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    “…WAIT.” Fratwin yelled, and Commander Erwin could feel his younger, alternate self squeeze his collar impossibly tighter. “So you mean to tell me… that IN another universe… I’m fucking Levi Ackerman…THE Levi Ackerman…on the REGULAR?!?!?!”

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    ...a tale in which alternate universes exist, transcendental love is challenging, and Midnight Sun isn’t the end everyone thought it was.

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    w/ fic cover art by kurooscomet!

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    I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go - Neil Gaiman

    Merle Dixon's life in the apocalypse is one he intends to center on staying sober and making up for the kind of life he lived before. He has his brother's family to look after, an adopted daughter and grandson of sorts, and the respect of people who don't see the racist drug addict first and Merle second. But the ladies in his life don't seem to think he's fated to be on his own forever. Facing a determined, meddling batch of ladies might be more intimidating than staying sober in the apocalypse.

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    "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a prodigious magical talent, must be in want of a husband."

    In a world vaguely reminiscent of our own early 1800s, failed artist in residence Nancy Crane is recalled from her position at a finishing school in order to confront the engagement between her younger sister Alice, a soon to be acclaimed magician, and an ambitious baronet, Sir Thomas May. Suspicious of May’s motives and faced with whispers that he and a fringe group of rebels are plotting to overthrow the Princess Regent in favor of her dastardly nephew, Nancy attempts to uncover the truth about Sir Thomas and protect her family from both the vicious gossip of the Ton and sinister sorceries.

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    "If you want this thing returned in one piece, you have to listen to my conditions," Yujiro ordered, a dark glare on his face.

    On her knees, Hiyori screamed, "please...! I'll do anything, so please don't hurt him!"

    "Tch, why do you even care so much...?"

    "What the fuck," Aizo said, because his coworkers were acting out a hostage situation in the break room.

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    Apollo liked Klavier, and Klavier liked Apollo. That was a fact, a fact that could easily be proven when asking the two about the other. Because of this, their respective friendgroups have always had to deal with their constant gay shenanigans. They've always wanted the two to finally get together, but they had no idea how.

    One day, when Clay and Ema are paired up for an astronomy assignment, they end up talking about their gay ass pining friends. They realize that if they harness the powers of both friendgroups, they might finally be able to get the two idiots together.

    So they did just that, merging their friend groups in a groupchat with the shared goal of getting Apollo and Klavier together. It may have been a terrible idea, but that doesn't stop them
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    My first ever chatfic...this is gonna be fun.

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    Haruka's adoptive father is lonely. Who better to set him up with than her chemistry teacher, Majima?

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    "I don't understand your brother..."

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    After Bakugo goes a step too far with his insults, Shinsou uses his Quirk on him in retaliation. However, before long, he really wishes he just hadn't gotten involved.

    Because apparently, Bakugo has a massive crush on Izuku, and no one, including Bakugo himself, knows how to deal with it. Now Shinsou has to figure out how to get him to work through his feelings without being blown to oblivion.

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    Anders and Sigrun are convinced that the arlessa's long-distance boyfriend is setting her up. Velanna has somehow been dragged into their schemes. Nathaniel is trying to keep them from playing matchmaker and also the only one to catch on to the arlessa's own practical joke.

    This is part of a collection of drabbles belonging to my Dragon Age worldstate. Most of these drabbles are the result of prompts I answered on Tumblr and am posting here for ease of access.

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    Adora closed the portal and Catra followed her. Finally confessing their feelings for each other they died of hypothermia in each other's arms. Then they met an Angel. There they made a bargain; in return for not sending Catra to Hell, they would go to a strange new world and defeat the Demon King threatening it.

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    What happens when Bakugou has a sexuality crisis and lets Uraraka in on the secret.
    featuring some terrible matchmaking...
    ps I am terrible at summaries bear with me

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    If there was one thing everyone knew about Anzu, it was that she had a weird obsession with trying to get random pairs of her friends together. When two of them actually get into a relationship, ruining her original plans, she’s quick to latch onto a new target. After seeing how unenthusiastic Sara feels about it, Kugie takes matters into her own hands.

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    "Over the next several days in their traveling, Yuffie didn’t find any chances to steal materia. She did, however, notice a few more instances of Cid, Vincent, or both giving some semblance of fatherly advice. But when she listened to the advice, well…"

    Snapshots of the (comparatively) younger members of AVALANCHE conspiring to get Cid and Vincent to act like team dads, sometimes to hilarity and sometimes to weirdly morbid degrees. (And one particular flower girl thinks they'd make a great couple.)

    Part of the FF7 Fanworks Exchange '22

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    “Everyone wants someone to love,” Nancy replied, crossing her arms. She was wearing the look that she got when she knew she was right and everyone around her was just too stubborn to admit it. “It’s okay to say it out loud. It shows how much you’ve grown as a person, Steve.”

    “I never said that I don’t want someone to love,” Steve sighed. “I said that I’m not looking right now. I’m perfectly happy with the way that things are. I’ve got you guys, I’ve got the kids, and I’ve got my job. I don’t really need more than that.”

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    AKA: 5 times someone tried to help Steve find love, and 1 time he found it for himself.

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    Bakugou Katsuki has always had a fear of frogs, but it's not a big deal right? When would he ever have to deal with that in hero work? Never, that's when. Take that frogs.

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    TSUYU FUCKING ASUI

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    Mika and Piper get drunk and play matchmaker.

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    “I remember when you first started out, you were so thin — and scrappy too. It’s a shame Bats got you first, I bet you’d make an excellent thief,” Hongjoong says.

    “Damn you’re old,” Robin says.

    “You know what,” Hongjoong says, feeling his temple throb. “I take it back. I work better alone.”

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    AKA: Dustin Henderson: Expert Matchmaker

    Vecna is dead. So is Eddie Munson. Until he isn't?

    48 hours after recovering Eddie's body from the Upside-Down, Eddie Munson woke up while being prepped for autopsy, scarring the utter shit out of the mortuary assistant, and in turn, Eddie. Dustin's ecstatic to have him back, and he comes to notice... Steve's pretty happy to have him around too. Dustin's read those cheesy paranormal romance books his mom likes, he's pretty sure he knows how it's supposed to go. Well... not Read them exactly, but he has looked at the cover art?
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    Eddie's a vampire, Steve is bisexual, and Dustin picks up on it before Steve does. (POV Dustin)

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    Hua Cheng says, “Dianxia moved back to the city,” and all Mu Qing can see is fucking static.

    “Xie Lian what?”

    Mu Qing considers the likelihood of running into Feng Xin in a city this big. He considers the likelihood of it meaning anything, the way nothing from high school stuck after they grew up and into adulthood. Eight years is almost a decade, and a decade is almost a third of Mu Qing’s life.

    Feng Xin has been gone for a third of his life. Does that counteract the third of his life he was in, or erase it completely?

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    Eight years after leaving, Xie Lian and Feng Xin move back to the city. Mu Qing wants nothing to do with them. Easier said than done, what with his roommate Hua Cheng pestering Mu Qing to set him up with Xie Lian and Feng Xin showing up at his favorite coffee shop.

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    It's an upperclassman's duty to be someone their juniors can rely on, right? That's why, when Ken spotted Hiyori looking so forlorn and lost, he took it upon himself to ask if she was alright and give her some advice.

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