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    A collection of incorrect quotes from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ and https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

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    The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?

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    Skákání napříč realitami přivádí Arnolda Rimmera na práh jeho rodinného domu, kde dostane možnost fatálně změnit život jednomu ze svých dětství.

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    A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.

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    K čemu všemu se dá použít teploměr? Kam vlastně mizí veškeré splašky? Dokázal by Kryton ve svých útrobách uvařit pivo? A proč má Kocour pokaždé tak rozedrané trenýrky? Kluci z Trpaslíka zažívají mezi vším tím bojováním s nereálnem, černými dírami či únikem před geneticky upraveným životem hlavně všední, věčnou, stálou a všudypřítomnou nudu.
    A bojují s ní různými způsoby.
    Rimmer přijde s řešením hodným správného vesmírného skauta. Kvarky, škvarky, bim, bam, bum!

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    There was a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.

    The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.

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    Exploring a derelict craft, Lister comes across a rather interesting looking virtual reality game, which turns out to be not quite what it seems.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

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    Lister se jen snažil věnovat Rimmerovi vzpomínky na svou bývalou přítelkyni. Dát Rimmerovi všechny svoje vzpomínky? To byla vážně chyba.

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    There's been a silent yet palpable shift in the dynamic between Dave and Arlene following the light bee incident, but neither seem to be exactly certain of how to move forward.

    Meanwhile, a dimensional rift abruptly brings the crew some unexpected guests with very familiar faces.

    [a continuation of Databent]

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    Zřejmě nestačí být poslán do vězení. Ach, ne. Rimmer očividně musí sdílet celu s osobou, která nemíní sklapnout o tom, že on není ten pravý Rimmer.

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    A severe viral infection means Rimmer’s vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    Arnold was not having the best 95 hours of his life. Not in the slightest.

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    When Red Dwarf is almost eaten alive by a corrosive micro-organism, it's up to the universe's favourite hero to save the day... and then things get emotional and complicated.

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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    Lister makes an indecent deal with Low Rimmer for the copy of the triplicator on his ship, and Rimmer cannot even begin to comprehend this.

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    “Kryten,” he said, voice slow and deliberate, “why is there a monster made of ramen noodles trying to eat us?”

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    Lister is pregnant. Rimmer is annoyed by how much he likes that.

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    The boys happen upon a planet with a breathable atmosphere. So, what’s the catch? Set between Legion and Back to Earth.

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    On a supply run to a no longer inhabited moon, Lister contracts a disease that only affects those suffering from unrequited love. He claims he doesn't have feelings for anyone, but he is faced with a choice: honesty or death.

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