One shots :)
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I would offer you coffee but... by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
27 Mar 2020
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Heather Chandler hates her job.
The only reason she’s working there is because there are barely any other jobs and the pay to hours ration ain’t half bad.
But, god, she hates her job. Her boss was a dick and the people, dear god, the people were another breed of annoying. The coffee is either too hot or too cold or too strong or, god forbid, it tasted too much like coffee.(Or an obligatory coffee shop au)
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- Part 1 of One shots :)
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Please, I only know how to make cereal by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
10 May 2020
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Veronica is tired.
No scratch that.
Veronica is fucking exhausted.
Her shift at Gap was worse than normal – two Karen’s shouted at her for no reason, she got hit on by way too many teenage boys and she was on her feet for hours. On top of that, she has a Midterm next week that she is really not ready for and the only thing she knows how to cook is cereal.And she ran out of milk.
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- Part 2 of One shots :)
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Colours by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
18 May 2020
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Veronica’s colour had always been red.
Ever since she was a kid and would grab at any red clothes that her parents were wearing because she couldn’t get the words out. She was drawn to stop signs, red lights, big buses that scared her but she didn’t want to stop looking at the way they stood out against the dull grey world.
(Or the obligatory soulmates au)
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- Part 3 of One shots :)
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I hate this party but you're pretty cool by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
18 Jun 2020
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Finally, she opens a door to a bathroom and sees a woman sitting in the bath, eating fish crackers and smoking a joint.
The woman jolts at the noise of the door being opened and, oh no, she’s hot. Heather only came to this stupid party to placate Mac and Duke and now her stomach is bottoming out at a woman wearing fishnets and black lipstick and a joint is held between her lips and smoke is swirling around the bathroom and she doesn’t quite know what to do.
“Evening.” The woman says, blowing out some smoke then eating a cracker. “Want one?”
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- Part 4 of One shots :)
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Everybody wants to know by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
31 Jul 2020
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Veronica wonders how they got here.
(The answer is Seven Minutes in Heaven and too much tequila, but she’s thinking in a more metaphorical sense.)
Because she hates Heather, and Heather despises her. Yet she fits so good between the blondes legs as they make-out in McNamara’s bathroom.
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- Part 5 of One shots :)
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illicit affairs by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
16 Aug 2020
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Veronica knows she shouldn’t be doing this.
She knows, deep in her gut, that it’s wrong.
Because Heather has a boyfriend, sure he’s a complete piece of shit but he’s hers the way that Veronica isn’t.
(Or a 5+1 based on illicit affairs by taylor swift)
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- Part 6 of One shots :)
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now I'm even more stuck by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
15 Oct 2020
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It’s a bad idea.
A really bad idea.
And still, Veronica’s hand is itching toward the phone because she’s horny and alone and only has her ex-fucking-girlfriend on her mind.
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- Part 7 of One shots :)
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Isn't in messed up - how I'm just dying to be here? by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
18 Jan 2021
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Veronica is smoking in the toilets when she first meets Heather Chandler.
Well, that’s a lie, she met Heather just after second grade, when she moved to Ohio after her parents divorced.
But the first time she talks to Heather Chandler, apart from the small things about homework or being in the way and such, is in the toilets.
(Or Veronica and Heather have a habit of meeting in bathrooms)
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- Part 8 of One shots :)
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Girl of a preacher man by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
18 May 2021
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New people in Sherwood are rare, no one wants to move to a town with more people than jobs and a shitty teen problem.
No really, every single person Veronica knows is some sort of asshole (Martha excluded of course).
So when the picture perfect, slice of apple pie family show up halfway through the July before Senior Year, it’s kind of a big deal. The dad becomes Pastor Henry Chandler, the mom joins every single PTA thing she can get her hands in and their daughter, Heather, becomes the third in their year and the eighth in the entire High School.
(Or it's Summer and Veronica is drawn to someone she probably shouldn't be.)
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- Part 9 of One shots :)
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are you falling in love? I've a feeling you are by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
16 Aug 2021
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He says something that makes Veronica laugh and she watches Veronica throw her head back and shit.
Holy fucking shit.
When did she fall in love with her best friend?
(Or Heather is obtuse with her feelings and Veronica isn't exactly subtle either)
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- Part 10 of One shots :)
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i'd give up forever to touch you, 'cause i know that you'd feel me somehow by britishngay
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
27 Apr 2022
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“Tell me about yourself.”
“I’m no cold fish, but I’m certainly not much, Heather.”
“And yet you are all I can think about.”
(Or Heather washes up on a lighthouse island in the 1950s and they fall in love)
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- Part 11 of One shots :)