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    You may know Lee Ping as the tenth grader responsible for pulling the biggest prank in high school history and getting a years worth of detention for it. What you may not know is that every day he had to break the rules to prove he didn’t break any rules. While sneaking around his high school, Lee uncovered the mother of all conspiracies, which included brainwashing phones, an ancient race of lizard people, and one particularly weird stink ninja. But just when things were starting to get good, Lee and his family went missing.

    That was all five years ago.

    Lee’s friends were forced to return to normal tenth grade life, where the biggest conspiracy they had to worry about was what the cafeteria lady was putting in the mystery meat. They moved on. They graduated, went to college, got jobs and apartments and bills to worry about. Lee Ping was gone. Not forgotten, but certainly not considered as often anymore.

    Until the morning he showed up on Jenny’s doorstep.

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    Lee Ping gets Date to wear a sailor moon costume otherwise his crush will be revealed to the whole school but lucky for Lee he got out Scott free or that's what he thought

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    After a shooting in Bayville 10 people move to Malcom, Ontario to live with their cousins

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    1/?
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    Lee wakes up with a fever and hides it from his family when everyone else is sick

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    1/1
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    Danny and Wes end up tumbling through the ghost zone, ending up floating through a natural portal in the process. It closes before they can get through, so they end up at A. Nigma high, naturally drifting towards a school as students. They concoct a stupid story about being transfer students until they can figure out the best way to get back to Amity Park.

    Lee can't help but notice how one of the new students seems just a bit... off. Pardon him if he falls for Wes' stupidity a bit too quickly.

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    1/?
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    When a new student transfers to A.Nigma High in the middle of the school year, after everything that's happened, Lee can't help but be suspicious.

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    2/?
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    This show does not have enough attention, so I'm giving it mine. Basically, post series (what we got), Biffy finds out Lee is trans, and subsequently comes out as nonbinary.

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    1/?
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    Ever since the Loud family moved in next door 10 years ago, Lee's life has never had a dull moment thanks to them. Little are they aware of the hidden forces fighting for control of their fates as a certain Prank turns their lives upside down. Expect crossover pairings and bizarre ideas (Lee/Luna/Harem).

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    12
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    4
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    Biffy has had feelings for Lee almost as long as they’ve known each other. Lee is both not interested, and Biffy’s best friend.

    And that's okay.

    Right?

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    Chapters:
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    He was different. He'd always been different. It was one of the reasons why he was outcasted.

    He just never bothered to look past his weird dreams, sharp teeth, and strange emotions connected to A. Nigma High until now.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Lee thought he finally got his life back to normal but now it seems he's still facing something evil and it may not even be some big evil organization this time around but is old school Korean mom, getting kicked out after a small fight went nuclear after she found some risqué magazine underneath his bed, his father was out of town at the time , lee was temporarily homeless for a bit till his dad got home to hopfully smooth things over for him, so why not do something a little bit bad, he had no mom or dad to tell him what to do for little bit , after a horrible argument like that , for being kicked out of your house for something you cannot control Lee ping found a euphoric happiness where he was free to do whatever he wanted no one could stop him he felt powerful maybe he could be abit rebellious why not

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    Welcome to the 12 Days of BiffyLee. Expect twelve various oneshots revolving around a winter/holiday theme leading up to December 24. Oneshots will range from 500-1000 words.
    Chapter 1: Studying/Mistletoe
    Chapter 2: Decorating
    Chapter 3: Morning routine
    Chapter 4: Snowman
    Chapter 5: Hot chocolate
    Chapter 6: Santa pictures
    Chapter 7: Holiday movies
    Chapter 8: Holiday cards
    Chapter 9: Baking cookies
    Chapter 10: Sick day
    Chapter 11: Cuddling
    Chapter 12: Opening presents

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    I just finished watching Detentionarie! And WOW I LOVE IT! But I don't know if you notice it that Serpent aka Li Ping and Karai aka Hamato Miwa of TMNT 2012, have the same freaking story! Plus personality, and situation. So I just thought "OMG they need to meet each other!", and now we are here, the turtles just arrive to earth from space and their sister is missing, and Lee Ping jus saved A.nigma and his family. What will happen? How will their families react? Will the world be safe? Will there be more crossovers???? Let's find out...

    You would think that after saving the world of a secret organization directed by an alien reptilian you would at least be free from detention.
    But that wasn't the case for Lee Ping, quite the opposite actually, after discovering so many secrets he is in danger for

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    Thirty prompts and thirty ficlets, seven of which were written by Aiskuriimuneko and the remaining written by SteveAtwater.

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    What do you do when somebody near and dear to you is kidnapped? Call the cops? Summon the help of a demon? Pray for them to be returned? All of the above?

    Heck no. You go out and get them yourself. ESPECIALLY if the kidnapper is intentionally leaving you a trail to follow.

    Written as a gift for Dm4487, who came up with the idea.

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    "We the Jury have reached our verdict... You, Lee Ping, are guilty of 200 and counting homicides, severe property damage of a U.S. Army Base, and several accounts of injury. Normally, this would be an out right sentence to life in prison... But you pled guilty so now your time has been cut to 50 years. No getting off for good behavior either."

    Lee hangs his head, ears drooping and tail wrapping tightly around himself, as the one clear thought runs through his mind, tears springing up from the injustice.

     

    But I didn't do it.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    "Why the heck is this guy so obsessed over my Date squares?"

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    1/?
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    When Lee Ping walks into Detention Biffy was expecting regular Lee Ping, spy and vent crawler extrordinar, ready to take on the world to prove his innocence... But his eyes are immediately drawn to the yellow feathered monstrosity sitting on the extremely red faced Lee Ping.

    "Wha-Why-You- Don't tell me you came to school wearing THAT on your head." Biffy chokes out, gasping for breath. THAT had nearly killed him with hilarious surprise.

    Lee bit his lip and pulled the flock of canaries down, stretching the fabric holding IT together with superglue.

    "Ju-just shut up, you're the pot calling the kettle black, I never said anything about your beanies." Lee stutters, something about Lee's eyes are strange but Biffy chalks it up to the piss poor lighting.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Summary: Biffy commits social suicide. And Lee does, too.

    Author's Note: Story has nothing in common with the song from where I stole the title.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    108
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    7
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    1088
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    Ever since her previous co-host left, Tina Kwee has been forced to work with an annoying jerk. All she needs to do is get him fired with the help of the snarky board operator. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    726
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    194

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