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Wedding Gifts

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'OK. I admit it. There is one good reason to get married.'

Her wife – now there's a word she thought she'd never use – grins up at her. 'Oh good, I'm glad you've thought of one at last. I was beginning to worry, seeing we're just back from honeymoon, and all.'

She pouts. 'Aren't you going to ask me what it is?'

'What is it, then?'

'Gifts.'

'I knew you'd say that.' Goddammit, she's still super cute.

'I don't know why you're so interested in the gifts. I'll bet you any money you like: they'll all have got us coffee machines.'