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    “I never thought I’d be a sorcerer,” he remarks dryly, “much less a kabbalist. That doesn’t mean I don’t know about golems.”

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    a study in static man, and the humanity of the inhuman. in other words; how does an invincible entity of static and teeth navigate the ins-and-outs of living with, and falling in love with, an extremely powerful sorcerer- who is also his best friend?

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    “Love you bro,” Chris says, tears in her eyes as she squeezes her brother close.

    “Love you sis, ” Nicholas manages to squeak out, doing everything he can to hold back further tears. He pulls back to see Chris as she begins to disappear from his grasp, fading into her new life.

    It’s the happiest he’d ever seen her.

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    Two sorcerers navigate the intricacies of newfound power with the help of their nonhuman companions.

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    Nicholas and Arthur go on a little mountain trek for a ritual. They're dating. It's a date.

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    I was waiting for you, my darling. And for your curiosity and for your sins you were brought to me…to Him. But I implore you, sweet Melody, have no fear. You were meant to be my companion. We are sisters, after all, and in His service we shall together be consumed, forever.

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    Some thoughts about what Michael Waters gave his son.

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    Equipped with a new flesh body, Arthur is ready to jump back into the dating world and can't quite stand the idea of Nicholas being home alone all day. Might make you try and strangle your screen in frustration.

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    Static Smut. Two terrible people being terrible and getting everything they ever wanted.

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    In which Static Man resists Nicholas' attempt at a casual conversation about names and tries his best to avoid uneathing deep truths about himself.

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    “Well yeah, dude, that’s all I fuckin’ want. With all the freaky situations we’ve gone through, I’ve—” had enough, he was going to say, but it sticks in the static where his throat should be, buzzing all wrong.

    He’s never going to be done with all of this, not until he’s nothing more than a ghost story they tell to baby cultists. It’s one of the incredibly few things they’ve got in common: the endless, obsessive pull to what Nicholas calls “the esoteric arts” and Static Man calls “weird shit.”

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    “An organism is made up of three desires intertwined, sex, and death, and consumption. Sex, and death. And consumption. And this season I really don’t think they showed their base biological urges. I mean they were removed from their own physical reality, the meat that controls everything we do, a twitching mass that plots us all, the trickster biology that makes us think we have free will, that there is something we might recognize as good.”

    Or Nicholas and Static Man have a discussion about the "base, biological urges".

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    Chad is shorter than she expected, and she’s taller than he clearly thought, so there’s an awkward pause at the doorway as she looks over his head and he looks down at her chin, his brow twitching slightly as they mentally adjust to being the same height. He’s wearing a trench coat, which he unbuttons but does not take off, and his clothes underneath are fitted and dark, bland yet expensive. Alexa has been wearing the same pajamas for three days now, and there’s an eviction notice stapled to her door. His palm is cool and dry in hers as they shake hands, his grip too firm. “It’s good to meet you,” Chad says. “Lovely place you have.” He glances around as she leads him into the living room at his gesture, his eyes landing on the dishes piled in the sink, the withered flowers on the counter, the blanket and pillow she has on the couch, crumpled from her sleeping there. The bed has become too large for just herself to fall asleep in.
    “Thank you,” she says, and wonders if she could actually kill him.
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    Alexa, in the time between Melody's disappearance and their reunion.

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    They stuff Static Man back in his elusive body, but the mess they made follows them around. Very self-indulgent, so be prepared for that.

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    "So, uh, how do we do this?"

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    I am emotionally attached to them so have this

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    Dan asks to touch Mitch's face.

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    “You’re going to want to see this,” Lou says.

    --

    or: a conversation under the stars of a very different world.

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    Lou and Mitch discuss Lou's latest find from a location search- a mysterious instrument.

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    dave strider takes you on a tour of a weird ass museum

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    4
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    9
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