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    Jedi Master and Councillor Mace Windu attends a diplomatic mission on the planet Serenno, in the Outer-Rim, easy enough mission, should be going back to his respective home in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant quickly.

    Or he was supposed to.

    Fate happens to want him to land on Tatooine when he's out of fuel for his ship, after he sends a massage to the Jedi back on the Temple to come for him, he feels a tug through the Force on the dreadful planet...

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    5 times Obi-Wan takes care of Anakin and Ahsoka and the 1 time they take care of him.

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    Jango is a MMA fighter and single dad trying to raise his three sons Cody, Rex, and Boba. His life accidentally becomes intertwined with the gentle and lovely children's librarian Obi Wan through his sons, only to learn there is a lot more to Obi Wan than meets the eye. Families grow bigger and come together as the two men find everything they never thought they'd have in each other.

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    When Anakin finds out that Palpatine is the Sith Lord, the Force basically shoves him out of Coruscant. He ends up crash-landing, or as Obi-Wan would say, he ends up with “another happy landing”. It just so happens that he crashed on Earth. Specifically Earth-616, during the events of Age of Ultron.

    Get ready for some surprises when Anakin meets Fury, and his merry band of heroes.

    Leave it to it being Mace Windu who has a doppelgänger!

    This is purely self-indulgence. I feel so frustrated when Anakin doesn’t use his full potential in Force powers and stuff. My man literally brought two Force gods to their knees!!! In this, he is basically done with the Jedi order, hanging to the light side with everything he has, and not worried about what anyone thinks of him. This is full Chosen One powered Anakin, the literal baby Jesus of Star Wars.

    In good Anakin fashion he just wants to help… but the Avengers don’t know what they get into by accepting.

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    Din has been king of Mandalore for many years but knows war is on the horizon for his people if he is not careful. In a desperate move, he agrees to an attempt at a shaky truce and was to marry an Imp chosen by the Emperor himself. Sensing an opportunity, he and a mysterious group plot to kill the Emperor so Mandalore can take the power that's alluded it for so long.

    They were expecting most anything as an obstacle to their plan…except for Luke.

    Luke who has constant memories of agony and loneliness; of Master with his yellowed-eyes and crooked teeth and his smile that cuts skin as he purred out toxic words of “monster” into every waking moment of Luke’s life. Luke with his heart on his sleeve and a past shrouded in mystery that may give more opportunity, and trouble, to Din's plan than he originally bargained for.

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    Obi-Wan is grieving, Anakin is scared, and Obi-Wan's friends just want to be there for him.

    Count Dooku meets with Obi-Wan after he hands in his resignation from the Order.

    Somehow, Obi-Wan earns a family.

    The Council makes different decisions, it changes everything and nothing.

     

    Or;

    Everyone gets therapy. Get in bitch, we're going to heal and fix everything.

    Also, Dooku comes and adopts the two traumatised grandchildren he accidentally got himself, but oh well, he's not complaining.

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    Anakin is mad. After all, Tarkin's trying to get Ahsoka convicted for bombing the Temple, and doesn't he hate Jedi anyway? But this time, he's going to the man who (he thinks) Tarkin is dating. Who happens to be a friend.

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    “Anakin. If you want me to teach you the nuances of force suggestion, you ought to display a bit more maturity. This is not to be taken lightly.”

    Anakin pursed his lips. “I’m mature enough! Why don’t you trust me?” It came out as a whine, which Anakin realized didn’t do much for portraying the image of a mature and responsible Jedi. He sat up straighter and put a serious look on his face. “I can handle it. I know I can. Give me a chance, please, Master.”

    (in which Anakin discovers submissive tendencies as a result of mind trick shenanigans.)

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    Depuis qu'Obi-Wan est enfant, il entend parfois une voix dans sa tête. Jusqu'à que cette voix soit réelle.

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    “Anakin’s first response to Padme announcing her pregnancy was joy.

    He was going to have a kid! With Padme! A kid that was fifty percent him and fifty percent Padme and one hundred percent a combination of both of their genes! He couldn’t help but immediately wonder what the kid would look like, how the kid would act, who the kid would take after. He imagined a little girl with a lightsaber, then imagined a little boy with a lightsaber. He imagined two kids, for some reason, a boy and a girl, a set of twins, but he was endlessly excited to meet the kid.

    His second response was panic.”

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    The Jedi Council react to a series, sending them on an emotional rollercoaster. This leads to them trying to prevent its occurrence in the future...

    Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala are living an idyllic suburban life in the town of Westview, Theed on the planet of Naboo, trying to conceal their true natures as the Clone Wars continue. As the Sitcom proceeds, the couple suspects that things are not as they seem.

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    I just had a crazy thought. Palpatine isn't the only person we can resurrect. We could resurrect people who actually deserve to live, not just be killed again.

    I know just who to start with.

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    Anakin is in trouble, but he thinks staying exactly where he is in the refectory will buy him a reprieve from his punishment. Surely Obi-Wan wouldn't punish him in front of everyone.

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    Obi-Wan expected to die on the Death Star; he expected to become one with the Force and give guidance to young Luke and all those other pretty things Qui-Gon had said he’d achieve when he died.

    As usual, his old Master must have gotten his wires crossed somewhere, because instead of all that he’s here, alive, some 30 years earlier, trying desperately to undo his mistakes – and making quite a few new ones along the way.

    Obi-Wan aligns himself with the Sith in order to accomplish his new goals and spends the next ten years both protecting his Jedi brethren and plotting their gentle downfall. When a nearly knighted, cocky young Anakin Skywalker falls into his lap, Obi-Wan finds he isn’t quite ready to let go of his padawan-from-another-lifetime so easily.

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    Anakin has a brilliant idea involving fried food, leaping out of speeders, and illicit off-world trip to Mandalore. Quinlan Vos never says no to trouble, and Obi-Wan loves both of them too much. Tholme & Qui-Gon disagree with their methods.

    for spanktember day 23: counting. though as always, I played fast and loose with the prompt rules.

    contains disciplinary spankings of a teenager and two adults

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    Anakin comes up with an explanation to why Mace Windu seems to hate him. After all, hate isn't a very Jedi-like emotion... although neither is jealousy, now that he thinks about it.

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    After the Rako Hardeen, obi-wan thought that thing could go back to normal. But everyone he knew or loved shunned him away. The force couldn't bear seeing it spark be destroyed by those who didn't deserve him. So it sang a song.

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    In which Anakeen gets another tattoo (Obi-Wan is not okay)

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    Lidiar con un alfa no es fácil. Especialmente cuando es tu padawan. Los últimos cien años los omegas se han vuelto una casta escasa, sobre todo los omegas varones, volviéndose aún más valiosos en un mundo plagado de Alfas y Betas. El tráfico de Omegas y su esclavitud ha desestabilizado la sociedad en los años recientes. La orden Jedi se encarga de proteger y aceptar a Omegas dentro de sus filas. Obi-Wan es uno de los pocos Omegas dentro de la orden. Cuando Anakin se presenta como Alfa, lo vuelve todo más difícil.

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    Obi-Wan runs his fingers through his hair, removing the light red strands from his forehead and eyes, only for it to fall back onto his face as soon as he leans down to blow on the cup.

    Force help me. “Thank you, general.” Cody croaks when the other man finally motions for him to take a sip, a certain look on his face that Cody couldn’t quite decipher.

     

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    Obi-Wan makes Cody coffee, dressed down, open and soft. Cody thinks he’s going to die from it.

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