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    "His thoughts drift to the man in the dining hall again. He wonders who is, why he’s here, and above all – if he’ll ever get the chance to talk to him properly..."

    or, the Professor Stede / Archaeologist Ed study abroad fic no one asked for...

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    Izzy has never been one to pray, but nevertheless, he’s on his knees right now.

    Or:

    Five + one vignettes about Izzy's relationship with Ed over the years, and the times he's come face to face with his own mortality.

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    Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.

    No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.

    Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.

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    Frenchie is a busker who likes to perform outside of Queen Anne's coffee, despite the fact that everyone tells him that he shouldn't. They say the owner is mean, a recluse, that he doesn't like anyone. But Frenchie knows better. He's sure that Izzy is kind, and he's gotten really good at telling what people are like.
    Izzy does like people, he likes them plenty. Just a little farther away from him. But he loves his friends, and his regular customers, and more recently, the busker who plays everyday outside his shop.

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    8/?
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    5
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    The gun felt cool in his hand, heavy, full of promises. It could free him. One pull, one second and he would finally be gone, the suffering would be gone.
    He went back to the armchair and reclined in it. He could feel the tears coming back at the corner of his eyes.
    "A rotten leg's got to come off, eh?"
    He fired.

     

    Or Izzy takes a different path after he fails to kill himself.

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    Just as Ed was settling into his enjoyment of the crew’s celebration, his first mate swung down from the rigging and landed on the deck in a clatter of metal and leather. “Stede Fucking Bonnet,” he said. “I fucking challenge you to a fucking duel.” He flung one of the sabers across the deck.

    But before Izzy’s sword could reach Stede, Ed snatched it out of the air.

    “What the fuck are you doing, Edward?”

    “ ‘S a good question isn’t it?” said Edward. What was he doing? He wasn’t sure, himself, but he had a weapon in his hand. “Looks like we’re having a bit of a sword fight,” he said.

     

    What if Ed had protected Stede and dueled Izzy?

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    Stede Bonnet has just come out as trans to his wife and children. He still lives deeply in the closet in the deeply religious state of Utah. He fears being cast out of his job, his community, and everything he knows, so he goes to Facebook in search of fellow LGBTQ+ friends. There, he gets matched with pen pal Ed Teach, a lonely illustrator who happens to be like him. The two immediately take a liking to each other, sending anecdotes, photos, gifts, and sharing stories. Friendship grows, as do feelings…

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    Едвард Тіч – письменник-фантаст, що страждає на біполярний розлад. Під час чергового маніакального епізоду йому в голову приходить блискуча ідея, а саме, відправитись на інший край світу з метою здійснення автомобільної подорожі. Для Іззі Гендса, що все своє свідоме життя є кращим другом, редактором і ходячою системою життєзабезпечення Едварда, ця новина як здрастє серед ночі. В прямому сенсі цього слова. Зрештою, як і завжди.

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    Українська
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    9/13
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    Izzy was a man (baby) on a mission, though. He couldn't let himself be distracted by beautiful things, not today. He took in a deep breath and started to work.

    The latches were tricky to undo from the inside of the crib. Izzy, however, had been preparing himself for this moment for days. One coloring pencil here (I don't like the way crayons feel in my hands, Papa!), one rubber band there (My match the memory cards can't get messy, Papa, I'll lose them!) and Izzy was ready. Through trial and error, he managed to reach around the bars and loop the rubber band on the latch on one side, then on the other. He was such a sneaky little boy.

    ***

    Izzy is being naughty, even though he is in fact trying to be good. Papa won't be pleased.

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    Stede Bonnet is an alcoholic divorcee who owns a middling bakery during the inbetween moments of him trying to justify his own existence - That's if his upper-class community is to be believed.

    Blackbeard is a renowned celebrity chef with an unknown past, complete terror of the restaurant world, recipient of both the James Beard Award and several DUI's, and has a good looking dick - That's if the general public is to be believed.

    Edward Teach doesn't exist anymore - That isn't questioned.
    “You really don’t know who I am?”

    Stede hurriedly straightened. How many times would he offend this man? He felt as if he were attempting to navigate a minefield in a blind gavotte.

    “I don't know if you go around crashing into many fire hydrants, but no, I certainly do not know you, please forgive me the transgression.” He attempted to keep his tone even. “I’m not really from this town.” Stede’s gaze briefly flickered down. The stranger’s hand was no longer clenched.

    “Neither am I.” It was said in a tone of resignation, almost as if - Oh, and wasn’t Stede Bonnet just projecting here - Almost as if the stranger didn’t quite know where he belonged.

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    Stede was hardly expecting the innkeeper business to last long. Ed had told him all those months ago that he wasn't built for sitting idle and there was nothing quite so idle as situating oneself in a tiny box on the hillside without a whiff of adventure or danger in sight. Or smell, to be more accurate. There were a lot of other smells to be had at the inn, but definitely not that of adventure.

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    In hindsight, thought Ed, maybe it was kind of dumb of him to assume that all their issues would vanish once they put piracy behind them.

    Or, Ed and Stede learn to communicate, and help each other heal along the way.

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    Chapters:
    4/8
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    90
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    29
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    1,153
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    "It's just him and his pistol, and the stray ray of sunlight telling him that he can turn things around.
    And he does."

    or: after the Kraken nearly kills him, Izzy realises it's time to move on

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    7
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    349
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    ((Post S1, mainly takes place in S2. This is going to be a what-if fic because as much as I love how it ended, I'm still fucking mad- also, while it is a what-if, I'm adding an oc into for reasons unbeknownst to myself.))

    When tension rises after the reappearance of Edward Teach and the lack of Stede Bonnet, Izzy Hands has been taking the brunt of Blackbeard's wrath. However, things take a turn, most likely for the worst, when Izzy meets a man who he'd rather kill than spend another minute thinking about this absolutely mental bastard. He already has to deal with one emotionally volatile man as is.

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    Ed is having a sad day but is friends and family are there to help him through it with a whole lot of softness and love.

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    1/1
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    317
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    Izzy hasn't had a good nights sleep since Ed took his first toe. He's plagued by nightmares that blend with reality and he's unsure if it will ever get better.
    Stede isn't sure about Izzy but it finally sinks in that the man is hurting as much as Stede and Ed are.

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    Come back to me! the voice says. Gentle, choked up, like he cares. But it’s all backwards.
    You’re the one who left, Ed wants to say. You’re not here, there’s nothing for me to come back to.
    But the voice is so insistent, and he feels fingers brushing his, and when he finally can’t resist the temptation and opens his eyes…
    Stede is there. Stede is there!
    Ed doesn’t know how, and he is still not sure this is real, but he grips the hand in his with all the little strength he has. He tries to say something, but his voice isn’t obeying him. All he manages is an incoherent whine. It doesn’t matter, though, because Stede doesn’t disappear, not even when Ed is forced to blink.
    It’s real, Ed realises with utter shock. It’s real. He’s back, and Stede’s back, but…
    God, there are no words for the absolute mess Ed has made! Stede is going to hate him!

    OR
    Ed comes back from the gravy basket and actually makes amends. Featuring dogs, tattoos, moonlight kisses and swimming lessons, among other things.
    OR
    The writers wrote what the writers wrote, but I was really not a fan of how the aftermath of the Kraken Era was handled so I wrote my own and then made it absurdly sweet.

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    20/20
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    104
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    16
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    2,245
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    Raise your motherfucking glasses for the crew you find when your life is falling apart.

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    448
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    In which Stede finds out some of what happens while he was gone, discovers that Ed didn't just "happen upon" him being gut-stabbed, and tries to reconcile some contradictory stories with the truth of what happened.

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    750
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    "He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."

    Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.

    That makes things a bit more difficult.

    OR

    Izzy is autistic. because he is.

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    25,369
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    157
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    228
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    3,076

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