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    (title is a work in progress)
    The sunrises once again, over six groups of people and two loners
    A director, his little brother, and his secretary.
    A mechanic and his daughter.
    A father and a sarcastic artificial intelligence.
    A captain and his husband.
    A troll who's more words than silence and a man who miraculously never misses a shot.
    A revenge-obsessed lunatic.
    And a troll who just wants to find everyone, and maybe get a chance to shoot Bro Strider. He'd like that.
    The sun sets again, and they despair because the dark is when the dead roam.
    But Darkness is where Light shines the brightest.

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    Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!

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    Meat Horse is something that came to you in the second week of class, a testament to the crazy old gods of the sodomite country of ancient Greece. You chronicle the life and times of the titular Meat Horse as he is hunted by the Flesh Bear. For one hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays you are a regular Homer. It’s the only outlet for all that teen angst you left simmering during high school under the impression that you would end up at some tech institute where you could get pounded up the ass by some dl guy who would’ve bullied you in high school, or some otter who would leave you with nothing but the taste of musky balls on your tongue. You are a failure to launch. You were your shit family’s only effort to get a piece of them from rotting and dying in Skaia, and now you are here, dying away at some community college waiting for the opportunity to transfer.

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    Dave Strider wanted to be a normal teenager. That plan got fucked up when he was five. But he went on with life, living like the cool kid he is, with no care in the world. Until he trips world famous actor, Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal. And when Karkat's manager tells him the only solution is for them to fake date for the press? Yeah, that whole normal plan was never going to happen. Dave could fake date an actor he's had a crush on since he was thirteen, totally. There'd be no problems with this plan.

    Throw in an abusive Bro, a traitor brother, a comatose stranger, dramatic breakups and more, and Dave is way in over his head.

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    After a particularly bad strife with his Bro, Dave goes to Rose for help.

    Because Rose is always known for being both competent and reliable. Right?

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    Dave Lalonde is 20 years old and an insomniac. When he stumbles across a strange troll with an ASMR-adjacent Youtube channel, he doesn’t expect to find peace, pleasure, and unexpected family.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    basically where im shoving all of me and my friends homestuck bullshit. Hope you enjoy :]

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    Five times Karkat talked to Dave at midnight about his troubles, and one time Dave talked to him.

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    Dave Strider is reliving some childhood trauma his piece of shit brother inflicted onto him.
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    I know it's hard for some of you readers to find good Dave trauma fics. Hope this satisfies your coping needs fellas.
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    Cope fic, enjoy it.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are the youngest raindancer in your area.

    Most raindancers are found and put into work around the time they turn nineteen, as that's when their powers truly start manifesting in useful ways. You are a special case.

     

    An AU about Rose Lalonde and her friends battle against the Grimdark creatures.

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    The summer seems to drip by in the way time does when you’re not constantly shifting your grip to grasp it. You think July and then it’s halfway through August and Dave is peeling off his T-shirt and telling you to avert your eyes as he sunbathes alongside you on the balcony.
    August goes: drive-in theatre; trying to cook an authentic bowl of ramen together; finally attending Dave’s underground indie film club with him; suburbia; Dave carefully easing the gear shift of Dirk’s car into first and stalling with you clutching the passenger seat below you; decorating cassette tapes of Dave’s sick beats with Nepeta’s kawaii stickers; giving Dave a ten-minute rant about how dumb every single movie in his arsenal is and still watching every single once through twice.
    August goes: a bottle of peach vodka; Dave’s sun-burnt back; Dave’s smile; Dave letting you paste pink dye on his head in neon-patchiness; Dave trying to squint his way through your copy of Anna Karenina; Dave’s lips on yours and hands up your skirt and Dave, Dave, Dave.
    But that’s getting a bit ahead, a flash-forward, a flash-step to a future six-sweep Karkat wouldn’t have even imagined in the dark after a viewing of Pride and Prejudice.

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    MSPAR may have locked their timeline, but there's still things to do.

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    Dave and Rose are twins. They live with their single mom, who loves them and takes good care of them. Their 2 older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, have gone off to college. Everything seems normal.

    But one night, a man comes to the house to speak with Mom. Dave and Rose find out that he is their father (whom Mom had divorced before they could remember), and that he wants custody of one of the children. When Mom refuses, he abducts Dave and takes him back to Houston. Dave and Rose then grow up apart, Rose with Mom and Dave with his “father” (or Bro, as he makes Dave call him). Mom starts breaking down after Dave is taken, and she relapses into alcoholism. Though the twins grow up in different situations, neither is taken care of well; Dave is actively abused (physically and mentally) whereas Rose is treated with neglect.

    Even though specific memories fade over time, the twins grow up remembering each other, and from the moment they’re separated onwards, they have one goal in mind: to see each other again.

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    Karkat's never seen his best friend shirtless, and he finally learns why.

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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    Lacy Windsor and Cole Hampton have been stuck in the Medium on their own for four years when, miraculously, they're added to a memo full of people they've never met before. When they take the risk and accept the help of these mysterious strangers, what will happen when they reveal the true power of their godtiers?

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    You wanted to hate him. You truly did. But he's gotten under your skin and knows you inside and out, knows you better than you know yourself. You once hated the taste of red, the copper and the oil that floods your veins. But he changed it, made it new. Made it sweet. Made it something to savor.
    Now you love the taste of him.

    (Real brief mentions of child abuse and self harm, but it's literally maybe one or two sentences. Nothing major at all.)

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    Bro discovers one of Dave's kinks.

    (RP Log transcribed as a fic. Minimal editing. Mind the tags.)

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    Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.

    Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?

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