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[Podfic] Mayhem: The Chitauri Invasion by aethel-multivoice (aethel), averytree, caminante, Cass_Caelis, hullomoon, theArcherPods (TheArcher), thirdspin
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
28 May 2022
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Audio Commercials: Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.
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[Podfic] Any Way the Wind Blows by averytree, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), LittleRedRobinHood, Yuurei
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Castle
18 May 2022
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Podfic (00:10:06)
Author's Summary from ArgylePirateWD:
Mayhem descends upon the 12th precinct. It's all downhill from there.Series
- Part 12 of Song Lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody
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Insurance Insurgence by Pi_Cloud
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, State Farm Insurance "Magic Jingle" Commercials, State Farm Insurance "State of Unrest" Commercials, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Geico TV Commercials
18 May 2022
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm fell in love with each other in a Romeo and Juliet type of event?
Me neither.
But if you have (or if you're curious now), read to find out! Enjoy the level of insanity! (And it is, in fact, a high level of insanity)
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A Strange Clause (or who not to call when you inherit a haunted house) by karrenia_rune for spiderfire
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
25 Dec 2021
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Mayhem: The Chitauri Invasion by Gement for spiderfire
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2021
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Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.
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Thunder and Lightning by XenaYell for mific
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
12 Dec 2021
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Mayhem is much more than he seems to be.
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That's a Lot of Donuts by Missy for spiderfire
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
09 Dec 2021
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Mayhem's broken his leg, and his stool. Fortunately, Allstate has a policy for that.
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Hi. (i'm a goose let loose on a villain's compound) by Missy for MiraMira
Fandoms: Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video), Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
18 Aug 2021
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It's about time for them to move lairs, but the agent who's shown up to help them remortgage their home is a bit...unorthodox.
Also there is a goose. With a knife in its mouth.
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Uninvited by Anonymous for debirlfan
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
11 Jul 2021
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“I’m a careless military contractor who’s more focused on my bottom line than whether any of these flashing red numbers mean anything,” a random guy says, tossing his tablet over his shoulder.
The tablet clatters down the hall.
“I find it a little weird that you’re telling me that, but okay,” John replies.
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Into Every Generation... by MiraMira for shnuffeluv
Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Back in the Office" Commercial, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
25 Dec 2020
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Always two there are: a Jake, and his trainee.
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Datalog: SCP-XXXX-1: Feline Thermate Disaster by silveradept for debirlfan
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
22 Aug 2020
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Dr. Stesha Petrova has a lead on an SCP that she has been chasing for years, a force behind seemingly random and chaotic events. She finally makes contact with a force of Mayhem and sees a demonstration of its powers firsthand.
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The End Of The World As We Know It by deb-indycar-fan (debirlfan) for Missy
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials
23 Oct 2019
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Jamie opens up something a lot worse than a can of worms. Flo and Mayhem have to cope.
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I'm Your Secret Lover, Mayhem by bamkizbee
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
14 Oct 2019
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Because Mayhem is hot. Do you like those commercials as much as I do?
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Mayhem in Atlantis by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) for debirlfan
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
08 Sep 2019
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There was supposed to be a new scientist in the bunch with an ATA gene even stronger than Colonel Sheppard's, and he wanted to see how the city reacted to him....
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Cut-Rate Magical Insurance by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
02 Sep 2019
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Everything that can go wrong, is going wrong at the local Council House. And usually as wrong as possible. Willow and Buffy investigate.
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The Trouble With Guinea Pigs by deb-indycar-fan (debirlfan) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
31 Aug 2019
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Mayhem obtains a birthday present for his nephew. It's nearly the end of the world.
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Blue His House by tuesday for debirlfan
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
24 Jul 2019
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"I'm a space vampire," Mayhem said as he strolled down the quiet suburban street, flexing his hands and staring down at the clawed nails contemplatively. "Or close enough as makes no difference. Most of my friends are off getting their asses kicked by the heroes while trying to take over the Earth, but I'm more interested in new experiences than getting my head blown off." Mayhem stopped by a white picket fence, then vaulted over it. "New experiences like investigating this empty dwelling."
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Blue Dawn and Red Teeth by tuesday for debirlfan
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
21 Jul 2019
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"I'm a drunk who doesn't care about anything anymore." Mayhem hefted a bottle in a little salute and took a long swig from it. "We have this whole, nice, safe complex here, and I'm barely fit for cleaning duty and making sure the tomatoes get watered." Mayhem wiped at his mouth with the back of his hand.
"Spoiler alert: I forgot again this week. Sure hope you weren't looking forward to trying to recreate Nana's legendary spaghetti sauce."
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Blue like the Ocean; Black like the Void of Space by tuesday for debirlfan
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
21 Jul 2019
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"I'm a starship captain." Mayhem lounged back in his seat. He was bleeding from several places, most prominently where a bit of rebar speared through his chest. His face was black and blue with bruising. "I slept through every command course and only got my position on this ship out of a combination of pity and blatant nepotism." He poked at the rebar. "But when the Z'borgians took out every halfway decent officer, I was what was left." He grinned. It pulled at the split in his lip. "Standard procedure is to stay away from undeveloped garden worlds that haven't made it out of their starting solar system yet."
Mayhem winked. "I don't know standard procedure."
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What's In a Name? by debirlfan for ANGSWIN
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
15 Jun 2019
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Mayhem, past and present. It's not (always) his fault.