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    Three months before the divorce, Stede, the owner of a three years old cafè called "The Revenge", reserved a table for him and Mary at "Blackbeard's Bar and Grill", the most famous restaurant in their city. After Mary asks for divorce, Stede is forced to go alone.

    Stede and Ed's friendship blooms into love through text messages, a very special souffle, and rediscovering their love for the kitchen through each other.

    Or: I put so many metaphors and love into a cafè and a restaurant.

    Updates every Tuesday!

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    6/18
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    78
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    64
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    Stede Bonnet has landed his first official zoo job as the latest reptile house keeper at the Revenge Zoo. Recently graduated after a divorce and a midlife crisis, Stede is ready to finally pursue his life’s passion in animals. But after seeing the IC keeper, he’s questioning if he might find another passion at this new job of his…
    Ed Teach has been at the Interpretive Center for two decades now, doing the same show every day with the same script, and showing off the same animals (not that he holds anything against them). He’s in desperate of a change. He thinks he might find it with the cute new keeper that works next door…

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    41/?
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    183
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    269
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    50
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    4843
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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    60,130
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    106/?
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    2224
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    2939
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    863
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    72535
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    Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach meet playing pirates on a beach. Their friendship ends abruptly when Stede is forced to move away - but when two souls are destined to be together, the universe has its ways of making them collide, again and again, until they're ready.

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    10,511
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
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    5
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    84
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    The first time it happens, Ed doesn’t say anything. It’s a normal day. Boring. Maybe he has a hangover, maybe it’s time to stop getting black-out drunk the night before work. But it’s been a while since he’s gotten into trouble for it. He doesn’t have as much to be angry about these days, not anymore. Depressed? Possibly. Feeling like he’s wasted his life? Oh, absolutely, that’s just a fact. He’s 45 years old and working in a dingy, dusty strip mall, living vicariously (at the moment) through a man in a $3000 bespoke suit taking a sledgehammer to a microwave.

    PROMPT:
    "modern au where Ed is the owner of the rage room and one day Stede comes in after a very stressful day at work, pays 40 minutes for the room, breaks things for 20 minutes and then cries for another 20 minutes" @EDWARDSSTEACH on Twitter

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    30/30
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    6
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    384
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    474
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    107
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    8395
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    After the Revenge is finally careened well enough to be back on the water, the crew celebrates. Izzy finds the real merrymaking lies in watching Stede and Edward.

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    1/1
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    2
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    94
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    9
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    417
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    When his wife asks him for a divorce, Stede doesn't know what to do with all the free time he suddenly has. She suggests he take up a new hobby and glass blowing has been an interest of his for while. So Stede decides to take a class at Blackbeard's Glass Shop, and it changes the trajectory of his life in more ways than one.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    166
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    101
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    17
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    1926
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    Retired from his old life as famed musician Blackbeard, Edward Teach finds love in the most unlikely place: recently divorced and recently out of the closet cafe owner Stede Bonnet.

    Plagued by struggles with gender expression and sexuality, Stede finds comfort in Edward Teach and Edward's new band The Kraken. Through music and mutual understanding, Stede and Ed guide each other through the difficult path of finding themselves as two middle-aged queer people.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    4
    Hits:
    194
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    Stede’s a viscount who needs more to life. Ed’s the best knight of the century who needs something new. In theory they’re polar opposites, but no one else has ever made either of them feel like this.

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    19/?
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    25
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    4
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    1045
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    My fic for OFMD Kinktober 2022!

    Stede Bonnet is fresh out of the closet and ready to try everything he's denied himself his entire life. When he hires one of the best professional Doms in the business, he has no idea what to expect other than what he's seen on dodgy websites. What he gets is something so much better.

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    53,167
    Chapters:
    12/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    466
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    526
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    125
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    Stede returns to the Revenge on a grey November afternoon, and he and Edward spend the next few months finding each other once again.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1675
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    They're talking in Stede's cabin and accidental love confessions ensue :)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    283
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    Ed's dreams are always strange these days.

    This one is in a lovely flower garden. There's a trellis of all sorts of flowers arching over him, like a floral shield protecting him from the cruelties of the world. In his hand is a lovely little tea cup. He takes a sip from it, and the tea is just right.

    And if he lifts his head, just a bit, his attention drawn from the tea cup, he sees… A man. Just a normal man. With a smile warm like the sun, and golden hair that shines like a halo in the spring sunshine.


    A fantasy au, featuring Stede as a literal angel and Ed practicing ill advised magical practices.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    34/36
    Comments:
    292
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4441
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    Stede Bonnet, while aware of the activities on his ship, has never really attempted them himself.

    After hearing the crew discuss it, a whole new world of possibilities opens up to him. Even more so once a certain pirate captain spends some time aboard.
    ~~~~~
    For Ky and Morg, who wanted more masturbation and first time fics <3

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1096
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    'Hi, I'm Stede and I'm giving this crafting thing a go! Come see my stall at the East Pier Craft fair every second Sunday!'

    Stede Bonnet, an amateur glass artist, moves to the seaside town of East Pier and joins the fortnightly craft fair there. Edward Teach, a successful ceramicist going through an artistic crisis, ends up manning Blackbeard Pottery Studios' stall.

    Social media AU I'm crossposting from my twitter (@doctor_moth, come say hi). Tags to be updated as I go and any CW to be added at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,031
    Chapters:
    219/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2217
    Kudos:
    749
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    21434
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    Stede and Ed become best friends in middle school in 1989, and over the years, they fall in love.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    238
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    When the entire year gets really into Pokémon, Stede Bonnet experiences something akin to friendship for the first time. It doesn't last. 37 years later, he gets his revenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,875
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    84
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    When Stede and Izzy end up in the same study abroad program, it’s hate at first sight - or is it?
    Five times their lives intersect against their will and one time they might actually be willing.

    Language:
    English
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    6,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    327
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    They eat well, and are a very pretty diſh;

     

    or,

    Stede finds a very special old recipe, and decides to do something special for Ed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    221
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    When shark conservationist Dr. Ed Teach meets recent divorcee Stede Bonnet on the Gold Coast, Australia, they both take an immediate interest in one another; Stede fascinated by Ed’s work, and Ed simply fascinated by Stede. Together they help one another discover what it is to be truly passionate about something, and possibly even someone…

    Modern AU with shark conservationist Ed (cross-posted from Twitter)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,019
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1115

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