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    A completely unorganised and OOC collection of an Angels and Demons Au where Moira's a fallen Archangel, a 'demon', and Sigma is an Archangel supervised by an Angel Mercy. Both angels have to keep their demon under control, and all slowly fall in love.

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    They will tell your story in hushed whispers, pausing every few sentences in case their words have caught your interest. The tale will spread to every corner of this twisted, shattered world, through the thin, rotting birth sack of a stillborn planet, to every corner of existence. The highest of gods and the lowest of devils will know your name.

    They will tell your story, but they won’t tell it the way you live it.

    But that’s always a risk with life, isn’t it?

    (This isn’t a power fantasy. This is a horror story. You are the monster… and you are the victim.)

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    Dean acts like a child, and everybody in the bunker is becoming fed up with his behavior. Dean’s been hiding a secret he’s been regressing. Deans past as caught up with him and he needs a Little support from his family. The angels, Sam and Charlie, agree to give Dean a childhood, and in his bigger times stress-free fun. Maybe along the road, he will likewise encounter love and acceptance.

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    18/?
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    Blond hair and bright blue eyes staring into the camera with such indignation, what a cringe profile picture. “You coming?”
    Ciel swiped on the keyboard of his phone “To?”
    “The concert! Don’t tell me u forgot.”
    During the final battle at Demon's Santuary, something happened to the Young Masters' souls. Now, forced to team up, it's up to the demons to find what's theirs and rain Hell upon who or whatever decided to tamper with their business.

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    After deciding to free himself from the laborious task of football for the rest of the season, Brodie Grundy was free to pursue his main passion in life: art.

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    An alluring demon from Hell, seductress extraordinaire, gets mixed up with the Fade and pushed through the Breach during the calamity at the Conclave...Thedas is not prepared for this type of demon.

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    14/?
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    Castiel decides he and the brothers need more allies against Lucifer, and decides that the demigods and magicians of Greco-Roman, Egyptian and Norse mythology are their best hope.

    Sam and Dean agree, although they're pretty confused that he knew about all this when they had no idea, and come with him to ask for help. (They can see through the Mist in this.)

    Percy is kinda tired of saving the world at this point, but he can’t just leave people to die, and all his friends are agreeing to help these Winchester weirdos.

    This happens basically instead of Trials of Apollo, about a year after Blood Of Olympus ends and Leo is back with Calypso, and a bit closer to the end of Ship of the Dead.

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    4/?
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    When Sal has a fight will Larry leading to him entering a liminal space, pulled in by a supposedly dead demon, what will he do?

    My tumblrs mydaddyhasants if you want to request anything <3

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    When an unexpected discovery at Mammon's Circus of Horrors leaves Stolas rattled he turns to the only place he can for answers. Blitzo just wishes he'd let the whole thing go.

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    Atsumu started it.

    Sure, everyone decided to trust him just once, but never again. It was supposed to be fun, but nothing is ever fun if Miya Atsumu is involved.

    Atsumu starts a lot of things. But it's not every day you could release an evil spirit from its one-thousand-year slumber. And it's not every day, that the group of six boys would be stuck with the spirit when an earthquake struck, trapping them with added injuries. Oh, to make it worst, apparently, only the blonde twin has some spiritual power that could defeat the spirit, too bad he has no clue on how to use. Just great, everybody is going to die. Thanks, Atsumu.

    PS. Aran is going to kill Atsumu for this, he'll fight the evil spirit if he has too.

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    Master dressed, Sebastian languidly moved to fetch one of the canes that were mounted on the wall, placing it softly in the boy's hands, and the day began as crisply as any, yet fate and all of its strings are a funny thing, for the plucking of one can disrupt another, and the quiver can be felt throughout time, or perhaps merely a few lives.

    It happened in an instant, and in that instant memories were taken by the hardy fall onto solid earth, the Fates' hands had sheared a red thread, one that made its way to the living realm, and at the end of that thread was a woman. Unconscious and unaware, she did not hear the sound of hushed, panicked voices arrive to her side, the exasperated sigh of a young Lord, or even the surprised tone of a composed butler. They had viewed her at first from a distance, apprehensive to engage anomaly, it wasn’t often a woman with snow white hair falls from the sky, and even Sebastian had not witnessed such a supernatural event

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    13/?
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    Albatross invites a bunch of different creatures from across the universes to a Chatterserve Server. It goes as well as expected.

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    Since the death of his grandfather, Itadori Yuji would be the first to admit that he would need some form of therapy. After all, you don't go around swallowing cursed finger objects and agree to be executed when you are considered "mentally sane" by societal standards. But one of his new best friends, Megumi, has found a very specialized support group that he has somehow convinced Sukuna and Itadori to try at least once. It is specifically designed for those who share their body's with demons.

    But when they meet the woman in charge of the support group, Sukuna's mind changes from boredom to interest.

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    Vox去客栈处理他卷入的一场闹剧,趁机去烦Alastor,然后Alastor发现原来世界上还存在着既好又坏的触摸*。

    *:good-bad touch

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    ❝𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄❞

    Maya Rajesh likes her lines clear. Draco Malfoy's morals have always been dubious. The illegitimate daughter of a Shadowhunter & a Warlock. The prodigal son of one of England's oldest pureblood families. After a peculiar discovery in the room of requirement, the two polar opposites are forced to work together for their mutual benefit — and also against each other. But when two hearts are young and foolish, they are bound to fall in love. As Maya & Draco dance around each other in an inevitable game of cat and mouse, they're forced to reckon with obstacles, feelings that are unable to be pushed down. But all is not as it seems. In a world where blood prejudice is inherent, it soon becomes apparent that a Nephilim & a Wizard can never coexist in peace. And for Maya, in the end, her survival is what matters the most.

    [GOF onwards, Shadowhunters S1 starts after fifth year]

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    What happens when a demon lord gets bored of the persistant, overbearing sex demons that are only after his power or waiting for weakness. An unlucky human finds himself the focus of this demon's attention.

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    Starting from season 15 episode 19, when fighting chuck something went wrong. Sam and Dean get shot back to 2005. With no sure way of getting back and knowledge of every event to come the Winchesters have a chance to change their lives for the better. Save their family.....but at what cost?

     

    (sorry, not good at summary's)

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    The dream realm is all of Jeremy's own invention, with Cypher as the one pulling the strings. There's several Jeremys, none of them quite 'real', and each of them has a story... usually, a fatal one.

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    Cult AU. Deep in the forest, hidden fromt the rest of humanity, is a village with a dark secret. Rin never left the forest, he only knows the live in the community and never questioned their teachings. Serve the gods, obey them, do not question them and they shall reward you, resist instead and their wrath will strike you. They see everything; they know everything and there is no escape from their judgement. However, he soon learns that the village appears to hide more secrets then he thought.

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    Tommy and Wilbur had known each other for ages, sticking together and helping the other survive on the streets rather join than the sick games played, or specifically, Survival of the Fittest for cash. One day, they happen to come across an opportunity from a certain agency asking for help.

    The agency, more like a pseudo-government of New Earth welcomed them in, and there they trained. There, Tommy met Tubbo, the two quickly becoming best of buds.

    Now came the day where they were finally called in to do research on a new planet they discovered- Eden-227. A snowy wasteland with unknown origins.

    Of course, they were a trio, so they'd need two more members as the agency usually had sent them in groups of 5, so in came Phil and Technoblade. Of course, the trio never met the duo, but they'd been running low and couldn’t afford to lose anymore, so they sent in their best with the newbies.

    Little had he known that he'd be spending stress and panic-filled nights with the duo in a too spacious yet too cramped warehouse, paranoid for his life.

    OR, Decaying Winter AU w/ Clingy Duo, Crime Boys, and SBI (and maybe Ranboo later)

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