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    Saw The Green Knight in theater when it came out, and it awed me enough to ignore its obvious flaws. But now I just watched it again on the small screen and it's sort of pointless. So I have allowed Gawain to make the same observations. Just be glad this isn't Cinema Sins, kids.

    *I'm too lazy to finish the tags. Or proofread.

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    If there is any principle Fanny believes in with all her heart, it is that her brilliant, bossy big sister is meant to be here, with her, on this Earth, for as long as possible.

    In which Lady Fanny Fox is going to rescue Dr. Dawkins and save her sister if it's the last thing she does. If Dr. Rainsford Sneed wants to come along for the ride (begrudgingly, complaining the whole time), that's his problem.

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    English
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    17/22
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    249
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    30
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    Waking up in an unexpected world that is no longer his, a lone white human named Mike begins to journey into a world full of anthropomorphic beasts. Realizing where he is, in the world of Beastars, begins to be a man of knowing everyone's future and changes the history of the story itself, while facing obstacles that will challenge his every belief away from the human world he once lived in. Along the journey, he is the face of prejudice and discrimination, but he will not let the mockery and existence of animals put him down, not as long they get to know his kind and peaceful demeanor while experiencing his dark humor and vulgar behavior. He is the change that will fix the world of Beastars itself.
    The human that walks among beasts.
    To know what content will be put here, this will be like a PG-13 movie. So PG-13: for crude humor and sexual content, brief strong language, suggestive material, some action violence, and thematic moments.

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    Right after the nuking of New York on Christmas Eve, a one-arm Peter Parker and one-eyed Kamala Khan join forces with one another in order to survive the wastelands left behind.

    Little do they know, that they will soon be forced to solve a deadly murder mystery where most suspects are former serial killers.

    And this is only the summary to ACT 1 of this Fontainian Opera.

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    English
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    31,333
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    4
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    62
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    Anakin Skywalker is the most talented, most humble man on Coruscant. Unfortunately, the stress of life is beginning to get to him, and a linguistic issue turns out to be his final straw in the path toward the dark side...

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    1/1
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    Entry 5 in a Nicktoons crossover series. 1/2 cup butter; 2 1/4 cups confectioner's sugar; 2 egg yolks, beaten; 3 squares bitter chocolate, melted; 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon (optional). Cream butter until light and lemon-colored. Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Beat well. Add chocolate. Rated Teen and Up for absurd humor, violence, mild language, and some sexual references.

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    9/43
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    3
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    A tale about Sir Fratley's personal worth and his struggle to remember who he is, who he was and what he will become.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    4
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    7
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    51
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    This text should be called "Intestines Exposed in Public," as originated from a dream. a scalpel ripped open the abdominal cavity. Originally an organ for producing defecate, intestines is leaking out brains parts. Amoebas squirm and twirl; supernovas burst open; and the giant makes art on the surface of Jupiter. Mutants jovially gnaw on the gene chains — garlic white meat, vodka overflowing. In the acid rain of colored pills, people in space helmets marched among the buildings; the steel-made dancer couldn’t find its eyeballs; it looked to the customers and said: Amitabha.
    Buddha said, love me, if you dare.
    Don't know what is being describing, kind of bizzare and grotesque like a circus, so call it circus literature.

    Translation of 佛说 by AyeAyeCaptain, originally published on 晋江文学城 in Chinese.

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    The life of the students at Panem University was calm until a mysterious murder occurred on campus. Unusual events demanded exceptional safety measures to discipline disobedient students.
    Meanwhile, everybody discovered not-so-obvious affections and struggled to survive until the next semester.


    Alternative universe - no hunger games. This story contains corporal punishment, spanking.
    Coriolanus and Sejanus are only friends. Maybe with subtext, but only friends!

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    2/?
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    Garść hetaliowych drabbli, okruszków, miniatur i niepoprawnych pomysłów, just for your entertainment. Komedia, oklepane motywy, absurd bez większego sensu, pisane z doskoku one-shoty. Zbiorek wszystkiego, co jest zbyt małe na własną opowieść i miejsce na ewentualne eksperymenty z formą. Branie czegokolwiek tutaj na poważnie - niezalecane.
    Shipy przeróżne, głównie LietPol i PrusPol, ale są też bezparingowce.
    (trwa akcja rozdzielania rozdziałów - za spam na mailu Kai mocno przeprasza)

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    Polski
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    Chapters:
    107/?
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    11
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    62
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    3
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    1,297
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    After their humiliating defeat, the needles wizard flees to Dreamland to lick their wounds. In their loneliness, they encounter a Moonfish with a beautiful voice - enraptured by its songs and iridescent scales.

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    1/1
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    40
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    Перш ніж пробуджувати Внутрішню Богиню, вивчи трохи ту бісову міфологію.

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    Українська
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    Deux ans après son départ de Los Santos, Cox revient sur l'île, déguisé en professeur Müller. Il déchaîne alors la puissance de son armée d'autruches, dressées à le protéger car elles prennent son crâne chauve pour un œuf, et prend sa revanche sur cette île qui l'a chassé si brutalement. Traversant la ville sur son tapis volant, et accompagné de son poussin, "Sale Merde", offert par Juan et Hayley et qui l'a pris pour sa mère bien malgré lui, il fait payer aux citoyens innocents. Juan et Hayley ne sont pas en reste, enfourchant en amazone des autruches et faisant régner le chaos.

    Même s'il y a un fil rouge et une progression dans l'histoire, faites ce que vous voulez avec cet univers

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    Français
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    22/22
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    18
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    1
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    Thanks to some unforeseeable quirk of warpspace, the Unquestionable Perfection, the Scions of the Konic's shoddy, barely-functional jalopy of a Gloriana-class Flagship has made planetfall on a planet that has just emerged from the warp, a planet orbited by a moon and a miniature sun and inhabited by a bunch of cutesy, colorful, weirdly horse-like xenos.

    Fortunately, acting Chapter Master Severa has decided that the Chapter of Space Marines has better things to be doing than wasting ammunition and weaponry on this planet's relatively benign, oddly horse-like xeno population, and sends the rest of the fleet ahead to their intended destination while the 1st Company stays behind to get the Perfection back up into the air, hopefully before the natives notice the supersized battleship that's now sitting smack-dab in the middle of what they call the Everfree Forest.

    Unfortunately, a wrench has just been thrown into the works of Captain Severa's plan. Two wrenches, actually, in the form of a Heretic Astartes legion that starts pillaging and burning their way through the local xeno population, and the Chief Apothecary's decision to take pity on a certain injured lavender alicorn.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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    2
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    Kata orang tua, kalau kalian menyukai seseorang, akuilah perasaanmu secara jujur. Tidak hanya kepada diri sendiri, sebaiknya kepada orang yang kau sukai juga. Jangan sampai menyesal, katanya.

    Sudah beberapa tahun sejak Satoru menyadari maksud dari perkataan itu. Ia membiarkan Utahime, perempuan yang disukainya sejak SMA berpacaran, menikah, dan memiliki anak dengan orang lain. Selama bertahun-tahun, ia membiarkan wanita itu dengan kehidupannya sendiri tanpa memberi tahu perasaan sang pria yang sempat berada di fase denial. Meskipun akhirnya Satoru mengaku pada diri sendiri bahwa ia menyukai Utahime, semuanya sudah terlambat.

    Hingga akhirnya tiba satu kesempatan yang tidak akan pernah ada lagi kesempatan yang ‘sestrategis’ itu setelahnya; suami Utahime pergi dan meninggalkan perempuan itu sendirian. Eh, tidak. Ada seorang anak laki-laki yang ditinggalkan bernama Megumi.

    Akankah Satoru menggunakan kesempatan itu sekarang?

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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    1/?
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    10
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    Draco Malfoy kidnaps Cedric Diggory and steals his identity using Polyjuice Potion in his desperate and jealous attempt to compete in the Triwizard Tournament.

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    10/12
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    18
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    12
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    2
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    442
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    Menceritakan kronologis simpang siur akan beberapa sejarah band Mayhem yang berlangsung sejak era vokalis Per Yngve Ohlin alias Dead, yang kemudian dilanjutkan hingga terlibatnya Varg Vikernes dan seluk-beluknya ke dalam scene secara lebih luas, dengan penggunaan campuran bahasa baku dan tidak baku yang moga-moga dapat dicerna semudah mungkin.

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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    1/1
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    3
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    When Akira comes home, Sakura Sojiro isn't there. He waits for hours and hours, and late into the night, he receives, with Sojiro telling him he's been arrested and is awaiting bail. Sojiro tells him that he'll be out soon and to clean the top of the fridge.

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    For two decades, Riley Davis has lived the one hundred percent normal life of a farmer on an alternate dimension Earth who makes soap from goat milk. She owns a cantankerous stove for making coffee, consumes a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every morning, and still hasn't gotten around to fixing the time on the clock in her soap shop. But if she's so normal, then why did she wake up to mercenaries in her shop, and what does it all have to do with the tinkertech, hermetically sealed cannister she buried under the old oak tree?

    Language:
    English
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    8,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    652
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    You are a morbid paradox with a twinkle in your eyes and a soft spot for a girl you shouldn't want.

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    English
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    39,450
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    3
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    28
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    1
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    294

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