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    "Toby had been told by Puffy to never speak to strangers, but if he didn’t do this then it would just be another day of being ignored by his family, so he figured why not risk it? He followed Phil down the dirt path.

    'Wait here.' Phil stopped right at the door. “Let me go tell my sons that I brought you.”

    'Sons?' Toby feared the word. Everytime his mother said that word it meant more siblings and a bigger family. Toby didn’t want to come all this way with a stranger just to find another big family that would forget about him."

    or,

    what I like to believe happened before the canon Dream SMP lore

    or,

    my version of Tubbo's origin story

    or,

    angst because Tubbo is unwanted and sad, but comfort because he finds his new family in the Sleep Bois

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    How exactly does one tell their lover that they’ve developed feelings for someone else?
    And how, pray tell, are you supposed to explain that you also haven’t fallen out of love with them?
    ...
    “Karl, I think I’ve developed feelings for him.”

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    13/?
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    Fire can be either extremely helpful or extremely harmful, depending on the person using it. In this case, Wilbur is able to find a way to make his blazing passion both, much to Schlatt’s displeasure. When Wilbur’s simple taunting of the king of methamphetamine distribution turns into a battle of insults, wits and corpses, will Schlatt be able to keep to keep his vision focused?

    Or, more importantly, will the two be able to stop a lover and a brother from becoming victims of this twisted play?

    ——————————————-

    Schlatt and Wilbur are both drug lords in their own right. One prefers tailored waistcoats and the other favours falling apart jumpers. Will their dance of death be so literal? Or will it be a funeral for pride?

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    8/?
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    18
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    1
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    Saying goodbye to someone close to her is something 22 year old Adela never thought about doing.

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    “I think you should come inside mate, it's too cold out here for the clothes you're in,” a man's voice said after a few long moments of Shroud trying to get her breathing under control and she opened her eyes to see two men crouching beside her, unthreatening in a way she hadn't seen in years, except from Michael, but he didn't really count. One man had wings, the other was a Piglin, like Michael. “I’m Philza,” the man with the wings said. “This is Technoblade, whatever stories you’ve heard about us, I promise you don't need to be afraid of us… how about we get you inside with a cup of tea to warm up? You’ve had a long journey.” Shroud just nodded numbly, pulling her hands from the snow and using stiff fingers to gently take Michael's coat, pulling it on despite the smell and watching as rotten flowers cascaded from every pocket and ash-sand from every fold.

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    4/?
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    2
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    This story is currently being finalized and re-edited, despite the first draft being finished. Feel free to give it a read, but soon the whole thing will be revamped! Thank you!

    The Sleepy Bois Inc. are a infamous pirate gang, known across the kingdoms and the oceans to be skilled, fast, and sneaky. but when they dock their ship in king George's kingdom, their skills are put to the test as they make new allies and new enemies. but a pirate never gives up, especially when there's valuables involved.

    Content warnings for the following- fighting, violence, major character death/implied character death, strong language, alcoholism

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    9/21
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    29
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    Dream Team help train vigilantes, and then come across these three random, traumatized children
    (The document is over 14,000 words long at the moment, so this will be a long one-)

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    19,100
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    14
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    5
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    Technoblade has lived a life of blood since the bombs fell, living in the farthest and most radiated area of Essempi. She is used to fighting for food, whatever water her superiors can spare, and the barest amount of space. Then the Queen and the Princess Consort take her for their wife.
    Soon enough, royal life becomes tough, and after the wedding, Technoblade contacts an anarchist group calling themselves the Syndicate.
    Life becomes a rollercoaster after that.
    --
    Or, the author grabbed gladiators, gore, six the musical, femme sbi, fallout 4, fae, and ghost pirates and shoved them in the mixing bowl.

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    He screamed again. His throat burned. His voice cracked. He didn’t care.

    It wasn’t going to work.

    He knew it wasn't going to work.

    No one was going to come.

    No one was going to come and help him.

    What was he supposed to do?

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    “I don’t have time for this,” Dream says on the come down from his laughter. “I’m actually here to make you a deal.”

    “The nuke for Tommy, right?” Tubbo guesses before he can stop himself and his own deduction shocks him into a following silence.

    Dream’s mask stares at him.

    “That’s the general gist,” Dream confirms. “Guess you had to get something right at some point, statistically speaking.”

    Tubbo tries to ignore the barb even though it burns that secret black space that Schlatt cultivated inside him like someone has just set off a firework in his face.

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    17/?
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    Wilbur didn’t have much to say to that, other than a simple shrug. But under his breath he muttered a truthful sentence. I do know that I hate this train.

    He barely missed his number flying to 346. All he could think about was how he hoped Techno hadn’t forgot about him. How he hoped Tommy escaped Dream and was in a much better place. How he hoped Phil was enjoying his life outside the train.

    How Wilbur was broken to a point where not even the train could help him.

    ----

    Infinity Train and Dream SMP crossover. That's about it.

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    1/?
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    In this world, you were either a god, or you weren’t. Simple as that. Tommy knew this, as well as he knew his own name. But, he thought to himself, you’d really expect them to be better at hiding it.

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    Something was watching Quackity.

    He didn't know why, he didn't know who, but he knew that there were eyes watching him from every corner no matter where he went.

    Slime told him not to worry about it and his cheerful demeanor helped to calm the paranoia.

    There wasn't actually somebody watching him, right?

    ...Right?

     

    Title from "Mary On a Cross" by Ghost

    Inspired by @/masterchiefin12 on TikTok

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    Tommy’s home is boring. He wants a new one, one that is full of excitement and adventure! Yet he is still here, stuck in this boring ordinary life. That is until he hears a tale of monsters and mysteries that lay outside the city. Maybe that could be his home.

    Tubbo hates his home. Some would consider him lucky, being the son of one of the founders but in reality it is hell. He just wants to leave, find a new family far, far away from this madness. Honestly, if he could, he would run past those gates and find a new home for himself just to piss off his father.

    Ranboo has never had a home. That he remembers at least. He lives on the streets, alone. But life is good and Ranboo wouldn’t mind if he lived like this for the rest of his life. Just… there was always the feeling… that feeling that he has a home somewhere else.

     

    Anzena city, a place that was built to protect the people from the dangers outside. What happens when three teens meet and decide to check out what the outside world really is…

    _________________________________🜲______________________________

    Aka: a semi-futuristic-supernatural-apocalypse au with lots of worldbuilding that I have been planning for half a year.

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    "Dreamon sightings," blurry images of large creatures with animalistic features that towered over people. Large hunched shoulders, covered in thick layers of fur. Digitigrade legs with large paws or hoofs, large sharp canines and horns.

    This one, in particular, was strange, it almost resembled a giant raven. Black feathers coat its humanlike body structure, feathers attached to its limbs. Elongated to look more similar to wings than actual arms. The legs of the creature looked dangerously thin like it was walking on toothpicks. The legs ended with a set of massive talons that looked as if they could cut through bone like butter.

    Aka

    Tommy has never had a chance at a normal life. He grew up never having a proper family and works for one of the most dangerous businessmen in L'manburg

    To make matters worst, dangerous creatures are roaming the night.

    He never thought his life would change until he had an unlikely encounter. One that would lead to learning more about who he was and the true dangers plaguing the city.

    Rewrite of "Tommy's Veterinary Clinic"

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    1/?
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    27
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    A Wilbur, Jschlatt slash fic. Created for fun and to distract myself from reality.

    I don't condone shipping of real people, this was created by one of my alters who is an introject of Wilbur "Soot" Gold. He created this to get more in touch with his identity and source relations.

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    9,253
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    19
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    351
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    Feverdreamsmp s2 sadly never gonna happen. But I still gonna make a fanfiction of it because it still hard for me to move on from something.

    Anyway quackitee give them a week to pay the rent. Probably something else going happened. Who knows.

    [Please remember that these are the characters and not the real people]

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    Quackity watched in horror as Technoblade lifted the crossbow shakily. His eyes were blood-shot and his iris' red, some sort of empty, restrained hunger behind them. He grabbed Schlatt's sleeve. This wasn't-- He flipped up his glasses. "Schlatt! Schlatt, call him off, this isn't what we agreed on! Schla--"

    "Quackity, shut the fuck up and enjoy the show."

    //

    Or,

    Quackity confronts Schlatt about Tubbo's execution and ends up getting more trauma than he bargained for.

    Series
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    1,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    333
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    In a world where a zombie apocalypse takes over, Quackity manages to fend for himself for quite a while — and incredibly well, at that. After losing his camp, he found most of his past experience relatively helpful and used it to his advantage.

    But what happens when he stumbles upon a desperate man, who's barely surviving on his own and in need of shelter? Not necessarily wanting to, but he gets a certain need — or better yet, instinct — to help him.

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    35,634
    Chapters:
    13/28
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5726
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    After the gas has changed many people and driven people apart, life is a little hectic. The group is split apart, and tensions in the camp are high.

    Name by the song In The Woods Somewhere but hoozier

    Or, Dreamnotfound kinda slow burn, SkepHalo just trying to be good parents, Karlnapity the beloveds, a sprinkle of angst and an attempt at humor! PLEASE READ THE FIRST PART OR SOME THINGS WONT MAKE SENSE

    Updates weekly

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    33,460
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1249

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