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    Izzy groans quietly, brows twisting into a tired scowl.

    “Are you alright, my love?” Stede frowns, thumbing at Izzy’s cheekbone.

    “Tummy.” Izzy mumbles, sighing into the soft leather covering the console.

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    Izzy still gets his monthlies from time to time, but Ed and Stede know how to help out

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    The swampland stretches out in all directions, deeper and stranger than it should be. There are endless diversions; there are plants and animals to investigate and study; there are far-away coastlines and a lighthouse flickering down the shore. But in amongst it all, I keep coming back to the tower.

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    The first time it happens, Ed doesn’t say anything. It’s a normal day. Boring. Maybe he has a hangover, maybe it’s time to stop getting black-out drunk the night before work. But it’s been a while since he’s gotten into trouble for it. He doesn’t have as much to be angry about these days, not anymore. Depressed? Possibly. Feeling like he’s wasted his life? Oh, absolutely, that’s just a fact. He’s 45 years old and working in a dingy, dusty strip mall, living vicariously (at the moment) through a man in a $3000 bespoke suit taking a sledgehammer to a microwave.

    Or: 17 times Stede Bonnet shows up to Ed's Rage Room, the one time he doesn't, and the aftermath

    PROMPT:
    "modern au where Ed is the owner of the rage room and one day Stede comes in after a very stressful day at work, pays 40 minutes for the room, breaks things for 20 minutes and then cries for another 20 minutes" @EDWARDSSTEACH on Twitter

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    This fic is the slowest of slow burns. It was intentionally written to build gradually as a cohesive narrative that expands over time because you can't get a good emotional release without FOREPLAY.

    What if Ed didn't go full 'Evil-Ed' post Stede? How would Izzy react to an Ed that still wasn't quite right even though Bonnet was gone?

    What would it be like if they thought Stede Bonnet was fucking dead, but then he wasn't?

    Themes include: grief, loss, guilt, forgiveness, hurting people you love, healing, backsliding, the effects of childhood trauma, consent, power dynamics.

    There will be no themes of sexual assault/violence in excess of the show.

    I'm not over tagging this jawn because I don't want to spoil the whole story ahead of time. Where's the fun if you know half of what you can expect from the tags alone. Don't you just want to let a story unfold, friend?

    Fuck counter: 460 fucks (I mean the word. They haven't fucked 460 times. That would be ludicrous)

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    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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    AU - Edward, a space pirate.

    I got inspired by a scene in the new Star Wars show "Andor", and wondered how it would go if it were Edward and Stede involved. It's a work in progress. The first chapter is very angsty and a bit serious, but their true nature will shine through later in the story :)

    Edward, a space pirate captain, finds himself betrayed by an old friend, left for dead on a planet.
    He lost his capital ship and crew, and his only goal is to take revenge and retrieve his ship.

    After stealing some fuel for his (stolen) shuttle, he's attacked by two men who tried to rob him.
    And then he finds himself in an unexpected situation with a strange companion in his tow.

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    games night got strange fast. have some ficlets.

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    Edward and Izzy met a while ago when Izzy's kid was very young. They live together now and they meet Stede Bonnet at a soccer practice.

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    Bring yourself back online.

     

     

     

    The year is 1717, and there is something amiss among the crew of the Revenge. They are balancing on the precipice of a revelation that will shake the very foundations of the world they live in. There are only two outcomes: choose the danger of reunion and escape, or submit to safety and be lost.

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    Blackbeard has decided it is time for him to take a wife, but he finds something else instead.

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    The sea brings with her many stories of monsters, sailors’ tales of sirens and serpents and great living storms. Most of them are pure fantasy. Some hold shreds of reality.
    But there is one that is completely and wholly true.
    When Ed said he was the kraken, he meant it literally.

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    “Alright,” Ed said hours later on the deck. He and Stede looked out onto the freezing water surrounding them. The night sky was almost green with storm and it had just begun to sprinkle. “First raid. You ready?”

    A gust of wind pushed Stede’s thin, cold sword against his leg for a moment. “It isn’t my first raid.”

    “Well, first raid that you planned anyway. Nervous?”

    “Do you think I should be?”

    “Nah. I think we’ll all be fine."

     

    aka: ed suffers from a concussion and stede attempts to untangle the relationship between him, izzy, and ed.

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    Tired of being Blackbeard and itching for a change, Ed decides to have a rich man killed, take his identity, and live out the rest of his days in peace. The plan goes off without a hitch, and he retires in Bridgetown, where life is just as boring... until he meets Stede Bonnet, wealthy landowner, who charms him almost immediately.

    The only problem? Stede's got his heart set on becoming a pirate.

    So much for retirement.

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    The boys are on shore leave, Ed is objectively hot, and so are girls with big strong arms. Smut ensues. Izzy is a bit sad and confused about all of it. That’s it, that’s the fic.

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    As Stede catches up with the Revenge, he channels his feelings of newfound love, need for atonement and desire to reunite into a series of anticipatory letters. Meanwhile, Ed’s stability is cracking under his first real heartbreak, and he decides to distract himself with booze and… well… Izzy. A toxic dynamic ensues, where Izzy grapples with his self-esteem and desire for Ed, while Ed knows exactly what buttons to push to get Izzy into his bed. As their bond grows in strength and complexity, Stede approaches on his new ship. One thing is certain: a reunion under these circumstances will be filled with tension, jealousy, yearning, and perhaps one or the other re-duel.

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    The news of Stede Bonnet's death finds its way onto the Revenge. Edward doesn't take it well, and Izzy has to step up.

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    Stede loved spoiling the people he deeply cared for.

    Izzy's love language, however, had nothing to do with gifts. He rarely ever gave them and he always refused them. Stede didn't like it; however, he had stopped trying to give Izzy gifts.

    That was until he found a loophole.

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    Thanks to Izzy, you were spared from the fate that befell the rest of your crewmates.

    Unfortunately, Izzy’s not as content as he should be in his life as the first mate of Blackbeard’s new crew. Ed’s becoming more erratic than he can handle, he’s starting to feel more than a twinge of guilt about marooning most of Stede (fucking Bonnet)’s crew, and you’ve become an obedient shell of the person you once were.

    (The reader is gender neutral)

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    Edward Teach, struggling sci fi novelist, plans a road trip during a manic episode. Izzy Hands, his lifelong best friend, editor, and support system, gets pulled along in his wake, as always.

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    “No turning back now, Stede,” he tells himself. “Enjoy it while it lasts. You need to for yourself.” It’s an escape and that’s all he needs right now. Freedom. Anything goes at sea, and by god he was going to try to live up to the ship's motto the best he could.

    Or: Recently divorced Stede Bonnet books a vacation, but accidently books a gay cruise instead. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    21
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    64
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    11
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