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    What would've happened if Dazai never left and INSTEAD became the boss? And he came across an...interesting little orphan boy.

    Perhaps, Atsushi should've declined the hand of the devil as it brought him to a dance he'd never forget.

    Or Port Mafia AU I guess.

    A loud noise, almost too embarrassing, rang out from his traitorous stomach. 

    "Are you perhaps hungry?" The man, Dazai, or so he heard, grinned like the Cheshire cat, his eyes glistening in the sun, a devilish look passing his features.

     

    "Uh? No?" The boy gulped, as he backed up again, before hitting a literal wall, with the two men in front of him staring down at him like hawks.

    Another loud growl.
     

    The short redhead laughed from in front of him then, slinging an arm around his shoulder.

     

    "Don't worry, I'm not as weird as that guy." The shorter of the two sighed, before adjusting his hat and reaching out a hand for the boy to probably shake, which he was still more than hesitant to take.

    "How about this, we take you out, let you eat as much as you want and in turn, you tell us everything you know about this supposed weretiger." The man offered as he stared down at Atsushi, making him squirm.

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    Seeing ghosts was all but easy, but dealing with Grim Reapers, especially one as irritating as Dazai Osamu, was pure hell.

    Chuuya can see ghosts, but a Dazai too stunned to speak is a lot more than just a lost soul.

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    Chuuya wasn't as bothered by Dazai's betrayal as many had expected... that's what he fooled himself into thinking. For years he believed he grew up, left the waste of bandages in the dust along with his guilt and regrets.

    Yet the gods were cruel, and suddenly Dazai was on the enemy side all to eager to get Chuuya back at his beck and call... And Chuuya isn't too sure he wants to let the bastard in again...
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    "What. Are you. Doing. Here," every word was filled with nothing but hatred, seething of betrayal and rage. Underneath all that, Chuuya hated to admit, was a pinch of sadness. But it was too late wasn't it, Dazai made his choice, one he would live with till he decided to get serious and kill himself already.

    (Chuuya hated how the idea still plagued him, how he would still jump off a building to catch the idiot. Stupid humanity)

    (A story as to how I think skk would get back together and how Dazai would make it up to Chuuya for the heartbreak he caused!)

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    Dazai tries to play matchmaker on multiple occasions, first to get two of his friends together in time for the upcoming school winter dance,, and at the same time, he participates in an attempt to pair off two teachers. Purely as a joke, of course. Until it isn't, and a simple joke turns into something much more.

    Chaos follows. This whole situation may or may not end well.

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    Atsushi Nakajima is a popular Wattpad writer who enjoys writing self-inserts between him and the infamous Akutagawa.
    Life is going good for him: he has a cool beta reader who only slightly resembles the mentioned executive, and the hobby helps him cope with his childhood trauma.

    But of course, being the co-worker of the city's best detectives has its downfalls, and his friends eventually find out.
    Cue Ranpo using his boyfriend's ability for evil and kidnapping Shin Soukoku, sending them into the fanfiction and various AU's.

    ⭐ praise for TDHoaP-ME (aFbAN) ⭐

    "...this entire fic is a slow descent into madness."
    --- a reader

    "THIS FIC IS FUCKING GOLD."
    --- another reader

    "i don't know what the fuck just happened in this chapter."
    --- yet another reader

    "hey this was great, thanks man."
    --- atsushi himself

    ( ongoing; updates weekly/daily/ whenever we feel like it )

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    dazai: Deluxe
    chuuya: Frog
    higuchi: Blondie
    gin: Watergender
    ryuunosuke: Emo kid
    Atsushi: Catboy
    Fukuzawa: Cat lover
    Ranpo: inspector gadget
    Poe: Mullet
    Yosano: Healer
    Tachihara: Tachihehe
    Kouyou: Coolio
    Kenji: Farmboy
    Kunikida: Blondie#2
    Q: Kyuutie
    Elise: Blondie#3

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    Dazai's a con man planning his biggest heist yet.

    Chuuya just so happens to resemble the very person Dazai needs for his plan to work.

    Also, Chuuya just happens to be Prince Chulin, the long-lost royal and only surviving member of the Romanov line.

    Neither of them are aware of that fact.

    (the skk anastasia au no one asked for but that i am giving you anyways:)

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    A Series of Soukoku One Shots based on Prompts I find on Pinterest!

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    This is basically me trying to write 1000-2000 words at least once a week until college snipes me

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    'Dazai’s first thoughts of this place were ‘what the actual fuck?” At first, he assumed there were people with abilities after seeing an invisible girl but… after further research and seeing too many weird animal people or people with extra limbs and even pink skin, he found out these were not the ability that he knew, they were quirks. What an odd thing to see... he supposes he would learn more about this strange world.'

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    Takako Ariake -- Ari -- has a dark past. Flashbacks show she was an orphan of the Ryuzu dispute and she met Fukuzawa Yukichi who took her under his wing and trained her. She spent time undercover in Russia under Ango's supervision, where she infiltrated the Rats in the House of the Dead. And now the Demon Fyodor has resurfaced, threatening to destroy everything and separate her from her newfound family.

    She joined the Armed Detective Agency so she could use her special ability to save people. Ari can read "waves" which are basically interpretations of brain waves. She can see images, memories, sometimes words from a person's active thoughts. Dazai is of course immune to her skill. Chuuya, however, is a broadcaster, meaning she can get overwhelmed by his thoughts. Their respective relationships evolve and combine, and together the three of them heal each other. She ends up saving not only Dazai and Chuuya but also herself from the demons of the past.

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    “i think i’m in love with her” Dazai announced


    or Dazai falls in with a certain short barista and tries to win her heart.

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    At the bottom of this particular window was the edge of the port, meaning they would land in the saltwater below unless they managed to redirect their fall towards the side of the building. The inferno was crackling from behind, and Atsushi could feel the heat tickling his back grow more and more intense with each passing second.

     

    “Okay, we’re using Rashomon to get down, right?” It was a rhetorical question, of course.

     

    “What? No. I’ve used Rashomon enough today. Use the Beast to get us down.” Atsushi briefly shifted his gaze towards the mafioso beside him, crisp, golden eyes narrowing at his response.

     

    “Rashomon doesn’t rip your clothes to shreds! Just use your Ability!”

     

    A wheezing cough left Akutagawa’s pale lips, “I said no!”

     

    “Akutagawa, we don’t have time for arguing! C’mon, just—”

     

    Jinko!—

     

    Atsushi felt embers dance across the back of his shirt, and without warning, he locked arms with his partner and leapt from the windowsill, Akutagawa falling right behind him.

     

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    Taking care of Akutagawa is a chore. It's even worse when you're falling for the guy, quite literally.

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    White-clothed boy and intersection pretty boy, Chuuya and Dazai. The ultimate duo.

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    "𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡, 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑡, 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠"
    It's funny how Chuuya and Dazai we're so alike yet so different at the same time.Chuuya was not human yet desperately wanted to be one of the ugly imperfect despicable creatures known as a human,Dazai was born human cursed in a form that no longer fit him born human yet no longer human.Chuuya liked to think they were the same but they were so different so very different.Dazai can't decide which one is more tragic knowing you're not human or being born human yet knowing deep down you don't belong in this form.Its ironic in a way when they hold hands skin on skin just two little poor unfortunate souls intertwined.

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    One may wonder what a student council member who is giftedly intelligent enough to pass all their classes without trying yet hardly does their job thinks about. Dazai, said individual just spoken of, sits there thinking of his actions. It’s not that he feels guilt or remorse, no, it’s that he’s wondering why he wouldn’t. Had someone like Oda, or Chuuya, seen what he’d done and sometimes still does. What would their reactions be? Would they care if they spotted what he’d done? Would Dazai even give a damn about their reaction? He assumed he would, considering he hadn't told Chuuya a damn thing. Chuuya, who’s watching him, just observing and waiting.

    “Well asshat,” Chuuya’s roughly gentle voice whispered “What’s on your mind?”
    “Please,” Dazai chuckled, cold, “I don’t know if you’d have the stomach to see inside my mind.”
    “Try me.” Chuuya challenged, “Tell me every terrible thing you ever did.” he paused, licking his lips, “Tell me all of it, and let me love you anyway.”

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    Shōta and Dazai are Brothers. Everything changes because of this.

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    His wild, brown hair sticks to his forehead as he tries to catch his breath, chest heaving from the minimal exertion, as the light catches his eyes just right to reveal a sliver of liquid gold amongst the darkness. The darkness cascades from one shore to the other in unpredictable patterns of seafoam and melancholy, and those waves begin to pound in Chuuya’s chest no less. At the center of the cacophony is Dazai. The pink tinge to his cheeks-

    “And you get distracted too easily,” Dazai shoots back with a lopsided smirk, holding Chuuya’s wrists between them as red hair pools on his shoulder like liquid fire. When Chuuya goes to speak, he prays his voice doesn't crack.

    “And if this were a real battle, you’d be dead a long time ago."

    Or: Chuuya is Dazai's personal knight and has to handle a suicidal maniac prince that he also happens to be in love with, even if Dazai doesn't love him back... yet.

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    When the nuclear apocalypse wipes out civilization, the only remaining life on Earth will be Chuuya and a load of cockroaches; Dazai believes that with every fiber of his being. It started out as haphazard attempts, the kind that are only meant to maim rather than kill, their attempts on each other’s lives becoming more lethal over time; until the inevitable finally happens. Deep in denial, Dazai must come to terms with what he’s done, or succumb to his impulses as he attempts to unravel his own mind.

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    'A thousand years in one piece of silver
    She took it from his lily white hand
    Showed no fear, she'd seen the thing
    In the young men's wing at Sloan-Kettering'

    Dazai and Chuuya watch a movie. Dazai's a shit, as he normally is, but there's more to it than just that.

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    When he thought he can finally move on, and start over with someone new, someone better, Dazai came back and brought the memories with him.

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