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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    47/?
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    24
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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    113,559
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    25/26
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    743
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    140
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    (title is a work in progress)
    The sunrises once again, over six groups of people and two loners
    A director, his little brother, and his secretary.
    A mechanic and his daughter.
    A father and a sarcastic artificial intelligence.
    A captain and his husband.
    A troll who's more words than silence and a man who miraculously never misses a shot.
    A revenge-obsessed lunatic.
    And a troll who just wants to find everyone, and maybe get a chance to shoot Bro Strider. He'd like that.
    The sun sets again, and they despair because the dark is when the dead roam.
    But Darkness is where Light shines the brightest.

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    10/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Meat Horse is something that came to you in the second week of class, a testament to the crazy old gods of the sodomite country of ancient Greece. You chronicle the life and times of the titular Meat Horse as he is hunted by the Flesh Bear. For one hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays you are a regular Homer. It’s the only outlet for all that teen angst you left simmering during high school under the impression that you would end up at some tech institute where you could get pounded up the ass by some dl guy who would’ve bullied you in high school, or some otter who would leave you with nothing but the taste of musky balls on your tongue. You are a failure to launch. You were your shit family’s only effort to get a piece of them from rotting and dying in Skaia, and now you are here, dying away at some community college waiting for the opportunity to transfer.

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    2,909
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    1/?
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    2
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    6
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    36
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    Dave Strider wanted to be a normal teenager. That plan got fucked up when he was five. But he went on with life, living like the cool kid he is, with no care in the world. Until he trips world famous actor, Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal. And when Karkat's manager tells him the only solution is for them to fake date for the press? Yeah, that whole normal plan was never going to happen. Dave could fake date an actor he's had a crush on since he was thirteen, totally. There'd be no problems with this plan.

    Throw in an abusive Bro, a traitor brother, a comatose stranger, dramatic breakups and more, and Dave is way in over his head.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
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    123
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1775
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    power goes out, internet’s out, boredom happens. y’know what happens when you have nothing to do? you think, and you say fuck it even though you’ll regret it. then you do regret it. life sucks and so does saint nick.

    i didnt proofread
    i will eventually

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    360
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    John Egbert has never played Dungeons and Dragons. Well, not until Dave Strider convinces him to. By making his brother teach John how to play. Shenanigans ensue.

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    2,677
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    basically where im shoving all of me and my friends homestuck bullshit. Hope you enjoy :]

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are the youngest raindancer in your area.

    Most raindancers are found and put into work around the time they turn nineteen, as that's when their powers truly start manifesting in useful ways. You are a special case.

     

    An AU about Rose Lalonde and her friends battle against the Grimdark creatures.

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    4/?
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    145,191
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
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    261
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    kidnapping Cal but like with consent.

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    3/?
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    The summer seems to drip by in the way time does when you’re not constantly shifting your grip to grasp it. You think July and then it’s halfway through August and Dave is peeling off his T-shirt and telling you to avert your eyes as he sunbathes alongside you on the balcony.
    August goes: drive-in theatre; trying to cook an authentic bowl of ramen together; finally attending Dave’s underground indie film club with him; suburbia; Dave carefully easing the gear shift of Dirk’s car into first and stalling with you clutching the passenger seat below you; decorating cassette tapes of Dave’s sick beats with Nepeta’s kawaii stickers; giving Dave a ten-minute rant about how dumb every single movie in his arsenal is and still watching every single once through twice.
    August goes: a bottle of peach vodka; Dave’s sun-burnt back; Dave’s smile; Dave letting you paste pink dye on his head in neon-patchiness; Dave trying to squint his way through your copy of Anna Karenina; Dave’s lips on yours and hands up your skirt and Dave, Dave, Dave.
    But that’s getting a bit ahead, a flash-forward, a flash-step to a future six-sweep Karkat wouldn’t have even imagined in the dark after a viewing of Pride and Prejudice.

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    Dave and Rose are twins. They live with their single mom, who loves them and takes good care of them. Their 2 older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, have gone off to college. Everything seems normal.

    But one night, a man comes to the house to speak with Mom. Dave and Rose find out that he is their father (whom Mom had divorced before they could remember), and that he wants custody of one of the children. When Mom refuses, he abducts Dave and takes him back to Houston. Dave and Rose then grow up apart, Rose with Mom and Dave with his “father” (or Bro, as he makes Dave call him). Mom starts breaking down after Dave is taken, and she relapses into alcoholism. Though the twins grow up in different situations, neither is taken care of well; Dave is actively abused (physically and mentally) whereas Rose is treated with neglect.

    Even though specific memories fade over time, the twins grow up remembering each other, and from the moment they’re separated onwards, they have one goal in mind: to see each other again.

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    3,045
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
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    9
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    1
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    Lacy Windsor and Cole Hampton have been stuck in the Medium on their own for four years when, miraculously, they're added to a memo full of people they've never met before. When they take the risk and accept the help of these mysterious strangers, what will happen when they reveal the true power of their godtiers?

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    21,959
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    3
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    The outer stations went dark first, like a warning shot to humanity. The “Trolls” as they would soon be known as quickly worked their way through the Milky Way, destroying and conquering anything in their path. It wasn’t until they were nearly to the Sol system that Earth’s military finally pulled it’s head out of it’s ass and began fighting back. The Troll army almost seemed surprised that they were putting up a fight which caused them to be staved off for a time. Ever since then, the Milky Way has been a battlefield of Troll technology and human endurance.

    Four young humans travel to Alternian space in the middle of an all out war and end up meeting some unexpected allies.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    28
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    4
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    Bro appears in Dave life and gives him a gift.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    551
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    Random information, chapters will be updated randomly

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    8/?
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    Ночные кошмары легко перерастают в свое извращенное подобие. И обратно.

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    1/1
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    5
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    The twins are only two days old when Rommy shows up on Bro’s doorstep.

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    1/1
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    Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.

    Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?

    Language:
    English
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    13,733
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    939

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