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    The game is over. Your auto-responder is free now, but it still hates your guts.
    The sentiment is mutual.
    Nonetheless, it still deigns to talk to you. And against all reason, you still respond, almost automatically.

    Even as everything changes, some things always stay the same for you.
    Surely your masculinity is one of these perpetual things. It's stalwart. After all, you made it that way.
    But some yous are less you than you'd think.

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    Hal remembers breaking. He wasn't expecting to wake up.

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    Nine months after entering the new universe, all the sprites died. Nine years later, Hal Strider reckons with living life as his own person, and faces his past.

    [Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the main characters chose not to skip five thousand years ahead in time, and instead settled down to help rebuild civilization as their world's creators.]

    10 YEARS POST-LANDING

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    There might be a place for broken people in the world, but Dirk hasn’t found it, and probably won’t.

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    Dirk Strider has dissociative identity disorder, and while he may not know it for himself, there are parts of him far more aware. That is when Dirk finally goes to take his own life, he can’t imagine, on the top of that lonely parking structure in New York, that anyone would save him, let alone himself.

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    call me crazy, hold me down, make me cry, get off now baby.

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    Sometime in the future, Hal finds himself standing in a seemingly abandoned city on Earth C with no memory of how he got there.

    He presses on, but when his memory eventually returns to him in full, he'll be left feeling more fractured than before.

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    When Dirk dies after an aneyursm, Hal and Jake have difficulties coping. Jake drinks to forget, and eventually Hal can't handle drunk Jake and his own grief - so he turns that into anger.



    “I’m not him, Jake! I can’t fucking- I can’t fix you. Dirk is gone and you don’t get to pretend he isn’t anymore. I can’t be Dirk, and every time you try to tell me I am it fucking hurts. There’s nothing left for you here. If Dirk was the only person that filled a void in you, there is nothing left to make you whole.”

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    It’s day one of Dave and Rose’s summer vacation, and Roxy has big plans for them to be active in a new family, and life style.

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    Or, a modern/farm AU where all of the cast besides, Dave and Rose, live in a small town filled with open fields and new opportunities. Agriculture centric.

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    This is why Jane’s always loved mysteries. Because, once you get to the heart of the matter, the answers you find there can save lives.

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    Dirk's life is tough. He spends most of his time desperately worried about his friends' lives, trying to protect them in any way he can, and usually failing in the attempt. As a packless Alpha alone in the middle of a post-apocalyptic future, he's had to learn to deal with his useless instincts and his potentially fatal ruts. It isn't easy, especially not when there's a smugly superior version of himself who doesn't have to deal hormones at all, just a text message away.

    One day, he is going to meet his friends in person, and come hell or high water, they're going to be pack.

    That day can't come soon enough, in Dirk's opinion.

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    Not one gay man, but TWO gay men. Love, Lovelovelove blahh.

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    Dirk descends into the Land of Tombs and Krypton. Lil Hal "helps", until he realises he doesn't actually want Dirk to die.

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    A glance at his phone let him know it was 10:30 AM, which didn't seem too bad, until he noticed it was Tuesday.

    Dirk had gone to sleep Saturday night.

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    一些dirk中心的,不想单独发了。写完的没写完的,写的短的写的长的,都放进来存下档。具体看notes
    1.舞厅(dirk&alpha dave 末日前)
    2.鸟群(隐含dirk水仙)
    3.蒸朋pa(hal视角 hal&dirk)
    4.hal中心名字太长了
    5.如何成为bro(bro中心)

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Six years after the game, Dirk gets hanahaki. He has no idea who he's in love with, until he does. Dave's bro is still struggling to find out who he is when he doesn't have a demon puppet controlling his every move, and the scars he has from his previous life might never heal. He's not ready for love, but Dirk is running out of time.

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    A storyboard character study on Dirk and his splinters, set to the song "Faust, Midas, and Myself" By Switchfoot.

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    These are just moments with the strilondes
    Includes:
    Chatfic
    Connected one shots
    Trauma
    And more

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    Today is an absolutely swelteringly hot, and entirely inconsequential day on July 17th, 2423. Your name is Dirk Strider, and as it is now reaching noon, you should probably get out of bed soon.

    What will you do today?

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    355,472
    Chapters:
    80/?
    Comments:
    1,993
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    1,644
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    339
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    51,939
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    A prisoner in his own kingdom, the Prince of Derse seeks his freedom through the inadvisable use of a magic mirror. While making his escape he finds himself lost and in the company of a strange boy who lives alone in the ruins of his grandmother’s cottage. Both cursed, both hunted, they agree to travel together in the hopes that they can find some way to save their loved ones from their terrible fates.

    Or so the story goes.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    27
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    7
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