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    Aboard the revenge, Ed discovers that it’s full of beauty and life and love, in every corner, in every moment. If only he were as well. Then he would fit.

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    Ah uninvited guest is discovered in the cargo hold the morning after the fuckery. Things are quickly turned on their head when she reveals why she was on the ship…and who she’s looking for

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    Ed Teach was raised by his devout pastor father, who has firm influence over Ed's life. When he discovers how Ed has strayed from God's path, he sends him to a priest. It goes differently than expected.

    NOTE: this work touches topics of homophobia and abuse. the first chapter contains graphic depictions of a hate crime. later chapters will contain explicit sexual situations involving a priest. PLEASE DO NOT READ if any of these things are triggering for you!!

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    Ed falls ill and Stede, in a panic, shows his care by being a little overbearing. With the help of the crew (and, begrudgingly, Izzy), he realizes all Ed really needs to feel better is him.

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    Retired from his old life as famed musician Blackbeard, Edward Teach finds love in the most unlikely place: recently divorced and recently out of the closet cafe owner Stede Bonnet.

    Plagued by struggles with gender expression and sexuality, Stede finds comfort in Edward Teach and Edward's new band The Kraken. Through music and mutual understanding, Stede and Ed guide each other through the difficult path of finding themselves as two middle-aged queer people.

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    “Hey, so, those two, right, they get together in the end?” Ed asks.

    “I would protest spoiling it, but I think it's rather obvious, isn't it?” Stede says. His nose wrinkles as he smiles. “The tension is certainly there from the beginning. It just takes them a while to get there.”

    “Good. Would have been a shit story otherwise."

     

    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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    Ed’s finger’s flew:
    No
    I mean are you attracted to me
    Cause I’m sure as hell attracted to you
    And I want to make sure that’s clear if we’re going to meet

     

    Stede’s answer took a little too long as far as Ed was concerned:

    I’m so attracted to you
    You have no idea

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    Ed is a winemaker, Stede is a wine distributor, watch them fall in love. This is a romantic comedy with lots of fluff and a bit of smut.

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    Stede returns to the Revenge on a grey November afternoon, and he and Edward spend the next few months finding each other once again.

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    Stede revient sur le Revenge, et il est prêt à affronter le courroux de son cher et tendre Ed. Il sait que le pardon prendra du temps, mais il est patient et endurera tout, si ça peut lui permettre de regagner le cœur de son bien-aimé.

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    “Hey! Get away from the edge,” someone shouted, their voice alarmed. Stede almost jumped out of his skin at the unexpected presence, but he did as told, stumbling away from the cliff's edge and into safer ground. “Are you crazy, mate? You fall, you’re dead.”
    And later, much later, Stede would say it was love at first sight. But for now, he stood there, breathless from fear and something else, something more, as he turned to face Edward Teach for the first time.
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    Following a stressful but amicable divorce with his former wife Mary, Stede Bonnet decides to leave his old life behind for a summer. In search of inspiration to begin writing his first novel, he ends up in the small and charming coastal town of Queen’s Revenge. There, the urban legend of the Kraken and the peculiar townspeople are enough to inspire him. But writing inspiration is not all he finds. Edward Teach, the owner of the most notable restaurant in town, not only manages to capture Stede’s interest by being one of the few people Stede easily connects with, but by having a strange and puzzling past of his own.

    THE FIC IS COMPLETE Im posting regularly

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    Ed and Izzy have always known each other. Ed was there for Izzy's first fistfight, Izzy was there for Ed's first heartbreak. It was after one of those, way into their third or fourth "f that guy" drink, that they made the pact: if both of them are still single by 40, they'll just marry each other.

    Now they're 39, and Izzy is so relieved. He can finally stop hiding his lifelong love for Ed, and stop sabotaging each of his relationships.

    Ed, on the other hand, is desperate. He knows he's a lost cause when it comes to relationships, but in a last bid to stop this 20 year old drunken madness, he tries to find a guy for his best friend.

    The guy he finds is Stede Bonnet.
    Things do not go as planned.

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    Stede and the crew return to the ship, but they don’t just return to normalcy. They find that while Stede’s reappearance helped ease the Kraken out of Ed, its embers were still flickering and while Stede’s bravery had been tested in returning the crew to the Revenge, just prior, he had done one of the most cowardly things he’d ever done.

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    “I’m here because…well, I believe that I’m rather in love with you, as it turns out.”

    “No you’re not; shut up.” Edward shook his head. “That’s impossible.”

    “Why?”

    “Because I’m Blackbeard, mate. And that makes me pretty fucking unloveable.”

    “Not to me, I’m afraid.” Stede shifted closer, pressing a soft kiss to Ed’s forehead. “It doesn’t matter what you call yourself or how many layers of shadow you cloak yourself beneath— I’ll love you just the same, as I have all this time.”

    AKA Edward Teach has given up his name along with any hope he once had of being loved. Stede is determined to change his mind however he can.

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    Edward Teach was 27 and already tired of life.
    He was desperately trying to graduate, but he really needed help with literature.
    For this reason, he had an appointment with Professor Bonnet, a man Ed had never seen before and who was supposed to basically solve all of his problems.

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    Stede Bonnet, The Gentlemen Cowboy, would do anything to protect Revenge, Montana- a queer enclave he founded in the wild west- but as they say nothing gold can stay. Will his new found friend and love, known outlaw Ed "Blackbeard" Teach, be a blessing or a curse? They could have it all if it weren't for Ed's pesky criminal past and lovesick former flame- Israel Hands.

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    In the aftermath of their separation, Stede and Ed must survive conniving pirates, ambitious colonial governors, and a treasure heist as they try to find their way back to each other.

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    Six months after Ed becomes Blackbeard again, the Revenge stumbles upon a dinghy set adrift with two passengers inside, and all his walls begin crumbling one by one.

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    "[...] why didn’t you jump, Stede?”

    “I just… I-I don’t know, whatever you… This,” Stede gestures to the crew, empty eyes staring at the man. “It didn’t work on me.”

    “I see,” he says. “Interesting. Very… Interesting.”

    “Are you a witch?” Stede asks, and he regrets the minute he says it.

    The creature laughs, of course. “No, my darling sailor. Not a witch. I am a son of the sea.”

    Stede stops for a full minute to think about it. “Are you… a…?”

    “Yes.” “A mermaid?” They say at the same time. No way.

    "I guess you could say that."

    This time, Stede is the one to smile. “I thought it was a legend…”

    “There are many things about the sea men do not know. And neither should they.”

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    Or, the one where Edward Teach is a mermaid but Stede is, somehow, immune to his powers.

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    Lucius knows that Ed is cheating on Stede with Izzy. Unfortunately he's known for a while now. But he couldn't possibly tell Stede. It would break his sad, naïve, middle-aged heart. But he has to tell him right? It's the good, noble thing to do. And Lucius is a good person. At least that’s what he tells himself.
     
    His train of thought stops as Stede walks past with a big smile on his face. He waves at him to cover his involuntary grimace.

    He'll tell him tomorrow. Yep, tomorrow. He'll definitely tell him tomorrow.

    Or: Stede’s in a loving committed relationship with both Edward and Izzy. But someone should have probably told the crew because they’ve got the wrong idea.

    NOW COMPLETE!!

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    A good ol' stabbing.

    Yup.

    That's what Blackbeard needed.

    OR: Blackbeard is gonna make a plan and then execute said plan, so this damn heartbreak could fuck off. Easier said then done when word of Stede's death reaches the Revenge. Things ensue.

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    "What would you know?" He snarled.

    Edward wasn't expecting a response. The knife wielder usually preferred silence. But Jim must've been bored, because they answered.

    "I don't know? Maybe having your family murdered by a gang of pendejos right in front of you? Which then led to my entire childhood being focused on revenge. Before I actually went out and tried to execute said revenge."

    Blackbeard watched the other closely. Their expression remained neutral. No sympathy. No pity. No real outward emotion other than basic boredom.

    "And? How did it feel?"

    Jim glanced out the window. Where a peek of light managed to break through the drawn curtains.

    "Liberating."

    Blackbeard grunted and Jim's attention went right back to him.

    "But whatever the Captain did, it's not worth that type of revenge."

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