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    “I love you,” she says, then, voice deep and breathy. Victoria smiles softly, and David can see everything. The messy clumps of mascara coating her eyelashes, the slight red of her eyes, the flush of her gorgeous cheeks.

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    The Tuesday after flying back from his Dick Turpin press trip to New York, Noel answers a knock at his door to find James standing outside wearing the sort of spiffed-up autumnal look he hasn’t really been into since he finished filming Repertoire. Which is confusing, but not as confusing as why James didn’t simply let himself in. Noel cocks his head. “Lose your keys, sweetheart?”

    James gives a small cough and answers in a voice thick with his persona: “Please, sir. I am DC Pat Springleaf of the Metropolitan Police Service, otherwise known as Scotland Yard, and I’ll thank you not to call me ‘sweetheart’.”

    (March 19, 2024)

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    Alex almost swears on the show. Greg talks to him about it afterwards.

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    But it had been unbelievably shit of Rhod, hadn’t it, to bring it that stupid ceramic ornament he’d gotten Sian, to proudly offer it up for display in front of the whole fucking world, as if it was just another ugly knick-knack to have a laugh at, and not Greg’s attempt to…

    Well, that was the issue, wasn’t it. Greg still wasn’t certain what he had been trying to accomplish with it in the first place.

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    72
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    6
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    Satisfying Luke's insane libido was not a one-person-mission.

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    Julian hasn’t even met James yet. Knows nothing about him, probably, apart from what could be learnt from telly. How is that possible?

    But as Noel opens his mouth to start gushing, an image appears in his mind. Like a dream. Or a painting. Julian frozen behind a glass wall, and Noel and James on the other side, hand in hand, and when Noel reaches out a finger to gently tap the barrier, it shatters. A deluge of water engulfs them.

    (August 2019)

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    2/?
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    37
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    2
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    395
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    Alex seems to learn a lot about himself. And there are numerous hot drinks involved.

    Or: Two times Alex makes a drink, one time they are provided, and another time Greg and Alex team up.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    4
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    A second short banter section piece between Greg and Alex, though this time from a different angle and more set on props.

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    4
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    Greg lounged on the sofa, scrolling aimlessly on his phone when he heard the door open and click shut again. He needn’t look up to know who it was. Noiselessly and without saying a word, Alex approached and dropped to his knees inbetween Greg’s spread legs.

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    The first thing Greg did was try not to panic.

    Well, that wasn’t quite accurate. The very first thing he did was try, immediately, to turn back into his human form. The second thing he did was panic, hauling himself up by his front paws to stare at himself in the dressing room mirror as if he needed to confirm with his own eyes that he was in fact a bear.

    So really the third thing he did was try not to panic, or more accurately, try to stop panicking.

    The fourth thing he did was think, desperately, This wasn’t supposed to happen anymore.

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    “You look surprised,” says Alex.

    “No shit,” Greg says. Then he thinks about it more and shakes his head. “The strange thing is, with everything you’ve consumed for the show, it genuinely doesn’t surprise me that you’re willing to drink piss. The fact that you want to, on the other hand…”

    (April-May 2019)

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    “David!” She snaps. She never snaps. “I need some time.”

     

    “Okay..” He can do that. He can do more time. He can wait. Again. He’s waited for three years, what’s a little bit more?

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    “Come here, baby.” Claudia interrupts her before Victoria has the opportunity to say another word. She sees her hesitate for a moment, piercing eyes darting around with a hint of confusion.

    “On my lap,” Claudia takes the step to clarify. “If we need to talk, then we can talk.”

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    Something softened in Rachel's face and she asked quietly, “Are you ready to talk yet?”

    “Soon,” Alex said, equally quiet, and she nodded and started to turn away, though she paused when he added, “This weekend, when the kids are staying with my parents?”

    He didn’t know why he suggested it, except that this was a conversation that needed to happen, and at this point, delaying it any longer just felt cruel. 

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    Greg’s sitting in the center of the sofa, watching something on telly, his feet propped up on the coffee table and his hand loosely cradling a mug in his lap. Alex stops at the edge of the area rug and dips his head. “James is here for his maintenance spanking, boss,” he says.

    (March 2019)

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    From the Brooker/Mitchell kinkmeme, summer 2010:

    David Mitchell, Lady Gaga and Kanye West are a crime fighting team of awesome! Charlie doesn't really know what to think of David's friends at first but he grows to love them and they have all kinds of adventures together (possibly resulting in a secret undercover mission at the BAFTAS or something).

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    Based on Greg's throwaway line that the Sue/Susan team was like a 1940s army major and a primary school teacher, and my ability to read lesbianism into any given situation.

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    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    11
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    66
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    “Can you try talking some sense into him?”

    Alex glanced up from his phone to blink at Patrick from wardrobe, who sounded unusually exasperated, standing in the doorway of his dressing room. He was accompanied by Chrissie from makeup, which was never a good combination.

    It also meant that the ‘him’ Patrick was referring to was Greg.

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    15
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    59
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    6
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    371
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    Five times Greg could feel what Alex was feeling through the bond, and one time Alex could feel what Greg was.

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
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    14
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    59
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