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    Can the most famous man on the ice fall for the man on the street? A Notting Hill Zimbits AU where Jack is a New York Ranger, and Eric is a cookbook store owner living in Boston's Beacon Hill.

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    5/?
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    [5hr 32m 45s]
    The thing is, he’s had study nights and TV marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout.
    But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is.
    [Written by lenaballena.]

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    English
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    99
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    2
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    29
    Kudos:
    50
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    5
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    594
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    Dex is definitely doing homework and Nursey definitely isn't in love with him.

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    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    53
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    3
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    229
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    Bitty is going all out for their first Thanksgiving. Maybe too much...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
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    1
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    137
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    Boston was cool, the consulting gig was pretty cool, working with Holster was very cool, the admin assistant Burcu was exceedingly cool - at least, she became cool once Ransom brought her a tupperware of homemade jollof and she, after suspiciously taking a bite and dissecting aloud his spice ratios for twenty minutes, promised to bring him some homemade borek in return - but the machine in the basement was a complete surprise: a hulking mechanical thing, gunmetal gray with a bunch of unlikely pipes and gears and honest-to-god steam coming out the side.

    (Five times Ransom and Holster were horrified by the practical implications of string theory, and one time they weren't.)

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    Chapters:
    1/7
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    A Check Please! fanfic variety show (which is to say: fics prompted by other people and fics or fic excerpts shorter than ~1,000 words). Each chapter is rated individually.

    Subjects tackled thus far include: 1) making an ass out of you and me; 2) the magic of corporate sponsorships; 3) is three really company?; 4) the new New South; 5) bungs; 6) softshell lobster; 7) all that glitters is(n’t?) gold, 8) toils and troubles in the Pegasus galaxy; 9) martyrs: a familiar breed; 10) Bad Bob Zimmermann: Britain's Second-Most Notorious Death Eater...Reformed?; 11) pound foolish, Pennywise.

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    English
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    12,431
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    45
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2084
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    This is familiar and fun, it’s fun when it’s no strings, it’s fun when you already know it’s gonna be good, it’s fun knowing you’re gonna fall asleep together and your ex is gonna leave before you get up. It’s fun kissing his hip bone and hearing him suck in a gasp. It’s fun having Holster reach down to jerk him off at the same time, fun how his tempo slips if Ransom moves his tongue like that, fun blowing him when he’s saying things like missed this and god, you look so good and should’ve done this sooner. They were terrible together in the end, but sex? They’ve always been very good at sex.
    ___________________

    Holsom one night stand, from Ransom's POV. Short & a lil dirty :)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    Check Please! drabbles for Whumptober Lite 2022

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    English
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    1,000
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    441
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    Holster is acting weird after taking a fall on the ice.

    Series
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    English
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    207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    78
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    In which a sweater (or three) act as a catalyst.

     

    [podfic of Sweater Weather]

    Language:
    English
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    14
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    3
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    Jack Zimmerman grew to live up to expectations and inherit his father's Hockey career. There were some bumps and bruises in the path but he was sure to be on the way, from Samwell on. Thing is, for all the loneliness and suffering he went through, there was someone else in the world going through the same, someone with narrower shoulders and doe-like eyes.

    [aka]
    [That Football Player AU.]

    Language:
    English
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    18,139
    Chapters:
    6/20
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    327
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
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    Alternative title: the alpha Holster almost killed with a shovel, though according to Ransom, the shovel was for BURYING him - not meant as the murder weapon. No actual murders happen in this story.

     

    Winter screw has some unforeseen consequences.

    As Bitty tries to cope with the aftermath of a truly horrific event, his teammates rally around him with new levels of protectiveness. And Jack, who keeps being his rock through the entire ordeal, might be on his way to becoming something more than just a friend and teammate. Hint: the graduation kiss still happens in this universe.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    620
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    When Will joins the team at Samwell Dictionary, he doesn't know what to expect about anything other than his job description. With the help of good friends (and good pie) he might just have a shot at defining his expectations.

    Language:
    English
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    3
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    15
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    4
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    314
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    11:34pm

    Holster wanders around the party, smugly satisfied at the sight of all his friends, his family, enjoying themselves. It’s the first time he and Ransom have had a chance to really throw a party since moving to Boston, and fuck, Holster has missed this.

    ---

    Prompt: Ransom and Holster, December 31, House 2.0

    Series
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    English
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    866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    128
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    It would be too kind to say Jack Zimmermann, Pulitzer Prize winner and son of legendary newspaper publisher Bob Zimmermann, resigned in disgrace mere days before the biggest story of his life broke without his name on the byline. But somehow it seems slightly less bad than the truth, which is that Jack was fired, by his own father, for getting too close to a source, blowing his chance at breaking the story he’d been working on for six months, and compromising the paper’s integrity as a purveyor of unbiased journalism, all in one fell swoop.

    Now he's starting over, reporting small town news out of an inn in Vermont and trying not to get too close to anybody. A certain baker might make that difficult.

    Language:
    English
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    14,433
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    93
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Eric bittle grew up in a rural, close minded Georgian township. It was small, family oriented… dangerous. You know what they say about small towns in the south and how words spread fast. Eric was no exception to that.

    Eric moves away from his hometown in Georgia and goes to Samwell to play on the samwell men’s hockey team.

    Language:
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    616
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    115
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    Eric Bittle never became a hockey player at Samwell. Instead, the national-level senior men's figure skater tries to face school with a scholarship to the Sammies, Samwell's synchronized figure skating team. He has no access to an oven, has to deal with homework, programs, hostile teammates, and very few friends.

    And then there is this guy he has to share morning ice time with.

    Jack just has to survive when the freshman he skates with in the morning catches his eye.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    4952
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    “I’m sorry, what?!”

    “Hockey RPF, it means real per…”

    “I know what that means. Before that.”

    “Zimbits?” he replies with a laugh.

    “Mmmhmmm.” Bitty narrows his eyes.

    ————

    A highly intellectual discussion of ship names: the real, the hypothetical, the fucking unpronounceable.

    Language:
    English
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    3,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
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    85
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    6
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    592
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    So, the thing is, Dex has an incredibly attractive boyfriend. So, of course, people hit on him all the damn time. Dex isn't sure he can be closeted much more because of this.

    (in which, 4 times people hit on nursey, and the 5th time dex puts an end to it)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,566
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    578
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    Suddenly, Nurseys tongue licked up his neck, making Dex jump. “You taste delish, dexylicious.” Well, that was new. Nursey licked him again, but much longer and wetter this time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,481
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    561

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