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    Adrien loves to walk through art galleries and museums. Kiyan follows him loyally; his ever-present bodyguard. Adrien has a surprise for his most loyal companion.

    Language:
    English
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    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    3
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    After a traumatic motorcycle accident, Geralt is left with brain damage. Aphasia, the doctors call it, rendering him unable to read, write, and speak, (well, almost).

    Escaping to the city to get away from pitying looks, he meets his across-the-hall neighbor, Jaskier, an eccentric up-and-coming musician who's determined to befriend him despite the barrier in communication.

    Armed with hums, grunts, and 'fucks', will Geralt let the idiot in room 604 break down his walls, or will his past trauma be too much for him to overcome? Read and find out.

    Language:
    English
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    7,562
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    472
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    Crime boss Geralt Rivia got a special present from his new business partner Valdo Marx and he plans to share this gift with everybody he wants.

    Language:
    English
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    14,826
    Chapters:
    10/32
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3781
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    “Would you mind taking the job for me?” Lambert asks of Geralt, saying something about prior engagements with someone - not that it was any of Geralt’s business, and Geralt, being the sap that he is, agrees.

    The simple favour sends Geralt on the trail of a supposed monster preying on virile young men in the last place he’d expect to find anything out of the ordinary: a sad little strip club in a town that fits into a 3 x 3 block area in the middle of nowhere. There’s absolutely nothing of note there, except maybe the live music act, a country singer who seems suspiciously attractive…


    (Basically, what if The Witcher was a modern urban fantasy set in the North American prairies that leans slightly into rom-com vibes.)

    Language:
    English
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    7,937
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    461
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    Geralt Rivii has a past that he's very unwilling to talk about. Between his assignments at 'Redanian Intelligence Agency' as its best P.I. and his relationship with the lovely Yennefer, he tries his very best to never think about his childhood and those who made him what he is.

    The life he's built for himself from nothing is about to come crashing back down around him, however, when Dijkstra sends him out to investigate a string of recent disappearances about Oxenfurt. And what's this about a rocket ship crashing in Nilfgaard and what does it have to do with the newly reopened Irion Foundation?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,053
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    如果Star Trek的角色變成了現代版The Witcher的設定,那麼他們會是怎樣的樣子呢?

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    3,797
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    35
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    Kinktober Day 31: Seduction

    Geralt needs some inspiration for his next recording. He isn’t expecting to run into his favorite listener at the bar.

     

    Day 31 Joke: What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1161
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    Geralt stumbles across a traumatized little girl and can't seem to let her go. This is the definite version of The White Wolf's Pup, I will not be updating the other two.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,301
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    443
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    When Seungcheol, the white wolf of Rivia, faces the consequences of his actions, he finds the one person who still thinks he's decent enough to have around lying on the cold forrest floor with his blood dyeing the snow covered ground. So he does the only thing he can to protect him and pushes him away.

    But this time something changes. This time, when he pushes him away, Jihoon takes hold of his arms and tells him, "No."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1139
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    People say witchers don't have soulmates. Witchers say it too, because they don't - at least, not technically.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    721
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    After Geralt was encouraged by Jaskier to take up a hobby (but before Geralt encourages him to take up playing the lute he's already bought) he brings home his first creation - just a little gift...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    264
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    Aux confins du Monde – Ils combattent Vivants et Morts – Par Magie ou avec une fronde – La bataille perdure encore. Lance à l’Écrivaine un commentaire, Oh Vallée des Enfers.

    Series
    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    2,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    Jaskier comes home with a new treasure and an incomplete but definite plan for what to do with it. (Geralt tries to react like Jaskier would if things were reversed.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    338
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    Geralt's housemate stole his hoodie! (And also, his heart.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    806
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    ‘Our little pup went down for the first time today.’ Eskel says fondly, adding a good spoonful of honey to the pot and giving it a stir. Jaskier stops pulling away from Geralt to look at Eskel, confused.

    Down?

    He doesn’t know what that means.

    Geralt’s hand drops from Jaskier’s cheek and he turns to look at Eskel. ‘Oh yeah?’

    ‘Yeah. You should have seen him, Wolf. He was perfect, playing with his toys.’

    Oh, right. That.

     

     

    Jaskier adjusts to his life as a kidnap victim.

    Series
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    English
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    57,531
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    707
    Kudos:
    1230
    Bookmarks:
    159
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    ‘Thanks for the food, really hit the spot. I do need to get going though.’ Jaskier says, reaching for the door handle. He pulls- and nothing happens.

    Damn it. The car has a childlock.

    ‘Ah, would you mind?’ Jaskier asks hopefully, trying not to let the panic seep into his voice.

    ‘You don’t really want to go back out into the rain do you?’ Geralt asks, a strange look crossing his face that Jaskier doesn’t like.

    ‘Yes, I think I would.’ Jaskier replies lightly, trying the door again, just in case.

    Geralt just hums, the sound sending shivers down Jaskier’s spine for all the wrong reasons. It dawns on Jaskier then, that he’s locked in a car, with a stranger almost twice his size, and he has no idea of the man’s intentions. The window looks solid, and Jaskier doubts he could break it if he tried.

    Fuck, he’s an idiot.

    ‘Geralt, seriously, open the door.’

     

    Witchers can't have children. Geralt improvises.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,115
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    806
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    20707
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    "The rumours about us, they're not entirely unfounded. We still get contracts about monsters, but we also take care of humans and other non-humans now. Things can get rough."

    "Monsters don't always wear monstrous faces, I can only imagine how they react when they realise they can't get away with their malfeasance."

    "Especially when the people stopping them wield two swords."

    "Or three, depending," Jaskier couldn't help but add, warmth quickly blooming on his face. He stole a sip of Geralt's milkshake to give himself some countenance.

    Geralt didn't blink twice and said, deadpan, "Wouldn't you like to know."

    "I—" Jaskier's brain stopped functioning while he processed that Geralt was actually flirting back. He quickly recovered. "I certainly would, but not if you don't want to wield it."

    Geralt smirked. "Give it time and my resolve might... harden."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,132
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2023
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    Cuando Louis y Harry se reencuentran después de mucho tiempo las cosas no son tan fáciles, nunca lo han sido. Harry ya ha probado la culpa en su propia garganta, así que descubre el sabor de la desesperación cuando Louis se niega a reanudar su viaje juntos.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,641
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    94
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    Сборник мини по парочке бешоных.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,771
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    96
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    While waiting for the potions he took during a bruxa hunt to leave his system so he can safely drive home, Geralt calls Jaskier so he can hear his lover's voice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1190

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