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    Dean Winchester loves music and naked men. His job cleaning up after Hell Hounds Burlesque was practically designed with him in mind. Until the day his replacement shows up. Suddenly, he sees fewer monster cocks but, there is an upside to the change. The Russian-speaking hottie with killer blue eyes.

    Color Dean intrigued. Although, he’d have a better chance catching a bright purple elephant than falling in love with his new crush. Fuck his heart. Sometimes a guy needs to follow his screaming hormones.

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    When Sam, who was supposed to be at Stanford, turned up at Dean’s motel room in New Orleans, injured and sporting some impressive new powers and abilities, it spawned the creation of an unlikely alliance; a group of hunters, special children and various practitioners of magic all with one goal: to stop the planned Apocalypse long before it happens.
    Now, Dean wants to take a break from the hunt for special children to search for their missing father, while Sam is suddenly intent on finding a special gun. But when they learn that Brady’s been possessed again, they detour to Palo Alto to save him…and learn a few important things about themselves—and each other—along the way.

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    January 1st, 2011.

     

     

     

     

    Have decided to take control of my life, if only so next year I don’t end up hung-over and listening to sad songs on depressing playlists while drowning my sorrows in a pint of Chubby Hubby.

     

    Resolution number one: stop drinking.

     

    Resolution number two: find someone to bring home to meet the parents so my mother will stop playing match-maker.

     

    Resolution number two point five: stop flirting with everyone who gives you ‘the look’. Even if they have a nice ass. Or an accent. Especially if they have a nice ass and an accent and they give you ‘the look’.

     

    Dean Winchester is a single, 31 year old mechanic who realises after a particularly horrendous New Year's Eve that he needs to change his life. He resolves that this year, he's going to get his act together: he's going to stop drinking, stop flirting with the cute Cajun man who just so happens to be his boss, and find someone to settle down with.

    If only his mother would stop throwing the devastatingly attractive but annoyingly awkward Castiel Novak at him every chance she got.

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    Dean Winchester is heading back to Hogwarts for his final year. He's the newly assigned Head Boy, alongside his best friends Charlie, Cas, and Benny. This ought to be the best year of their lives as they go through the final stages of school together.

    So why does it feel like the beginning of the end? Why does it feel like Dean's best friend, Castiel, has started making all the wrong choices? Why does it feel like Castiel has completely changed?

    Dark times are ahead. Dean can feel it. He can only hope that by the end of the year he hasn't lost everyone he's cared about - most importantly, Cas. He hopes he will never lose Cas.

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    Still reeling from the death of his father, Dean Winchester has one goal: make it home to Lawrence, where his kingdom and the rest of his life are waiting for him. His task is made infinitely more difficult when he shipwrecks on a mysterious island. When his crew and then his brother disappears, Dean enters into a deal with the island's mysterious inhabitant, Castiel, to keep them safe. The catch? He can never leave.
    Bound by his deal, Dean has no choice but to get to know Castiel, and what he finds is surprising. Castiel is kinder than he originally thought, even though he's harboring his own secrets and guilt.
    Dean needs to return to Lawrence, but he finds himself reluctant to leave Castiel behind. Meanwhile, Castiel knows that the kindest thing to do for Dean is to let him go, regardless of his own feelings towards him. As their relationship deepens into friendship and then something more, Dean and Castiel face both outside dangers as well as their own doubts. Can Castiel find it within himself to let Dean leave? Can Dean find it within himself to go? Or can these two create their own destiny?

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    It’s a tale as old as time (or at least the internet): Boy meets boy on social media-focused reality show, boy likes boy on social media-focused reality show, boy wonders if boy is a catfish on social media-focused reality show. Cheesy icebreakers, lust at first sight, anxious hand-wringing, emoji innuendos, late-night heart-to-hearts, and more than a little drama abound as Dean and Cas navigate The Circle in hopes of winning the $100,000 grand prize—or better yet, each other.

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    Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle have both survived the Hunger Games (twice, in Jo's case), but at a great cost. District Twelve is gone, as is their mentor and Dean's boyfriend, Castiel. On top of that, a revolution against the Capitol has begun, built on the actions that Dean and Jo took in the Games.

    Both of them are still a vital part of the rebellion, and the rebels and, in particular, Billie, the president of District Thirteen, want them to play their parts to unite the districts against the Capitol. Dean and Jo need to decide how much they're willing to give in exchange for their freedom, their future, and the freedom and future of Panem.

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    Dean Winchester might be done with life, but life isn’t done with Dean Winchester. More than a century after his death, a group of monsters disturbs his peace in Heaven.

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    Nassau, 1717. Captain Dean Winchester of the Impala is a born and raised pirate, committed to disrupting commerce and civility on a global scale. After a battle at sea with the Royal Navy, Dean discovers a stowaway on his ship: Castiel Novak, an officer from Carolina with a secret. As their relationship grows, so does England’s determination to end piracy in the New World. This is the story of how men can become legends and how love can ignite a revolution.

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    At the end of a road in heaven, there’s a roadhouse. The road is long—almost forty years long, but only Sam Winchester is counting.

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    Mary Allen was funny and smart and talented. She was someone that was going places according to all the critics. She has his mum’s name and she’s the only thing that Dean’s ever fought to have or she was. Years after publishing his first poetry collection, Dean is at the end of his rope. Faced with a dismal end to his poetry career and working part-time as a taxi driver to care for his sickly father, he has a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Life has left him so exhausted that even the thought of picking up another pen feels impossible.

    That’s all until a series of mix-ups forces him onto the path of the one Castiel Novak, PhD student and volunteer at the local sexual health clinic, he’s the type of guy Dean should be avoiding at all costs. He’s also the guy who could change everything.

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    Schemers and dreamers Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester have a love almost as long as their twenty-year friendship—not that they’ve told each other that, of course. Each of them yearns to have it all with their best friend, and both are convinced it’ll never happen. So when watching a reality show about clueless grooms who plan weddings on a budget for their brides without the brides’ input, talk naturally turns to planning weddings. In a terrible (or perhaps wonderful) moment of spontaneous boastfulness, Cas declares that he could plan a wedding for them without a problem, since he knows Dean so well, and in an ill-advised (or perhaps well-advised) challenge, Dean dares him to do it.

    Inspired by the British television series Don’t Tell the Bride, Don’t Tell the Groom is a fun romp about the zany lengths these men will go to for love.

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    From the top of his 29 years-old, Castiel Novak has everything he could ever wish for. His band has been successful enough for the past decade that he's traveled the world several times, can have anyone he wants in bed every night, and can fund his sins without a blink of an eye. On top of that, he has plenty of friends and some resemblance of a family left.

    That’s until Castiel’s twin brother dies in a tragic car accident, leaving him the sole legal guardian of Jack, his 2-year-old nephew, and Claire, his 7-year-old niece. Castiel has always been a great uncle, but there’s a difference between being the cool uncle they see once a week, and being a parent. How is he supposed to deal with this, on top of his own grief, and to keep the band and what’s linked to it running?

    Enter Dean Winchester, experienced personal assistant who's basically seen it all already. But will he be enough to keep Cas clean, and his new family safe?

    Between growing friendships that blossom into something else, maintaining sobriety and making sure the kids are happy and cared for, what could go wrong?

    Everything.

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    What if what Dean needed most wasn’t his mother but his daughter?

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    Sam and Dean don't get simple hunts anymore, but at least this time they've got company.

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    After The Fall, the angels took a parasitic approach to dealing with the humans. No longer was there free will, instead there was control. Sanctuaries were erected, sorting humans into four categories, and Castiel’s brothers and sisters loved the new world order. He, however, didn’t agree. Their Father had always taught them that all life had purpose and meaning, but Castiel was sure he didn’t mean this. Despite his aversion to keeping a human, he agreed to take on Dean, a human marked Corrupt and sentenced to death. The idea that he could save Dean brought a new direction to Castiel’s life and he found himself engaged in learning about how the world once was. With Dean’s help, Castiel finds his inner strength, his drive to save every human he can, and somehow… he learns what it means to be human.

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    When a mysterious omega arrives in a small isolated village, the people of the town judge him harshly. He's a lone omega with a pup so he must be a fallen omega, the town busy body, Becky decides. When they find out who the mysterious omega really is, they might just have to eat crow.

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    It’s the end of the world as we know it. The many different kinds of mythical creatures have come out of hiding and there just weren’t enough hunters to keep everyone safe. The hunters who are left have started teaching civilians how to protect themselves, but something is hunting in a small mountain town that the hunters in the area have never seen before. Can Cas and Dean save the remaining people in the town before they become the creatures' next victims?

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    A lot of plants are carnivorous. Some of them own themselves.

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    Dean Winchester is dead. For decades, he, along with Castiel and Sam, has led a peaceful afterlife in heaven. He has everything he’s ever wanted: a home, his family and friends surrounding him, and a relationship with Cas—and he’s bored as hell. Until, one day, Chuck escapes heaven’s lock up and begins capturing souls to regain power. To stop him, Jack sends Dean, Cas, and Sam back to Earth. After so long away from hunting, will they be able to once again find their place in the family business?

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    20/20
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