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    Audio Commercials: Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.

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    Author's Summary from ArgylePirateWD:
    Mayhem descends upon the 12th precinct. It's all downhill from there.

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm fell in love with each other in a Romeo and Juliet type of event?

    Me neither.

    But if you have (or if you're curious now), read to find out! Enjoy the level of insanity! (And it is, in fact, a high level of insanity)

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    Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.

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    Mayhem is much more than he seems to be.

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    Mayhem's broken his leg, and his stool. Fortunately, Allstate has a policy for that.

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    It's about time for them to move lairs, but the agent who's shown up to help them remortgage their home is a bit...unorthodox.

    Also there is a goose. With a knife in its mouth.

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    “I’m a careless military contractor who’s more focused on my bottom line than whether any of these flashing red numbers mean anything,” a random guy says, tossing his tablet over his shoulder. 

    The tablet clatters down the hall.

    “I find it a little weird that you’re telling me that, but okay,” John replies.

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    Always two there are: a Jake, and his trainee.

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    Dr. Stesha Petrova has a lead on an SCP that she has been chasing for years, a force behind seemingly random and chaotic events. She finally makes contact with a force of Mayhem and sees a demonstration of its powers firsthand.

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    Jamie opens up something a lot worse than a can of worms. Flo and Mayhem have to cope.

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    Because Mayhem is hot. Do you like those commercials as much as I do?

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    There was supposed to be a new scientist in the bunch with an ATA gene even stronger than Colonel Sheppard's, and he wanted to see how the city reacted to him....

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    Everything that can go wrong, is going wrong at the local Council House. And usually as wrong as possible. Willow and Buffy investigate.

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    Mayhem obtains a birthday present for his nephew. It's nearly the end of the world.

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    "I'm a space vampire," Mayhem said as he strolled down the quiet suburban street, flexing his hands and staring down at the clawed nails contemplatively. "Or close enough as makes no difference. Most of my friends are off getting their asses kicked by the heroes while trying to take over the Earth, but I'm more interested in new experiences than getting my head blown off." Mayhem stopped by a white picket fence, then vaulted over it. "New experiences like investigating this empty dwelling."

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    "I'm a drunk who doesn't care about anything anymore." Mayhem hefted a bottle in a little salute and took a long swig from it. "We have this whole, nice, safe complex here, and I'm barely fit for cleaning duty and making sure the tomatoes get watered." Mayhem wiped at his mouth with the back of his hand.

    "Spoiler alert: I forgot again this week. Sure hope you weren't looking forward to trying to recreate Nana's legendary spaghetti sauce."

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    "I'm a starship captain." Mayhem lounged back in his seat. He was bleeding from several places, most prominently where a bit of rebar speared through his chest. His face was black and blue with bruising. "I slept through every command course and only got my position on this ship out of a combination of pity and blatant nepotism." He poked at the rebar. "But when the Z'borgians took out every halfway decent officer, I was what was left." He grinned. It pulled at the split in his lip. "Standard procedure is to stay away from undeveloped garden worlds that haven't made it out of their starting solar system yet."

    Mayhem winked. "I don't know standard procedure."

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    Mayhem, past and present. It's not (always) his fault.

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