco Malfoy finds out who's Victor Krums date at the Yule Ball and he doesn't take it well cause he's a drama queen. If you are a grammar nazi you will shit your pants.

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    Basil did not like Sunny Suzuki.

    Basil quite hated Sunny Suzuki, actually.

    Basil just also happened to be completely obsessed with him.

    (In which Basil is slowly losing any sense of self-control, and Sunny has caught his attention - for better, or for much, much worse)

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    After Civil War, a lot of people are left scattered for various reasons. They don't know who to trust, and slowly Tony starts to build a new family with old faces as he teaches them that sometimes trust makes all the difference in the world. This family however has a past, and that past is not pretty, so most of them have to end up begging for the chance to make something better of themselves.

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    Martha discovers that Gallireyan biology isn't quite as superior as the Doctor always claims. She ends up helping him with his problem, but this results in complicated feelings from both of them. Can they still look each other in the eyes after all is said and done?

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    The year is 70 BC in the bustling city of Pompeii. Y/n just wants to have some fun in a new city, but fate has other plans in store for her. What awaits is a mysterious cult where she can't imagine what will happen next.

    Disclaimer:
    This is 100% an inside joke fic for my roommate. Please do yourself a favor and don't read this. Please.

    Currently a work in progress. Updates may be very infrequent and be aware I don't know what the crap I'm doing.

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