19 Works in Christoph Waltz

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    A strange fanfic written by someone who is unhinged enough to ship Pete Wentz and Christoph Waltz, then add a lot of piss kink in it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    219
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    In this sequel to Inglourious Romance, Christoph and Amaya are reunited in Los Angeles after several months apart. However, Christoph's newfound fame is quickly taking off, and with fame comes new challenges. The couple quickly find that life in the limelight is sometimes not all it's cracked up to be. Weeks and months at a time are spent apart, women fawn over Christoph's charming personality, and the Paparazzi has developed an interest in him, and the realities of loving a foreigner make Christoph and Amaya's relationship a challenge. Will their love be enough to weather the changes?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,689
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1619
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    Каждый желает познакомится с мистером Тарантино, побрасаться с ним поп-корном в экран и поцеловаться на брудершафт. Кристоф Вальц же выбрал самый экстравагантный способ знакомства.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    16,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
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    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    104
  5. Tags
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    Lia is an student on her last semester of the year, she was a good student but las week she was distracted making her grades fall. How she will get the extra points that she needs? Awfull summary for a pure smut story :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,195
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1241
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    The sequel to "Celebrities Live On Broadway 2".

    A variety show for charity hosted by Bruce Campbell, and featuring an all star cast including Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Brie Larson, Margot Robbie, Anna Kendrick, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Christoph Waltz, Gal Gadot, Cara Delevingne, Mark Hamill, Michael Fassbender, Jamie Dornan, Karen Gillan, Simon Pegg and many others.

    Sketches include The Land of Fetishes, Masturbators Anonymous, Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth getting naked, a Barbarella sketch where she meets her annoying fan, a comedy fighting tournament called "Knockout", a Party for Chrises which features Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth, Evans, Waltz and Walken, a Scottish family called The Junkies, and a song dedicated to Tom Holland called "Spoiler Tom".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,759
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    665
  7. Tags
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    Collection of my Christoph Waltz tumblr fics (headoverhiddles)! Centers around him and his characters, reader insert. Most are smut, some are fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,175
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    441
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    14649
  8. Tags
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    What happens when your guest won't stop looking at the bass player? Someone has great taste in music...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
  9. Tags
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    You and Christoph are interviewing with Fallon, and you play a Valentines themed “Emotional Interview” game. You get some funny ones, but the last one is a little too true to how you feel about your costar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1493
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    Your intended, Tobias Waltz, and his father travel all the way from Austria to meet you before the wedding. The trouble is, you immediately fall for his father, Archduke Christoph Waltz.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2340
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    A variety show for charity performed at the O2 Arena in London.

    Hosted by Jack Whitehall and featuring an all star cast including Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Daniel Radcliffe, Megan Fox, Saoirse Ronan, Brie Larson, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, Christoph Waltz, Mark Hamill, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Wiig, Cara Delevingne, Jason Statham, Michael Cera, Josh Gad, Jesse Eisenberg, Eva Green, Simon Pegg and many, many others

    Sketches include a class teaching you how to masturbate, an Evil Dead spoof, the Seven Deadly Sins meet the Seven Virtues, a Barbarella segment, Mark Hamill impersonating Harrison Ford, a song called "It's Nice to be a Pervert" and a finale involving streakers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,696
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1043
  12. Tags
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    A collection of one shots with ships recommended by an excel file. Yes, this is exactly as trashy as it sounds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,510
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1188
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    High Heaven’s is a beautiful white house owned by Sam Smith which sometimes is occupied by Tom Hiddleston, Christoph Waltz, Graham Norton, Mar and Jenner. No one really remembers how the gang formed but join us as we delve into the shenanigans of this weird and wondrous world!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,825
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    267
  14. Tags
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    What is it about her that attracts these strangers?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,725
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    649
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    If an apocalypse happened between the Hiddlestoner's of the world, would you survive?

    While filming in Hawaii Tom Hiddleston gets hit by a strange virus which unbeknownst to him is life threatening unless he can find a cure. As researchers report that a cure is impossible to develop within such time restraints, news reports from an anonymous source say an antidote can be found in three bottles of perfume recently released from Tom’s new fragrance. Soon news of a ridiculous sum of money rewarded to whomever can find the antidote and help save Tom’s life is spread all over the world causing fights, murder and even war to ensue. This was something Hiddlestoner’s, Harley and Laura would have never imagined until a bottle of perfume arrives at their door and the fight for survival begins.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,042
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    173
  16. Tags
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    In this completely AU verse involving everyone’s favorite Austrian actor, Amaya Thomas is a storyboard artist working on the set of Inglorious Basterds. She meets the not-yet-famous Christoph Waltz who seems to have some sort of fascination with her that she can't quite figure out. She is undeniably attracted to Christoph, but could he really be attracted to her as well?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,946
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3464
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    “Ciao, Christoph, come stai? Lo so che a Londra probabilmente è notte fonda, ma volevo dirti che sono al cinema a vedere Carnage.”

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    220
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    23 year-old Arthur Robin has already been nominated for several Oscars in his prolific and estemed career as a serious film actor. He has a reputation for being among the most diceplined and in demand actors of his generation. From his early youth, Arthur has been mentored by Christoph Koch, a two time Academy Award winning character actor, and Dom Cobb, an edgy veteran film writer and director with multiple hit films under his belt and no tolerance for bullshit.
    Arthur is making the hard transition from child star to grown actor when Dom, ever on the cutting edge, decides he wants to cast Eames opposite Arthur (as a young couple) in his next intense drama. Eames is a charming porn star who has gained unusual mainstream attention for his boyish good looks and atypical fanbase of women. Arthur takes the role because of his unending profesional loyalty to Dom, but his pampered, extremely high brow sense of art (along with his issues with hygiene) make him literally get sick at the thought of touching Eames. Arthur can't reconcile his sheltered life with Eames, but he is eager to prove to his mentors that he can and will do anything for his art- even if it kills him. And his growing attraction to Eames just might!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,944
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    883
  19. Tags
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    «Err, it's very embarrassing for me to have to point this out to you of all people… but you know you're not supposed to have sex during Yom Kippur, don't you?»

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    1154

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