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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    Violet and Quigley get pregnant way out of left field
    To pressure to get an abortion Violet will not yield
    When she makes this clear, with Isabelle it causes strife
    You shouldn’t watch such devastation in the Quagmires’ life

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

    Series
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    Lemony Snicket has disrupted a train and killed a man. He's walking back home with a different ghost. There's time for more wrong questions.

    Language:
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    1,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    3
    Hits:
    21
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    Take the plot of Clue. Put it together with characters of AtWQ. This is what you would have.

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    6,137
    Chapters:
    5/6
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    5
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    56
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    "You really think one kind act will make me forgive you all your failings?"
    "I haven't apologized."

    A collection of moments, small and big, between Kit and Olaf throughout their lives.

    Language:
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    8/?
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    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    814
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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    The Quagmire triplets are about to live with Liv and Jacques
    Before that can happen, however, they’re in for a shock
    Duncan, Issy, and you must not know how their grandpa died
    I beg you, don’t watch what happens to them to turn this tide

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

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    Kudos:
    3
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    68
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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    After Isadora has attempted suicide,
    She and Duncan must be rescued by people inside
    Livie loses her job, but remains Jacques’ protegee*
    You must not know if Dr. Snicket outs her family

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

    *“Protegée” is pronounced without the diacritical mark to rhyme with “family”.

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    1
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    99
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    Ernest was there when it happened. He’s not sure if it was the third, fourth, fifth, or even the tenth time it happened. What matters is that he was there when Q finally snapped. Right in public. In the lobby of the Hotel Denouement.

    Language:
    English
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    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    54
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    The associates' time at the Wade Academy, before Lemony arrived.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    5
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    11
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    78
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    In which a familiar face appears in Moxie Mallahan's window during a late night working on Stain'd Lighthouse. | title from Smoke Signals by Phoebe Bridgers

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    Mallahan takes in Quigley, Duncan, and Isadora
    The latter two’re diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder
    Both siblings are placed naked in padded suicide cells
    You’ll be traumatized reading about their private hell

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Hits:
    157
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    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
    Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
    So look away
    Look away, look away

    Klaus is killed when Josephine’s house falls into the lake
    Violet completely spirals in her brother’s wake
    Repeatedly she tries to kill herself now she’s depressed
    If you read stories this dark, with death you’ll become obsessed

    Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say:
    Look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.
    Look away, look away.

    NOTE: This is a new version of the TV series' actual theme song.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    201
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    Moxie is the editor. Kellar is also the editor. So is Jake, and Cleo, and Ornette and Pip and Squeak.
    There are a lot of editors, and Lemony writes to them all.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    107
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    Lemony goes around town looking for a Halloween costume.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    75
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    Top-secret portions of the Snicket file that nobody was ever allowed to see, especially the Snickets.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    25
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    120
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    When young American schoolteacher Olivia Caliban gets a chance to work as an au pair to English orphans Klaus and Violet Baudelaire, she already knows the children have been through a lot, and she's prepared to help them. But when she reaches Bly Manor, and a series of unusual events begins to unfold, just how prepared is Liv, really, for what is really plaguing the Baudelaire orphans?

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    2,859
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    113
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    Moxie loves her typewriter, but if it means protecting herself from whoever is breaking in, it’s worth smashing it on the intruder.

    (Or, Moxie Mallahan surprisingly reunites with someone from her past, who is now desperately in need of help due to faint hope.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    60
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    "'It’s so quiet up here,' Lemony whispers suddenly, as though he doesn’t want to disturb the moment. 'Not quiet, really, but… peaceful. Like in a library.'

    'Like in a library.' She exhales a laugh. 'You know, I’m going to miss you, Lemony.'

    'Don’t be stupid. The summer’s barely started and you’re acting like we’re leaving tomorrow.' He looks reproachful, or at least as reproachful as a five year old can be. 'Uh, sorry for calling you stupid.'"

    E. Snicket climbs a tree with her son.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    In which Moxie Mallahan, Ellington Feint, and Kellar Haines are going to spend a pleasant evening together, but one pesky storm is determined to ruin everything.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    47
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    Jacquelyn discovers evidence to were the Beaudilaires might be, so she calls Lemony Snicket about it, knowing he’ll want to help. Were does the clues lead us, well to stain’d by the sea.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,528
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    508
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    Ellington’s father, the only family she has left, has been kidnapped by a gang called the Inhumane Society, and she’d do anything and everything to save him. So she agrees to infiltrate VFD, their rival gang, to find out the whereabouts of a shipment of weapons that was meant for the Society but was accidentally stolen by VFD.

    (VFD meets All the Wrong Questions meets season one of Peaky Blinders)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69

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