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Panic! At The League by fffpppp
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 May 2026
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The league reacting to Canada's golden boy and modern hockey god Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa to be with his husband. Did we mention that the husband is Ilya Rozanov, the league's bad boy and also a modern hockey god?
(As told through texts (mostly), mainly focusing on Eastern Conference boys).
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“Shane?” Hayden’s voice filtered through the door. “You alive in there?”
Shane grabbed Ilya by the wrist. “We have to hide you.”
Ilya laughed. “Hide me? Where?”
Shane’s eyes darted around his apartment. That left… the closet.
“No,” Ilya said, reading Shane’s desperate gaze. “I am athlete. Have standards.”
Ilya’s protest was cut off as he stumbled backward into a dark jungle of coats and boots. Shane shut the door.
In which Hayden shows up early to talk game strategy, Shane lies about owning a cat, and Ilya refuses to commit to the bit.
Things only go downhill from there.
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Snapshots of the Ottawa Centaurs captain, Shane "walks my husband like a dog" Hollander and Ilya "media menace" Rozanov. Best if read chronologically but not required.
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The OnlyFans Debacle (That Wasn't) by AutumnFoxed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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@IlyaRozanov_81 ✅
Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏
Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81
@rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY
@hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!
In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.